can't even get the fatknob in. no dice,.

yeah. um. ow. no cocks in my pooper plz.

oh, come on. I'm sure that it only hurts going in.

so...that's like 50% hurt.

My girlfriend loves gagging on my cock.

People really need to relax.

Buttsex is great and so are blowjobs. Anyone who disagrees is a prude.


(however, buttjobs are NOT great)

repped for pure truth.

is that a protip?

does it make it hurt less?

I'm asking for purely scientific purposes, of course.

Relaxing pretty much makes everything hurt less.

When I got my first pap smear she told me to relax my muscles and that's how I learned not to fart in public without having to clench my ass.

yr a fucking amazing poster. do you know that?

it's humbling, really.

Well, we now know you can be humbled.
Now if someone could just figure out how to shame you.

I feel that I'm able to accomplish that task, on my own, quite nicely.

:)

Me saying that blowjobs are fantastic is redundant. But what the fuck is up with dudes on here not being into plowing a lady in the ass? You're fucking missing out, it's pretty god damn heavenly.

In porn movies that involve anal sex I swear the chicks butt opening was as huge as the black hole. You could have driven a Mack truck right into it.

you can hear it whistling when the wind picks up.

it makes the same sound as when people blow into half empty beer bottles.

haha. I'd like to request "God Bless America".

I mean, what if they have to go "doody" afterwords? Does it just fall out onto the floor or what? Just curious.

cue: tubgirl

going to the bathroom after buttsex is the most hilarious part of it all.

o, lard. poop talk always ruins the sexy threads. well, unless yr german.

noi, all the jizz/lube.

I'm glad at least one girl on here is into anal. Bless your heart.

what about you dude? Do you ever let your girlfriend fuck you in the ass?

You asking me? Well I don't got one of those at the mo', but if a lady was into that I'd let her. I don't think I'd be super into it (never tried because no one ever asked to do it), but I'm totally game for trying things out with partners.

Downside? Man, there ain't no downside to afterglow.

Oh, and I've totally had fingers in my butt, it rocks. I agree about the 'no long nails' policy. Learned that when a chick with such nails just tried to jam a finger in with no warning or lubrication of any sort. And 'jam' is the appropriate verb.

Probably the grossest porn movie I saw was a guy swallowing a chick's turds as they were coming out of her butt. He didn't even stop to chew them up.

buttsex - yes

scatplay - fuckno

even short nails are painful, cut edges are sharp.

fingers aren't allowed in my butt unless there is latex involved.

well, each to their own.

one of my 'friends' drunk dialed me one night and confessed that he likes to anally masturbate....
THis 'friend' also fucked a donut while I was present

I never really have much of an urge to stick it where the sun don't shine. Does it feel much different than vaginal? I know my girlfriend would be up for it. Maybe I'll give it a try some time.

Haha felikson reminded me, this 'friend' is more or less a 15 year younger version of Coach McGuirk. He even looks like him

So, what's the appeal of it all from a male's perspective?

Agreed. And there are so many other appealing qualities to it as well.

Yes, it is tighter and warmer than a vagina. There is also more tactile sensation of them tightening it around you.

Sticking your dick in a girl's ass is just DIRTY. It totally ups the "Oh man this is just downright filthy sex" quotient. Where 'filthy' is used in an entirely positive way.

When you're fucking a girl in the vag you're fucking her, but when you're fucking her in the ass you're FUCKING HER.

You can cum in it without any hesitation (no babies!)

A girl asking (no, begging) for anal is one of the hottest things ever. Not just because you get to do it, but because she's not just begging to get fucked, she's begging to get FUCKED.

Ladies are accustomed to dicks in their vags and can often take it like a champ. Ladies make special noises and moans when you put it in their butt.

It's special sex that isn't every-day sex. Which means it's extra delicious, like those cherries in fruit cups. Remember when there were only one or two to the cup/can? They meant everything then. When they upped the number it lost that specialness.

pheonix and swa(y), it won't let me rep either of you. I just want to say buttsechs FTW, and thank you for fighting the good fight.

It's ok, nothing special.

Comment sway.

You've convinced me.
I'm sticking it in her ass ASAP.

You must spread some anal around before giving it to amerikangod again.