Oh Jesus christ ..... nooooooooooo!

You're a slow learner aren't you?

Yes that's what they all say when they are about to cum.

Oh well, at least I can listen to my Bob Mould CDs in safety.

I can't be bothered to ask how this thread became about homosexuality when it started off being about apathy.

i cant be bothered to get the spider that has crawled into the corner of the room. its huge but i just really dont have the energy to run around after it.

This thread is probably the least meaningless and thoughtless thread I've ever started that keeps staying around...i can't be bothered to think of interesting and well thought out topics for threads anymore.

It is kind of a tribute to buzzo, since he got the 'can't be bothered' thing into my consciousness.

I can't be bothered to get out of bed since I've woken up, but I will have to at one point.

I can't be bothered to type any m

that's a brilliant image.

like you can't run fast enough to keep up with a spider.

i can't be bothered to laugh though.

i had to get in the end. it did involve standing on a chair to reach it though which further aggravated my sense of lathargy and general annoyance. it was a huge spider, with massive legs.

The spider thing was good.

I can't be bothered to read every post in this thread. *shrug*

spiders are the only things that i CAN be bothered to be fucking scared of.

i just didnt want this to happen.

that is fucking wrong man . . . reminds me of daniel sterns' scream!

check this out though:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo7ZztvBfBQ

i literally cant watch that.

i had to watch it again.

i hate the little bastads but they fascinate the shit outta my whole body.

I refuse to click on it. The photo on the previous page was enough spider imagery to ruin me for days! *shudder* Yeah what is it with spiders exactly that make them so damn creepy?!

if you really wanna know the answer to that question, jenny . . . . you'll have to click on the link.

go on . . .

I'm really too tired to go get a haircut like I wanted to. Fuck, I'm so tired that I can barely move. SLEEP IS IMPORTANT, KIDS.

Oh, my God. You are so right. Oh, you can borrow my lipstick too, sweetie.

Aw, thanks.

Less stupid shit about spiders (which are fucking scary), and more hot guys Hayden and I would have a threesome with!

What about him?

Ooh, I've an idea, let's get Porky to come to the states to have a threesome with us. It'd be great.

hot!

Lemme see if I understand this right...

You can't be bothered to "do" that guy in the photo above? Cuz that's a damn shame. He cute.

I was asking Alex if he wanted to have a threesome with me and that guy. I would and have done that guy in the picture above.

I can't be arsed to go to bed. I'd rather sit here and waste away.

Sure, why not? Even better.

Fab-U-Less!

I can't be bothered to come up with anything witty to continue this conversation. Shall we just sex now?

Put like that it sounds like a medical proceedure.

Anytime, dear. I'd open my legs for you or porky anytime.

"I'm going to need to sex the heart before we can sew him up."

If Porky's involved, save room for me!

For sure, CHOUT!

This shit should be pretty hot.

We'll tape it and make BILLIONS.

I'm down.

We'll have to lie about our ages, though, Alex. We'll make up fake names.

What do you want your porn name to be?