this is a lie! i would never. i most certainly didn't even tell the bartenders at our hangouts to do that. and they most certainly don't write greggles on the top of his tab now.

so let's go, sonicl. i will be gooooood to you.

I call my dog poopy. And sweetie. And sugar. And softy when he's shaved, but fluffy after his hair has grown awhile. I call my cat babes & Troubs & puss. I only really have pet names for my ..pets. And I call everyone "dear." I guess it just comes naturally with having a vagina.