I imagine you as having a slightly more proper version of Tourette's.

I said "cunt" too, b/c the grounds keepers started mowing at 730am right outside my window on my day off.

Ha. I've been reading about Tourettes recently. Wildly misunderstood condition, the swearing bit comes from an infrequent psychological issue, the main of it is a convulsive condition.

Swearing is well cool.

I imagine it's hard to hold a meaningful conversation with tourette's...

"Unless you talk about genitals a lot. Which I do. Under my umbrella"

It'd be nice to have a conversation with you in real life then... :)

"Not only that, you'll never get wet around me. Well, not from rain at least. Because I have an umbrella"

"Prick"

"Carr-san, why don't you just fuck off? No, seriously".

You're cool.

"MmmmmmmmMMMMMMM. I'm feeling SEXY."

I feel strange; like when I used to skip rope in gym class...

"Just ignore him, my little lamb. He'll wander off for a wank on some other website soon. I know, I know - you suffer for their sins, and they repay you by talking utter shite on the internet. What a bunch of pricks, eh?"

You're such a weakling...

"have you seen my shoes? they are shined with wax made from the skins of non-Gliceians".

You prick.

"I prefer cunt."

So do I. :(