I'm at 1.5 times today. there's no way I'll break 100 unless I crank it up a notch. :(

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well here's some help

http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.ph...78e6c5f090dc9b

i think if i added up all the times i whacked it and had sex in a month it be at least 100 times.

Have you had times when you're, er, taking yourself in hand, and suddenly got bored/un-horny? I've had that, and then feel ready for more about 5 mins later...make yer mind up, Melly!

yr not alone melly

sometimes the kielbasa has a mind of its own

Erections, eh? Can't live with 'em, and definitely can't live without 'em.

I don't quite get why you picked January...

so he has time to train before the big game, duh. :)

So when he's telling his grandkids' in years to come, it can be referred to as 'Jerk off January'.

Why do you jerk off if you can fuck a girl,better try it https://top10sextoys.com/toys-for-men/

This thread kinda explains a lot.

ha ha ha ha

this thread, i vaguely recall (or make up), might have been a parody of another one

indeed. I'd rather have one amazing wank than 100 middling dribbles......

it’s halloween season alright

between this and the everyday news, who needs horror movies :D

This is from 10 years ago, so about 2-3 years before my time, but clearly you have always had a thing for milking insults for all they’re worth.

(Lolmilk)

i’ve been looking—where are the insults?

What lead you to make this plan?

I dunno. I’d been drinking a bit. I think I wanted to do a milk/jizz thing, but didn’t have the energy.

white russians?
moloko sythemesc?

Amstel Light :embarrassed: