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truncated 02.09.2007 09:46 AM

Responding to her in any form is only encouragement. How did you meet this girl to begin with?

On some level, you should be flattered you have a stalker. Few people ever receive that kind of devotion.

compulsive diarrhea, jico 02.09.2007 09:54 AM

truncated? you're alive? you sadic girl, how long have you been in submission?

ALIEN ANAL 02.09.2007 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truncated
Responding to her in any form is only encouragement. How did you meet this girl to begin with?

On some level, you should be flattered you have a stalker. Few people ever receive that kind of devotion.


http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/sho...hlight=stalker

truncated 02.09.2007 10:05 AM

Ah, so you flirted casually with her, leading the poor bible-thumper on, dismissed her childish yet transparent attempts to seduce you, and then deserted her, with no closure? And you're surprised that she's harassing you?

More importantly, why were you fraternizing with someone who was unpleasant to you?

Jico, why did you change your name?

compulsive diarrhea, jico 02.09.2007 10:17 AM

i've changed the email and password from the old account, everytime i ask for a password request it goes to the wrong mailbox.
i do stupid funny things. especially when i'm drunk.

i asked for help to chabib, but he must be too busy or whatever.

truncated 02.09.2007 10:21 AM

chabib can suck my left one. I'm growing weary of the red.

ALIEN ANAL 02.09.2007 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truncated
Ah, so you flirted casually with her, leading the poor bible-thumper on, dismissed her childish yet transparent attempts to seduce you, and then deserted her, with no closure? And you're surprised that she's harassing you?

More importantly, why were you fraternizing with someone who was unpleasant to you?

Jico, why did you change your name?


I never flirted with her, at all, in nooo way. And i had no friends at school, her attacks at me werent overly harsh at the time. And i cant kick her out of the art room.

jon boy 02.09.2007 10:28 AM

just dont go into mcdonalds anymore. get a new phone number and block her e-mails.

truncated 02.09.2007 10:29 AM

Perhaps you're just dashingly, irresistibly charismatic. Don't complain, you'll cash in sometime.

ALIEN ANAL 02.09.2007 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon boy
just dont go into mcdonalds anymore. get a new phone number and block her e-mails.


haha thats the thing I NEVER GOT AN E-MAIL! ever. i have NOOOOOOO idea what she is going on about with the e-mail shit.

And its bullshit that i have to live uncomfortably because shes a nut

pretty soon she will get me a gun rack for my bithday... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?

jon boy 02.09.2007 10:40 AM

well your screwed then i can offer no more advice. your just going to have to live with it.

Tokolosh 02.09.2007 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
haha thats the thing I NEVER GOT AN E-MAIL! ever. i have NOOOOOOO idea what she is going on about with the e-mail shit.

And its bullshit that i have to live uncomfortably because shes a nut

pretty soon she will get me a gun rack for my bithday... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?


Arm yourself? 'cause she'll be back before you know it. Guaranteed.

truncated 02.09.2007 11:53 AM

Did you ever ask her why she was so dedicatedly pursuing you? If nothing else, give yourself an ego boost.

In all seriousness, while I'm in no way saying I'd want a stalker, that really is flattering on some level. You'll probably never get this kind of intensity again in your entire life. You'll mourn it when it's gone.

Toilet & Bowels 02.09.2007 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
pretty soon she will get me a gun rack for my bithday... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?


that's a quote from somewhere, a film i think

truncated 02.09.2007 12:02 PM

Indeed. Wayne's World.

Toilet & Bowels 02.09.2007 12:08 PM

has anal alien been telling us fibs?

truncated 02.09.2007 12:29 PM

I don't know. I don't listen to anyone with the word "anal" in their name.

ALIEN ANAL 02.11.2007 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
has anal alien been telling us fibs?


telling fibs? why...because of the quote?, i thought it would be funny thats all:D

Anyway, today i find out she is telling the people at maccas that she kicked me out of maccas because of the shirt i was wearing.:confused:

ALIEN ANAL 02.11.2007 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bytor Peltor
Sorry about changing the subject, but you went to Maccas just for some hash browns? Must be some damn good hash browns! Do people really do that......just order hash browns? I love hash browns too, but it's usually served with two friend eggs over easy and the yellow yoke breaks and you mix it in with the hash brown. I also get my hash browns smothered with onion and covered in melted cheese - mmmmmm good! Do you mix mayonnaise in with yours?


I dont normaly eat breakfast, and im a light eater anyway. Plus i dont eat eggs because i get sick, and i dont like eating untrusting foods early because i dont want my day ruind. And no mayo, just a hash brown in a bag. :D

compulsive diarrhea, jico 02.11.2007 12:04 PM

hey. at least you're not receiving mms from her :p

truncated 02.11.2007 12:26 PM

I only just figured out that Macca's meant McDonald's.

ALIEN ANAL 01.17.2008 12:12 AM

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE

My friend just called me and told me, this girl (my stalker) has footage of me going into maccas and stalking her and she plans on taking me to court with it!!!!!!

THAT IS FUCKING INSANE!

ZEROpumpkins 01.17.2008 12:17 AM

MSN
Quote:

Originally Posted by MSN with me and ALIEN ANAL
County ? http://www.freewebtown.com/benminer/...shgearfox.html says:
maybe she was really torn when she found out you had a gf and decided to sue you
County ? http://www.freewebtown.com/benminer/...shgearfox.html says:
then she'll try to seduce you as a settlement
County ? http://www.freewebtown.com/benminer/...shgearfox.html says:
we could make a movie
County ? http://www.freewebtown.com/benminer/...shgearfox.html says:
i call it "judgement day"
Dan says:
ahaha


✌➬ 01.17.2008 12:18 AM

Dude you should have called the cops and put on a restraining order.

█████████ 01.17.2008 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE

My friend just called me and told me, this girl (my stalker) has footage of me going into maccas and stalking her and she plans on taking me to court with it!!!!!!

THAT IS FUCKING INSANE!

i once sent a message to an old busty teacher saying that satelites do mammographies all she had to do was to go to the ruf and take her clothes off.

if only she thought like you.

ALIEN ANAL 01.17.2008 12:54 AM

i highly doubt she will go through with it though, takes a bit of effort to take someone to court

✌➬ 01.17.2008 12:55 AM

Dude if she is crazy as you say she is, she will. I have met crazies in my life, and they will pursuit it till they run you to the ground.

ZEROpumpkins 01.17.2008 01:01 AM

Then root you, even if it's against their religion.

█████████ 01.17.2008 01:02 AM

ever thought that your friend has just bullshiting you?

ALIEN ANAL 01.17.2008 01:07 AM

nah i trust my friend
theres a bit more of a story to it but i cant be botherd typing it at the moment
even though im doing nothing

!@#$%! 01.17.2008 01:09 AM

whoa that is fucked up. she's suing you for what exactly? existing?

anyway. pretend to patch things up, cage her with a pack of dingos, and leave her there.

ZEROpumpkins 01.17.2008 01:59 AM

Ahh yes, Dingos. Us Australian's preferred method of killing.

phoenix 01.17.2008 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
(translated from sms language)

"Hey, i would just like to ask you a question that seems pointless and a waste of time but please dont get mad because yeh yeh yeh i know you hate all christians, me being the first....GEEZ GET OVER IT! but please would you come to church with me on sunday, i know it sounds impossible because you still want to keep your dumb little grudge on me and yes, sure thats fine but the option is still there. Um yeh its your call, i guess by now your thinking 'hell no you crazy fool'. But its cool, i understand, yeh well if you ever change your mind which is probley NEVER just let me know, yeh well ok then cya bye
GOD BLESS AND TAKE CARE"

:confused:This girl is fucking crazy!:fuckyou:


havent read the thread, but you should forward the messages to another friend of yours, and get them to send exactly the same ones back to her from someone elses phone. continually.

phoenix 01.17.2008 07:43 AM

I go to mcdonalds just for apple pies.

there isnt anything else there I want to eat. its all bile.

ALIEN ANAL 01.17.2008 10:36 AM

my mom was like
"she is a nutcase...she is a nutcase....she is a nutcase.."
over and over
i cant wait to see where this goes

davenotdead 01.17.2008 01:56 PM

just tell her you love her. then send her some roses laced with PCP. that's what Id do

Rob Instigator 01.17.2008 01:57 PM

tell her you got ring around the cock helmet from the last time you plunged into her brown eye. tell her that it was just too much to handle.

m1rr0r dash 01.17.2008 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
here is an OT question. and a kind of big reveal
Im a virgin, drugs or no drugs if you knew you would be having sex that night?


...depends on the situation and what kind of drugs you're talking about. just don't get so wasted that you lose all coordination and make sure you both are around the same level of fucked up (i.e. don't get all sloppy if she's gonna be sober...) also some shit makes your prick inoperable even if mentally you're all revved up and ready to go...

foxforce5 01.17.2008 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bytor Peltor
Sorry about changing the subject, but you went to Maccas just for some hash browns? Must be some damn good hash browns! Do people really do that......just order hash browns?


Somethings odd here. Why would you trouble yourself for hashbrowns if stalker chick was there?

ZEROpumpkins 01.17.2008 05:39 PM

I think it had blown over for that period of time. Also she's the manager, so I assume she doesn't work behind the counter?


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