I had the added bonus of finding Jesus the same year I turned 30.

So I have an unfair advantage over most thirtysomethings.

You could reverse the situation and say that not being able to find Jesus the more I grew up has saved me and made me want to stay alive much more.

Why would that make you happier than me?

Because I realized that I am so much better and much more entertaining than Jesus could ever be.

...

Apparently the mind gets more dirty as you get closer to thirty?

Do you older, 30+ adults feel the physical limitations of your ageing bodies?
I mean, I'm only 19, but I'm already aware that I can't abuse my body and get away with it like I could when I was, say <16.
Also, do any of you believe in all the anti-ageing products that are available now?

I get asked often if I'm younger than my 33 years. I put it down to being so goddamn pretty looking, my general healthy dose of intelligence, and the fact that I truly believe that 95 % of human beings are beneath me. So, to properly answer your question, no I don't use anti-ageing products.

What's the point in using anti-aging products? No-one ever died as a result of wrinkled skin.

haha, ok good for you, (I can't help but think of Cat out of Red Drawf) but aren't two of the reasons you mentioned common traits of the elderly.

For as long as it's not at lunch time, you can have as many wrinkles as you like all over your body.

You know, I've asked myself many times why I'm so better than most people, and I came to the conclusions that it just happens, that's all. It's not as if I get up in the morning and I put it on, no. I'm totally a natural when it comes to this sort of thing.

Good Lord, you must have looked about fourteen years old before the serum!

oh you are sarram you are

So speaketh the man who sweat humility from every pore. Now go and buy me a vodka, young man.

you know, he might be, after all...

Look, I'm not saying that there isn't a vague possibility that some form of human intelligence exists outside my head, no. It's just rare and hard work trying to find it, that's all.

Fair enough, I can't object to that. Now go buy me a vodka, young man.

Don't worry Sarramkrop, it is quite a natural feeling shared by everyone in their own heads. Even people who have profound mental retardation think they're better than others.

Yeah, I feel sorry for you lot.

I think Vitamin C, especially a high quality version, taken daily in doses of 1-3K, will help. NOT smoking tobacco will also help. I'm very curious about the research going on with HGH - taking HGH itself may not be the nest tactic but there may be substances that will stimulate the pituitary to produce it. As for your brain, if you don't use it, you lose it. I find people get very rigid by their 30's, basically they are just waiting to die, punctuating their lives with little family, consumer or hedonic events.

heee hheee

bravo, porks

kisses,

-belial


to the first question: YES.

about the physical limitations of age: no. i've felt the physical limitations of smoking or a rotten liver though. however, after cleaning up, everything goes back to normal. abusing your body is for retards, whether you're 16, 19, or 90. so don't.

the best anti-ageing is a lot of sex. and exercise second. oh and good food. i still get carded when buying liquor or going to clubs. i guess everyone gets carded. but still it's embarrassing-- do i have a baby face?? bah!

Porkie, you're turning into one of us. You're turning into a wheezing geezer!

Sorry, I didn't mean that kind of abuse, although I agree with you.

haha, if only it was that easy.
Yeah, I think everyone gets asked for proof of age now, but I think it's more due to the fact that it's a lot stricter these days so that even if they think you're quite above the legal age they will still ask. Maybe they were trying to flatter you. :P
Some people just do it to be a pain though, like that old lady in the spar shop who refused to serve me 4 cans of john smiths.

that explains yr robe and sandals. :eek:

do you also serve up pieces of your body to yr apostles?

of those apostles, how many go by "Mary"?

more importantly: would you consider a hand-to-hand-combat-death-match between you and Jeezus? I realize this would last forever (with the both of you rising from the grave), but it would sure be fun to watch.

if the answer is yes, can I be yr manager?

I can go by the name Don King of Kings!

oh yeah. ok. well in the u.s. the drinking age is 21 i guess in england is 16? 18? i could not possibliy look 16 or 18, 21 *maybe* in the dark, and of course there are many 21 year olds that look aged beyond their years, but that is not my fault.

now, thinking about it, when i was 15-16 i was into competitive sports, so i was a beast. then i got into the university & fattened up because i didn't have time for sports-- it was study all day. but the point... oh yes the point is that i feel im a much more interesting person than when i was younger. i'm saner too, and i don't have to look to the world to tell me who i am.

of course there is the wrong path as well. some people get stupider & stupider as they age until they turn into zombies. the point i guess is to make time your ally, rather than your enemy-- to ... cultivate yourself instead of letting life destroy your soul with a soulless job and a drone-like existence. so as time passes you become more yourself, rather than the other way around. so i'm hoping than when i'm on my deathbead i'm going to be more myself than i am today.

does that make sense??

The drinking age is 18 in the UK, thankfully.
That makes a lot sense, good advice old wise one.