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ALIEN ANAL 01.25.2007 01:08 AM

haha, yeh, my room was pretty disgusting, but im a horder and lazy
but this dude is such a douche bag, and his pisses me off, its so washed and brushed and wig looking.

Edit x2: and what annoys me also is every says "omg you look so much like cobain"
haha and i got neg repped because matt is annoying??

ALIEN ANAL 01.25.2007 02:18 AM

im curious..where did you see his messy room?

Matt B 01.25.2007 06:02 AM

my defense
 
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Originally Posted by swa(y)
alien...check out my repsonse to his stomach ailment poem...heheheh

he responded to the one i left yesterday...so i had to leave em something i tad bit sweeter.


hi, im the one you are ripping on in this thread. before you put me down more i just want to say some stuff. Yes, Nirvana influenced how i write music; yes, I'm sure Kurt Cobain was a cool guy. But i want to make perfectly clear that the way i look is not because of Cobain. I dyed my hair blonde because i thought it matched blue eyes. I dress the way i do because i like the style. I play Nirvana songs sometimes because i like the music. So sue me, i have long hair, i just like it that way. About my poem, i my stomach really was killing me that night and i was vomiting and such. I wasn't thinking too hard about anything so i accidentally ripped a Pavement album title. My bad there, I respect pavement. Believe it or not, i think its irritating too when people try to impersonate people. I'm not going to apologize for my identity because i dont want to be Kurt Cobain, someone else can try and do that if they want. I will say though i can see how you might think i was trying to do that and i'm sorry you felt that way because if you knew me you'd know that wasnt the case. I guess the only thing i have left to say is, i hope you still don't think i'm a loser trying to be someone else and i offer friendship to anybody, you seem like you have good taste in music. take care now
-matt

jon boy 01.25.2007 06:22 AM

oh how i wish it where you (no i dont).

ALIEN ANAL 01.25.2007 07:31 AM

are u sure it isnt him..he writes exactly like when he was respondong to my messages to him..

king_buzzo 01.25.2007 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt B
hi, im the one you are ripping on in this thread. before you put me down more i just want to say some stuff. Yes, Nirvana influenced how i write music; yes, I'm sure Kurt Cobain was a cool guy. But i want to make perfectly clear that the way i look is not because of Cobain. I dyed my hair blonde because i thought it matched blue eyes. I dress the way i do because i like the style. I play Nirvana songs sometimes because i like the music. So sue me, i have long hair, i just like it that way. About my poem, i my stomach really was killing me that night and i was vomiting and such. I wasn't thinking too hard about anything so i accidentally ripped a Pavement album title. My bad there, I respect pavement. Believe it or not, i think its irritating too when people try to impersonate people. I'm not going to apologize for my identity because i dont want to be Kurt Cobain, someone else can try and do that if they want. I will say though i can see how you might think i was trying to do that and i'm sorry you felt that way because if you knew me you'd know that wasnt the case. I guess the only thing i have left to say is, i hope you still don't think i'm a loser trying to be someone else and i offer friendship to anybody, you seem like you have good taste in music. take care now
-matt


AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!



HA

the ikara cult 01.25.2007 09:03 AM

the longer this thread goes on, the more likely it is he will secure a record deal.... seriously now

Malachi_Constant 01.25.2007 10:09 AM

Koko ponies?

If that wasn't a euphemism before, it sure has hell will be from this point, on. I'm stealing it.

porkmarras 01.25.2007 10:32 AM

Poor guy.He was just doing his thing but you lot are a bunch bitches and ruined it for him.

Malachi_Constant 01.25.2007 10:58 AM

If anything was ruined for him, he oughta just look into growing some thicker skin. You're going to get both positive and negative feedback in whatever pursuits you may choose to take up in life. Anybody'll tell you that how you grow and progress usually relies on how you choose to (or not to) respond to such feedback. Take the good with a grain of salt and the bad with a cool & level head. Even the most ignorant, hateful pricks make some good points from time to time.

My advice to Matt? Get a hair cut, do some acid, and stop listening to other people's music for about a year. Stop reading, too... and watching TV. Just lock yrself in a dark room until you come up with something halfway original.
Most important part is that acid. Turn yr. ego into a squirming, volatile amoeba, ready to lash out and consume all that gets in it's way... "stop making sense," as they say.


KOKO PONIES!

king_buzzo 01.25.2007 12:24 PM

this thread is funny

flophousefloozie 01.25.2007 03:15 PM

I wonder if he'll read this?

king_buzzo 01.25.2007 03:18 PM

first page? he did

SonikJesus 01.25.2007 03:27 PM

He even tries to talk like Kurt.

Matt B 01.25.2007 03:28 PM

did i read this?
 
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Originally Posted by flophousefloozie
I wonder if he'll read this?

I did read this and i still stand by what i originally posted.

jon boy 01.25.2007 03:34 PM

well someone reped him.

it wasnt me.

king_buzzo 01.25.2007 03:46 PM

i repped him for making me laugh

foxforce5 01.25.2007 06:35 PM

I imagine he will write a song about koko ponies now.

touch me i'm sick 01.25.2007 06:42 PM

his cover video of the beatles made me giggle.

sorry man

touch me i'm sick 01.25.2007 06:49 PM

please go 3 posts down his wall and watch that music video. hahahahahahahah

SynthethicalY 01.25.2007 07:15 PM

I just got to the opning of his song before I shut it off.

SynthethicalY 01.25.2007 07:18 PM

He writes like I wrote in High School, so emo. Here's a clue, read poetry and understand their meanings.

Malachi_Constant 01.25.2007 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by foxforce5
I imagine he will write a song about koko ponies now.


As long as somewhere, there's a lyric like "I'm-a kick ya in the koko ponies, and that's no bologna" it may be alright. 'S catchy... and pony rhymes with bologna.

flophousefloozie 01.25.2007 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by king_buzzo
first page? he did


oh silly me. I missed an entire page. It all makes sense now...:o

Kloriel 01.25.2007 10:07 PM

How old are the people trashing this dude? His site is actually a lot brighter / positive than I expected after reading through this thread. You guys sound like a bunch of bottom rung high schoolers. So he's got some heroes / idols etc. big fucking deal, he's just a kid and sounds positive enough to be on a track to outgrow them.

ALIEN ANAL 01.25.2007 10:13 PM

yehhh kind of true.buuut..he is a douche..and well..doesnt bother me

Kloriel 01.25.2007 10:17 PM

I wonder what you'd do when something really did bother you then. Yikes.

ALIEN ANAL 01.25.2007 10:22 PM

what do you mean if something really did bother me? we are just taking the piss on an internet forum, i havnt killed his parents and fed them to him..yet

Malachi_Constant 01.26.2007 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Kloriel
How old are the people trashing this dude? His site is actually a lot brighter / positive than I expected after reading through this thread. You guys sound like a bunch of bottom rung high schoolers. So he's got some heroes / idols etc. big fucking deal, he's just a kid and sounds positive enough to be on a track to outgrow them.


Right on, man. I was gonna make that point somewhere, too. He's only fucking 19. Come to think of it, I can name at least one person who spoke, dressed, and wrote exactly like their idol at that age and got away with it/grew past it...

 

hey alex 01.26.2007 01:27 PM

AHem, in the words of Tom Waits, "you start off making bad impressions and you eventually get your ideas out the way you want", paraphrased. But you still have to have original ideas to begin with. I'm not one to say I don't try and cop people off, but it's often is exercise. One week I was really really into of montreal and wrote a song in their style (spoken word about strange things such as dogs chewing bubblegum set to sudden chord changes and such), but it was a known action and i didn;'t try taking a melody or lyrics from them, I just kicked my own out on that side.
This guy has similar facial structure to cobain, but if you took down the hair and the nirvanabe aspects he could be himself. He obviously loves ht guy, but any one who's had anything bad happen to them in their life can realte to nirvana (paraphrase bitchdork), this guy's bad thing is a complete loss of identity... no one likes matt, but everyone loves cobain- one day a girl said "hey you look like kurt, so cute" (i get napolean dynamite, thru voice, thus making my famous relation an agitation) and he already had a standing love for the guy, then it blew up to this shit. I'm sure one day he'll pass out of it, one day he'll get laid and loved for himself and he won't need the shell of someone elses skin- that's my hopes for him.

kingcoffee 01.26.2007 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
what do you mean if something really did bother me? we are just taking the piss on an internet forum, i havnt killed his parents and fed them to him..yet


Man, I LOVE that episode of South Park!!! That was the funniest ending to a tv show ever.

Kloriel 09.14.2007 10:23 PM

'double-edged and super blue
vertically letting the life from you
casting a new darkness through the room'

Anngella 09.14.2007 10:35 PM

If you think that's bad, you should see some of the mock Kurtney couples on myspace. Makes me "oy vey" more than a Jew in a Holocaust. I don't think that expression makes any sense.

Kloriel 09.14.2007 10:36 PM

No..., no I don't think it does either.

Anngella 10.22.2007 09:05 PM

 


 



That's just sick.

Anngella 10.22.2007 09:11 PM

Way to post in the wrong thread, Ang.

SynthethicalY 10.22.2007 09:56 PM

No, but it is funny.

Kylerobert 10.22.2007 10:01 PM

I used to dress like that.....in 8th grade.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 10.22.2007 10:01 PM

In high school a friend of mine looked and dressed a lot like Cobain, so while he was walking around outside this other guy in my old group of friends said something like "observe the Kurtis Cobainis Maximus in its natural habitat. It is giving us the obligatory middle finger."

ZEROpumpkins 10.23.2007 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Anngella
 



 



That's just sick.

Lol


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