how much is too much?

Can you recommend a good comedian for my nephew's Bar Mitzvah?

what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

why does my girlfriend insist on wtaching these overwrought melodramatic soap operas on HBO and showtime about fringe peoples and criminals? (spranos/mafia, Dexter/seril killer, big love/polygamist mormons, etc.)

When it starts to negatively impact your mental, emotional, or physical health.

I find Demetri Martin to be very funny. I'd imagine he'd be great.

Is this an African swallow carrying a coconut per chance?

Because normal people make for boring dramas.

thank you.

either way soap operas suck.

European, sans coconut (hence unladen).

please hurry, the old man from scene 24 won't let me pass.

:mad:

sopranos is not a boring soap opera. but the wire rules all tv shows.

about the rest i have no idea. i only get the dvd versions after much sniffing around. tv is a time hole.

Big Love is OK. The Riches on FX is a similar show that is a bit better.

i can't stand their accents on the riches.

Whats faster or a train?

endemn neh?

haha I knew you couldn't answer it.

What's the difference between a duck?

Ich verstehe nicht.

What would happen if there wasn't any hypothetical questions?

Many of my past and future conversations would never exist, and smart alecs everywhere would have nothing to quip to their teachers at every chance.

You don't understand?


mənəgädoñə? (why not?)

adärägä antä ənji tänagärä amarña (Don't you speak Amharic?)

Nein :(

mätaT'at! (too bad)

əsu täbalä ləsanə ya mälaəkt (it is said its the language of the angels)...

ay yələqə? (no more?)

No more.

can we still ask questions?

Can you tell me what the name of that medical condition when you feel an occasional sense of gravity-loss and feel like you have trouble with the physicality of objects is? It has a name, but I have forgotten it and google is being real shit today.

What kind of symbol would you invent for a question mark?

spazzophrenia?? :confused:

dear Julian, am I deaf?

why have the passport office lost my new passport and tell me that they call me back when they wont?

Yeah

Dear Julian,

All of my friends are out doing something exciting, my family are douchebags, and the girl I like has cancelled hanging out with me tomorrow because she's going somewhere with a guy she likes. What would you suggest to oust this horrible feeling from my body?

Yours ever so sincerely,
Danny

Not sure. Sounds a bit like Vertigo but a bit weirder.

I think ? is the perfect symbol for a question mark. I guess it is engrained in my brain. Inventing a good question mark would probably be dependent on not having seen an actual question mark. But I think my question mark would resemble the side profile of a bobsled facing right.

If you can tune your guitar without a tuner, good chances are you are not deaf or have an amazing sense of string tension.

Drinking, eating, videogames, drinking some more, good music, and masturbating.

Passport offices have to keep to their reputation of being worse than Departments of Motor Vehicles.

can I have a sandwich?

I still haven't found it, but I'm going to ask the person who told me what the right term is later on this evening. Thanks for your effort and to spectraljulian too. It is a condition that is similar to Vertigo but the sufferer isn't necessarily scared of really tall heights, plus it causes symptoms similar to those caused by claustrophobia, without the intensity of the impact that the latter has on the brain and the body.