p.s. what is up with all the relationship problems this week?!

Kody for teh win.

yeah, seriously

other homeboy needs to start using some oxy pads or somethin

Hayden go with the first, threesomes are not all that trust me. Its just 3 times the mess. Just go with the first one, the second one will give you problems, if he is obssesive.

God The first one is so much cuter than the second one.

if you like bad skin

The bad skin doesn't bother me, he is much more good looking.

I actually agree with this.

it's funny, because if i was in prison i'd bugger the second-- he looks like a big butchy girl. the other dude is too macho. and i don't like men. i think that's why sonicl called #2 "sensitive"-- he meant "more girly". whereas the women prefer numero uno. i think anyway.

down with pizza face

Screw you guys the first one is so much better looking, You hetero's don't know what you talking about.

exactly my point.

it's tops vs. bottoms :p

For your information I am a top.

hm... thanks for throwing a monkey wrench into my perfect theory :p

ha ha, i dont know, really. im just looking for a pattern. the 2nd dude looks like a girl is all i know-- he's "pretty"

dude #1 i'd feel inclined to kick his ass. like, "get out of my cell, motherfucker, or i'll shank ya"

tremendously obnoxious person?

and he has bad skin.
no, not just bad, HORRIBLE

homeboy needs to get shit CHECKED out
imagine you're making out with homeboy and you grab his face to carress him and his pimples pop all over your hand and you're just like UHHHGHHHH!H!! *throw up*

Yeah, glad to help. That's why I find the first one attractive, he has this bad ass attitude.

Maybe, depends, you want more?

and i thought he had you on ignore!

I know, It is that i am that irresistible.

Yeah, and just think, one day that acne is going to be gone, and you're gonna have acne SCARS. Scars are pretty badass, I hear. Even if they are just the aftermath of pimples.

Basic. I've got a scar on my temple actually from when someone threw a bottle at me one time. Fact. People don't seem to notice enough though, damn it.

bang them and take the money

Jeez, the first dude doesn't have that bad skin, give the lad a break.

i reckon
beats being overweight

just date me man. we'd make beautiful music!

Why choose? go for both haha

If I had to choose it would definitely be the second one. Nothing to do with skin its just when forced to choose straight men always go for the cutier type (ie; the ones that look more like girls). So i'm not sure we can give you a gay perspective on this....I can never personally understand why hairy or muscular men are attractive to gay men and women.

Ha. Alright. We can meet at a hotel room halfway. I'll bring the amps you bring the guitars.


Thanks for your advice everyone. I'm pretty sure I like Jordan better. His skin isn't terrible. Besides, the second guys teeth are kind of weird. Kegmama makes a good point. Two whores does not equal a good relationship.

Crypto, you're just jealous because Jordan is below the 300 lb mark, fat ignorant motherfucker.

**225

Whatever. You're still an overweight ignorant cunt.

just becasue i dont enjoy your booty shorts i'm ignorant?


Oh, please clean my room asap
also, make sure to wash my clothes (remember to use wooden hangers)
KTHXBYE!!!!

This thread has nothing to do with booty shorts, honey. Clean your own room.

here's a 10, get on it

I'm not that cheap of a whore, crypto.

I'll throw in...

3 quarters.


c'mooooon, bugs.

Don't call me bugs, cunt.

Give me 25 dollars, replace the brakes on my car, pay for my hair appointment on Monday, oh, and suck my dick. Then, I'll clean your room.

keep on dreamin, bugs



edit: okay okay, i apologize. we just havent talked shit to each other in a while and i just wanted to get that out of my system.




but seriously, the 2nd dude is a lot more... "pretty", in my opinion.

Ha. I apologize as well. Kody is 'prettier' but I'm not that terribly into 'pretty'. He's also alot more flamboyant and obviously homosexual which is somewhat of a turnoff. If I really wanted to date people who were pretty and girl, I'd be straight.

I don't know. I guess I'll just see how it all works out.

good luck

ha ha yeah man, the straights will ike pretty & all that shit. sounds like you just like more bachelor #1 and are a bit pissed at this kody running around. i dont think you need help deciding, you need help coming up with a way to get rid of kody so you can have his man. yes?