You've enraged me, and my revenge will be swift and merciless.

I've been waiting fifteen minutes for this "swift and merciless" revenge. Are you any better at mercilessness than you are at swiftness?

I borrow from Steve Martin:

"Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer."

i think that if you want to insult someone then you have to say it calmly, slowly, not too loud and stare right at them. it scaares the hell out of people.

Yeah, I crib from only the best. Him and Don Rickels. Oh, and Tanky! She had some gems.

I'd drop a bunch of mother joke's but I don't wanna insult or piss of the mothers on the board as I did before.

Sorry, I got distracted. Any minute now...

Props to you! I first heard to one on Degrassi!

REPPED! By the way

EDIT: oops- I meant the "bromhead" comment. aww