you stoner!

haha but it would be nuts!! and imagine if britney spears ahved her head and then tomorrow tom cruise reveals he is a blankey!

giant anything is pretty terrifying.

there IS such a worm!

Ricardo Montalban uses them to control minds!!!

KHAAAAAAN!!

Giant wasps, because of the droning sound they'd make.
Giant locusts would make it too.
Giant fleas would be terrible.

Dying because of them would be...

- Oh ! No ! Look at the marks on his neck !
- An unknown creature sucked his blood til he died !
- My ! Could it be something or... someone like... Dracula ?
- Come on. Let's be serious. It is most probably a flea.
- A flea ?
- Yes. A giant one, mind you.
- Oh... you must be right.
- Always am. We'd better go. This terrible assassin might still be in the premises.

for those who fear giant squids:
New Zealand fishermen land massive squid



WELLINGTON (Reuters) - New Zealand fishermen may have caught the largest Colossal squid ever found -- weighing around 450kg (992 pounds) and with rings the size of tires.

The adult Colossal squid (Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni) was caught by fishermen long lining for toothfish in deep ocean off Antarctica, New Zealand Fisheries Minister Jim Anderton said on Thursday in announcing the catch.

The squid was still alive when caught and was eating a hooked toothfish when hauled aboard, Anderton said in a statement.

"The squid was almost dead when it reached the surface, and the careful work of the crew was paramount in getting this specimen aboard in good condition," Anderton said.

"The crew stopped winching in the longline for two hours, while the squid was maneuvered into a cargo net and hauled aboard," he said.

The squid was frozen in the ship's hull and brought back to New Zealand for scientific examination.

"The colossal squid has just arrived in New Zealand and it is likely that it is the first intact adult male Colossal squid to ever be successfully landed," Anderton said.

Colossal squid are one of the most mysterious creatures in the deep ocean, growing up to 12 to 14 meters (36 to 42 feet) in length. Anderton said the squid would be photographed, measured, tissue sampled, registered and preserved intact.

http://today.reuters.com/news/articl...LAND-SQUID.xml

God seems pretty scurry. He's mythical \o/

More squid news.

How sperm whales hunt massive squid

Is it me, or are giant squids reminiscient of penises?

edit

I don't want to alarm you, but if your penis looks like a giant squid I think you may be due a visit to your local STD clinic.

shit! i am making my appointment now.

i have no fear...

my only weakness is hot coals...


ooh, and loose hair... eurgh

Those squid just won't stop hitting the headlines lately, will they? Here's another one, WITH VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://cbs13.com/local/local_story_092231413.html

Mine would be giant flying piranhas. Probably something to do with the film "Piranha 2: Flying Killers", which featured...

Wicked. both one and two terrify me.

Hurrah - a fellow trash movie fan. Did you ever see any of those made-for-TV films that featured killer snakes/wasps/ants in the 1980's?

wow, i went with giant spiders too
(for the sake of the game, of course)

Where are the giant rabbits from?

I love how this thread lingers around.

Remember the giant scorpions in Damnation Alley?...
Those!

The Brits seem to be the culprits for this monstruosity. Heck, there's even a picture of QEII on their home page....




PS - I went for "other".... because of this giant

the
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I don't know....

manbearpig is part bear with fearsome claws and gnashing teeth, part pig (and everyone knows pigs will eat anything) and part man (where it counts).

bush is like those zombies from shaun of the dead in the thread above this one; he would be easy to outrun.

yes but he has nucular weppens

so does Doktor Strangelove, Kim (d)ong-il and Xenu.

what's yr point?

 

a point? are you crackers?

you're expecting the internet to have a point??

very well, i'll make one for you:

i fear the ugly american.

The Kraken.

This guy.

BURZUM

Jesus Christ!! Those are all just terribly awful! Good grief! How do I decide?

giant spiders. i'd rather fucking kill myself rather than ever see one in real life.

Just remembered - my sister used to be TERRIFIED of the Incredible Hulk (form the TV show) - she would literally dive behind the nearest chair every time the big guy made his entrance.

Other: Bunbury.

I knew giant spiders would win! yes!

They're so quick and jumpy, aren't they? I think that's why...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=n6byNvN4DCU

Never mind Fleshlumpeater and co, this giant mythical creature terrified me.

CTHULU

:eek:


which interestingly enough led me to this site:
http://www.columbia.edu/cu/thefed/v3...squidgod.shtml
and this picture:

Those giant squid stories, eh? Blimey and cripes, and no mistake:

A giant squid has washed up near Strahan on Tasmania's west coast. The squid, measuring about six metres long, was found last night on Ocean Beach by a member of the public...

can i change my answer to Oprah?