you're so fucking dumb you can't even figure out that you're too stupid to run the whole joint

You muppet. How did you know he didn't have a shooter?

Also, bin ich Schwanzlutscher, ja? Naja, dein Schwanz ist so dreckig, dass sogar ein zahnlose Schlampe ablehnen wuerde, es zu lutschen. Ha!

listen to your own advice

I know, sorry. It seemed quite funny at the time.

Person #1: You're holding me back and I wish I'd never been absorbed into your life.

Person #2: Hello

to everyone who has posted srsly in this thread: grow a pair.

*snort*

haha ha--

hhaaa haaaa haaa




this one wins

if i actually did say what i posted before, it wouldn't be me who'd get in trouble, but someone else. no thanks.

no filter
 

to reply .... or else ...

i guess there is an exemption for ratting people out

Haha, I knew you were kidding.

You're such a fucking idiot! As if you wouldn't drop me off, instead you make me go on the most pointless bus ride ever. You missed so many short cuts I was about to reach around your chair and strangle you! Oh and, that trip certainly didn't save me five or ten minutes, it wasted them. Dumb fuck, I hope you die.

Hello cunt, normally I would ignore you because you're not worth my time, but today I was pissed from my pointless ride around. For future reference, don't stare and shake your fucking head at me and I wont fucking yell at you again. Just mind your own business, mow your lawn, and pick up your acorns by hand.

mang, emmah has some issues with pent-up anger, ha ha ha

I'm sick and not happy about it. Also, I'm sure if you met my bus driver and neighbor you would be yelling along with me.

either this place is rubbing off on emmah, or there's something she needs to take care.

ED::i think i got answered.

sometimes it's helpful to, you know, let it all out IN THEIR FACES.

OR you could get a drumset and park it close to his nearest window & let him have it.

alternatively, bathtub electrocution could be arranged.

just don't let it consume you! ;)

I switched your coke for baking soda and you didn't even notice.

Your ability to quote the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie as well as I makes me feel like we're soulmates.

I bitch people out fairly often actually. You'd be surprised haha. I've bitched at three people in the past 24 hours and I definitely would have done it if I wasn't sick. Being sick just adds a little zest.

!@#$%!, I know for a fact that my neighbor will die alone, so I don't really need to kill her. Her bitterness amuses me.

i know how you feel, i felt like that this past friday and i'm not 100% still.

anyhoo, whatever makes you feel good, you know?

All I really want is for my ears to unpop. Runny nose I can deal with, but damn.

edit

"i really like you. and i would hope to fuck you someday..."

Is that your real face?

Your band is horrible and I do not feel an ounce of jealousy over your high profile, but I do wonder what in God's name these people find appealing about the bland, boring, middle-of-the-road dreck you keep churning out year after year.

Do I know who you mean, and do I likely concur, albeit slightly more vocally because I don't know them?

Incidentally, my first response to this thread was an open message to 50% of my female friend on facebook: I just want to come on your face.

I was thinking of one particular set of people when I wrote that (and I think you know who it is), but as I was typing it occurred to me that the statement applies to about three parties.

There's a lot of shit music out there, innit?

These modern times...

despite being friends for all these years, yr cum-on-face fetish disgusts me. is one picture so very different from the next that it required 5 gigs of hard-drive space?

also...

yr band is horrible and I do not feel an ounce of jealousy over yr high profile, but I do wonder what in gawd's name these people find appealing about the bland, boring, middle-of-the-road dreck you keep churning out year after year, you narcissistic cunt.

Although you do things that I would never do, I like you a lot and think you're an awesome person (as long as nothing sexual is involved). I hope that a year from now we're still talking, because I'd miss the shit out of you if we weren't.

Also, I'm sooooo tempted to tell you that she told your boyfriend about what you did with Jamie. That she fucked over soooo many people just to save her own ass when you almost found out she let it slip. She's really not the friend you think she is haha. It's a moral dilemma really, fuck her over and screw your relationship? (I hate your boyfriend with a passion) Which is tempting as hell. Orrrrrrr, keep one of her nasty secrets?

Do you REALLY like Lenny Kravitz? REALLY?

It's so hard to talk to you these days. Jesus christ. Are you even trying?

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MellySingsDoom again.

You Cannot Be Serious!!!!!?????

BAHAHAHAHAHA

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I don't like to say everything I think to people, or I'll tend to regret it.

When I feel it's super important I will (and I actually did for some things I posted here)

Speaking your mind isn't always the right thing to do.