That made you get surgery of course.

I'm telling you, fuck touching it.

LICK IT.

It's a long story. But the short version is that I had an incision that wouldn't heal, and the doctor thinks it's because I had a tattoo there, so he removed it and now has to replace the skin.

I did. It's salty.

You are like a HERO to me!

And, don't worry about the tattoo. I'm certain that it won't be difficult finding someone willing to redraw dolphin-unicorns leaping through butterfly-peace-signs.

do you feel like luke skywalker?

Incredible.

HOWEVER! This is what you should've gone for. THE WHOLE FRIGGIN' ARM.



Were you not in pain during that?

Lidocaine. Local anesthetic. I got to watch the whole thing. It RULED.

lick it
see a tongue in slow motion going
thinking no, NO

for people who have the motto 'lick everthin that is shaved'
here lick this

It's these moments when I appreciate gast.

I will lick anything that is shaved.

Just putting that out there.

Now there is a "wound vac" on it, which sucks the bodily fluids out of it 24/7 until the skin graft takes place. You can literally feel the suction from the vacuum on the open wound. This is definitely the most inconvenient injury I've ever experienced.

And you can HEAR the gurgling of the goo going through the tube. Yummmmm

Really?





Actually, I do not doubt the sincerity of that statement.

flowty
back to you...

trunecated: - I have performance anxiety.

i noticed your performence anxiety is gone

I know you do, gast. I'm here to help.

Woah! Who the fuck shaves their balls?!??

That doesn't really happen, does it????

be glad there is no shaving ad

You gotta trim at least!

ok, in what direction do you shave the best then?

Not. Even. Once.

Is that bad? What am I missing (besides apparent lickability) by NOT butching my pubics?

I'm sorry, I'm ignorant and extremely naive. :o