This thread is strange, very strange. So the cops have been here eh???

peaches is supposedly 20 years old.

It's a tool for smoothing rough feet.

Gorgeous!

What I gather from this thread is this: Against the Grain and split peaches have broken up, and apparently split peaches was his minor (under the legal age of consent) girlfriend. Is that correct? Now Against is in trouble, because split is bringing statutory rape charges against Against.

Am I in the ball park on this?

I wish peaches and Against would clue us in. Inquiring dirty minds want to know.

is this shit real?
why do people think its real?

we don't. it's like reading tabloids. highly dubious, but entertaining at some level.

i'm planning to stay as a simple spectator, or heckler, according to the needs of the spectacle.

"Never interfere in a boy and girl fight" --William Burroughs, Words of advice for young people.

I dunno. I think there's truth in this. You'll notice neither Against the Grain nor Split Peaches have stepped in to deny. That tells you something.

Peaches hasn't posted for over a month and a half. Possibly co-incident with the big split? He went to NYC to see her for his birthday, and she's never posted since.

aha! digging deeper! bored, or obsessive-complusive? :D

how do we know peaches and against were ever together?
did either of these folks post pics of them selves?

this might just be a big fake, to entertain us.

All of 'em. Obessive-compulsive triggered by boredom.

i hear that's good for the economy

^
That could almost have been written by David Byrne.

Not together. Which supports another theory. Against might have cultivated this online relationship with this underaged Peaches, goes to NYC to meet her, she freaks seeing he's an old guy and dumps him.

ahem

yeah. i remember peaches posting a photo of her with a belly dance bracelet equal to one an old girlfriend used to have. and i do rememebr that she looked like young.

Yes, but I wouldn't live there if you paid me to...

I think we're on to something...

From the !@#$%! detective agency

http://sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=12383

it appeared as if they were legally consenting adults, with a 30 year age difference

http://sonicyouth.com/gossip/member.php?u=2486

maybe the mom got jealous! :D

From the sonicl detective agency:

http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=12383

here,

http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/sho...d.php?p=293378

her picture is gone, though.

Ew... I'm feeling kind of sick...


So, we know this much:

1. Peaches lists Against the Grain in her top 10.

2. Against the Grain does a creepy "RRROAR" over her belly dancer photos (I think the actual quote is something like, "RRrrrrroarrrrrrrrr !!!!!!!!!!!!! You can charm my snake anytime you like! Ring my chimes !!!!.....shakazulu !!.").

3. Against the Grain goes to NYC to meet Peaches.

4. Against the Grain goes, "Hey, what happen..."

If there's a lesson in this, guys, don't fall in love with girls 30 years your junior. They don't want your beer-bellied, no-butt, frog-legged, wrinkled bod. Unless you're like 70 and they're like 40. That's a different case altogether. Maybe.

imitator! it's quite flattering though. :p


unless you are woody allen :D

I'm shocked. He pmed me yesterday to ask if I was porkmarras and to ask how I was. Perhaps he thinks that I'm a 12 year old girl. Sorry, just kidding. I hope that there's no truth in this story.

Oh, I worship you from afar, you know.

i must warn you though, im not a 12 year old girl :D

I am ;)

:eek::eek::eek:

sick.

Gotta go now, I have homework to do.

The evidence looks fairly damning.

Dammit. Another illusion dashed...

ha ha ha, that's both funny and creepy. oh so creepy.

Well, she is a little TOO young. It's a bit like you going out with Cantankerous or something, you know?

Edit - Andrew

er, yeah, well, that's different...

You wished. You're too skint to afford me, I only go for men who invested in a hefty pension scheme.

cantankerous have gone to new york! oh no! she might haven been another victim of this villain.

Damn, porkster. Well, there's always SYthenticallY...