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atsonicpark 10.07.2007 05:30 PM

that's almost as romantic as this peter sotos book i'm reading.

floatingslowly 10.07.2007 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY
Come on Chief Savage, don't be so brutal.


oh, snap.

luxinterior 10.07.2007 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by terminal pharmacy
young love..... isn't that sweet


Sweet in that repulsive sort of way.

ZEROpumpkins 10.07.2007 11:24 PM

Yo Alien we need pics of her!

alyasa 10.07.2007 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by atari 2600
dfdhewiuo it's football sunday time for drinkin wayy too much
seducer's diary

I remember at my first keg party during my senior year in high school aftapassingout uand awhaking hup with a strange fiuurgirl //she pulle dm e and said no don't take him ,,and they did ,,,nathey put me in a lawn chair and hosed me down & locked mme up in a u-haul where i passed out some more...bunchahaterz

i remember going todowntown athens one day not expecting anyhting =other than relaxzing w/cig aftergoing to barnett's tobacco and newsstand. i meet this girl outsidemaybe she bunmmed a smoke can'trember buyt then a friend comes up who is a photographer and asks us if we are together and she says yesd= and says he wants to takeourpicture so we go to the top of the parking garage and kiss while he snaps photos and then i take her to lunch atthe mellow mushroom where cobain & stipe are having slices sort of a last repast and then she tells me she's passing through and i walk her tothe greyhoundbus station afterwards...don't remember her name byuutt she shhurwas fiiiiine...i was thinkin about this memory just today


i remember leaving downtown after bars with a ffriend and the girl he was with to get a ride home//we stopped at her place because i had some pot...then she says to my friend..congressman linder's son, to get lost because she "chooses me" and he gets real mad// hates me ever since// i usually never do suuch a thing takin friend;s girl, except it wasn't really his gf at all as it turns out he was just trying to pickherup and the lady chose me...besides she was a sorority chick and i'd never had one so we fuck and she gives me food and fuck in the shower and then in the bed the following morning she shows me some robert frost books of poems that the poet wrote special notes to her dad in...

anyway, just three that i can't even remember their names
i could go on like this for awhile
stream

like the time i had eye contact with this girl in a record store, remember this one's name.,.,.Aiyana P_ _ _ _ _ _, and i waited outside 'til she comes out and then ask her for coffee ..only we don't go for coffee instead straigh t back to her place and bust that virgin cherry ws this one's bf for awhile after that,,kinda just a bit oblkigated

then there's Christine C _ _ _ _ _ er who I was seeing while i was with gf J>A>W (whoi gavbe me bjs in public and fucked under buyshes at night on campus for fun) and C she always kept it cool...she becomes a stewardess and then is engaged to this french bartender guy L and days before the wedding we are at this bar with mutual friends having fishbowls and she starts to feel me up under the table and then we leave together

at same bar, Uptown Lounge, during roughly same time period a hottie from work jumps me also having fishbow lmargaritas and i leave with her to go to her place but make her drop me off instead at home with gf L...gf L also had a friend who she was in a lesbian relationship with and she encourages threesome
one time gf L was out of town and i was at a party and start making out with curte girl and then she gets up to go tell her friends we are leaving...i got scared and went across the street to pass out on a friend's floor

one time a friend's wife, friend's lst name is stonerand everyone calls him that, who is gorgeous takes me into a bathroom and starts to go wild on me but I stpped it

hs gf liked to give head while i was driving all the time
had a job as projectionist and we fucked in there all the time until we got caught once but i still kept the job

i could go on and on and may do that at a later time hope this is entertaining & nottoocrude but nfl is starting

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Originally Posted by Anngella
I totally stopped reading that after "aftapassingout."

Really... I stopped reading after 'dfdhewiuo'.

Anngella 10.07.2007 11:43 PM

I guess I'm just an overachiever, then.

Inhuman 10.07.2007 11:44 PM

I dare you to show her this thread

alyasa 10.07.2007 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Anngella
I guess I'm just an overachiever, then.

Yeah, maybe... My brain just revolted at the thought of 'dfdhewiuo' being used at the start of a long passage...

SynthethicalY 10.07.2007 11:46 PM

I stopped after aw.

Anngella 10.07.2007 11:49 PM

I honestly think my brain didn't even allow me to process that it was there. It just skipped right to the next word.

alyasa 10.07.2007 11:49 PM

I wonder if anyone reached 'J>A>W'...

Anngella 10.08.2007 12:01 AM

I don't even think atari did. I think he just typed with his eyes closed after "bunchahaterz."

davenotdead 10.08.2007 01:24 AM

so anal, does this mean you wont be callin me anymore?

SynthethicalY 10.08.2007 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
so anal, does this mean you wont be callin me anymore?


Not only that he won't be dry humping you as well.

ALIEN ANAL 10.08.2007 01:28 AM

haha dave is real!!
there are no topless photos of this gal
ill still call u dave..i swear

davenotdead 10.08.2007 01:28 AM

i assumed that much....but a call once in a while would be nice

davenotdead 10.08.2007 01:29 AM

i know you wont forget!

ALIEN ANAL 10.08.2007 01:34 AM

i wont ever let you go dave

im back in the same problem that i had with my ex
the long distance from one another, she is very sad because she grew attached to me and doesnt think we will see one another again

SynthethicalY 10.08.2007 01:47 AM

I wish someone would call me.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 10.08.2007 01:52 AM

This thread is all sorts of men on films

alyasa 10.08.2007 02:11 AM

I won't ever let you go, cryptodruggyvouge...

EDIT: Oops, I spelled vogue wrongly...

alyasa 10.08.2007 02:12 AM

Sorry, I couldn't resist... :(

cryptowonderdruginvogue 10.08.2007 02:15 AM

huhhhhh?

alyasa 10.08.2007 02:17 AM

It's ok... I'm not coming on to you or anything... :o

SynthethicalY 10.08.2007 02:20 AM

crypto, you are rich, so anybody will want you.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 10.08.2007 02:23 AM

quit playin games with my heart

SynthethicalY 10.08.2007 02:24 AM

I won't ever play with ya heart, I luvz thee like a brah.

5Against1 10.08.2007 04:00 AM

Vomit and then hang over a mailbox...never tried that one before. Thanks, I'm going out and getting sick tonight, wish me luck!

ZEROpumpkins 10.08.2007 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
haha dave is real!!
there are no topless photos of this gal
ill still call u dave..i swear

No man, just any photos will do.

demonrail666 10.08.2007 06:12 AM

Nothing like a soccer sunday stream of salaciousness. SHOTGUN!

ZEROpumpkins 10.08.2007 06:57 AM

Monday here.

wax 10.08.2007 07:53 PM

what kind of spoon did you use?

Inhuman 10.08.2007 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by wax
what kind of spoon did you use?


 

ZEROpumpkins 10.09.2007 01:30 AM

Why not just have a spork?

ALIEN ANAL 10.09.2007 09:10 AM

sooo..i think i got sick from kissing the girl
woke up this morning with swollen glands to the max and intense head ache and cold chills.

Savage Clone 10.09.2007 09:11 AM

Girl germs.

SynthethicalY 10.09.2007 09:14 AM

Nevermind, it sounded like a dick post.

ALIEN ANAL 10.09.2007 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY
Nevermind, it sounded like a dick post.


what?

sonicl 10.09.2007 09:30 AM

Oh my god! If you did the sort of kissing that you might get sick from, there's ever chance she might be pregnant!

You didn't hold hands too, did you?

ALIEN ANAL 10.09.2007 09:33 AM

oh shit..we did actually..


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