i thought you were passionate? and i am not saw i just think your a dickhead. seems i am not the only one.

I bet he has coco pops for breakfast.

Surely if one merely sees a two dimensional image of the breast, then one can still while away the hours imagining the weight and texture of the breast? As well as imagining what it might taste like, how sensitive the nipple might be, what it might look like when erect etc?

I put it to you that your imagination is just lazy and can only operate on its tantalise setting.

REP ME, REP ME MY FRIEND, REP ME, REP ME AGAIN

You're getting closer.

To what? ...

taste? i didnt know breasts had different tastes?

ha ha ha ha.

we're going to have to wait a little for that, as i must spread it again, and i don't do that very often, im afraid.

Sure they do; some still taste of chocolate body paint, or honey, or strawberries, and some are still salty from the last guy. Oh, and the MILFs, theirs taste of milk, mmmmmmmmmmmmmammories

I think you may be trying just a little TOO hard now.

I think what is meant by that is the particular mix of perfumes, soaps, lotions, detergents, sweat, and so on that inhabit the surface of the breast. Not the flesh itself.

edit: ^^^^OK, I guess I don't type fast enough.

I can also have intelligent conversation, but I fear my audience is more roused to rep with the current subject matter. Tit for tat, as it were.

Nancy Pelosi is a GMILF.

Enough of the smut, tell me a joke, and make it funny, damn you.

If I crack a smile, you get repped.

ha ha ha ha ha

goddammit, stop, or i'll choke on my coffee!

no, actually, please go on. and please show up more often. we need people like you to combat the... oh, you know...

What does KFC have in common with your girlfriend?
They both provide a greasy box for you to put your bone in. Oh, and they're both finger lickin' good.

Okay, I smirked. You've earned your rep. Good girl.

*Bows*

Now go and fix those tassles to your raspberries.

Will do. Of course tasselled or not, raspberries are nothing without cream...

i might rep you but you have to rep me back.

The lady second in the second row on the far right scares me. Anyone else with me?

ok, deal, fair's fair.
Is there any way of knowing how much rep someone has by the way?

now that your repped you must tell us your newspaper.

she does have a horrid neck twitch. perhaps a symptom of demonic possession? spooky.

You're 61st in the league.

One final push and you may get onto the second page.

Which newspaper?

There's a league? Where's the league? Why don't I know about the league? LEAGUE!

Click Members List, and then on Reputation to sort by rep.

'Rep Me'

Rep me
Rep me, ill be your friend
Rep me
Rep me again

i wanna be the only one
i wanna be the only one
i wanna be the only one
i wanna be the only one

vote for me
vote and vote again
love me
rep me my friend

i wanna be the only one
i wanna be the only one
i wanna be the only one
i wanna be the only one

my favourite sonic board, i am never board
thats favourite thread, if i could only thread

Rep me
Rep me my friend
Rep me
Rep me again

i wanna be the only one
i wanna be the only one
i wanna be the only one
i wanna be the only one

REP ME REP ME REP ME REP ME REP ME REP ME REP ME REP ME
REP MEEEEEEE

Bags of fish be damned, let's go for this rep league. First page by Friday and I'll do everyone an awesome mix tape and ensure it arrives with a sherbert fountain.

(yawn)

I agree. I can only take so much of this sickening flirty "witty" banter.

i better get some appreciation for my rep me=rape me cover!

I'd appreciate some chinese noodles, Confucious.

Okay, check, one order of chinese noodles in lieu of sherbert fountain.

Anyone else? I'll charge it to petty cash.

Edit: *I just got that, very good*

ha ha. don't take the "flirty" too literally-- for all we know, our board's confucious could look like this in real life:




but anyway, he/she has an entertaining persona. and i suspect they (neutral-gender 3rd-person singular pronoun) could exhibit a greater range, or repertoire if you want to call it that, given the opportunity.

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http://www.confucius.be/

noodles?

Yeah, OK. Meh, I just need a nap, but I have to go wrangle with dude in his office.

ha ha. Kick his Fucking Ass! (or something)

i should get out of here for a while too. i'm shirking work, as we speak...

Confucious says: when working man shirks, boss man no smirk.

I've lost interest in you now. You can parade naked up and down Shoreditch High Street for all I care, if you won't tell for which of our nation's mighty organs you strut your stuff, then I'm no longer interested.