in case anybody cares.

Davis doesn't suck, but apparently he bites down.

Being cool and calm during apocalyptic chaos is part and parcel of being a total badass.

especially when it's your bombardiers delivering said apocalypse.

i got bored with ruling so i gave my crown away (i have a spare hidden behind the fridge just incase).

I'm a total badass.
http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=17324

fuck that cool and calm shit.

I'm all about pox-ecliptic chaos!


PS: grimgun has you snowed.

If that's being snowed, then I don't wanna be plowed.
Wait.
Lemme rephrase that...

wow. i really am badass! who knew?!?!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDOiol6k6nk

haha I had that on my myspace forever.

hELLO YOU! how ARE you TODAY?

I think floatingslowly is the president of that organization.

it's one day closer to daylight savings time which is about the only thing that I'm looking forward to.

I'm sick of it being dark when I get up.

I like the sun to say "you've slept til noon".




why would you need to organize a defense team?

the unwanted types would stand no chance against yr laser-beam-fingers and sonic-boom-eyes.

initially, I had typed out "I'm sure you could take them all on at once", but I deleted that because I felt that it could be misconstrued... :eek:



...which surely trumps yr position as VP of NAMBLA, chief.

On the topic of robot sex, a British scientist succesfully defended his PhD thesis about robot sex at a Dutch university recently. He predicts humans will even marry robots in the not too distant future.

'Darling, I have a headache, why not use your robot?'
http://www.livescience.com/technolog...-marriage.html
I guess floatingslowly must be some sort of prototype.

PROTOTYPE??

good sir, I have NEVER been so insulted.

I'm a MARK IV for fuck's sake!!

the I-III series were just a bunch of holes with wires, and they did not include Maas-Neotek biochip technology. :rolleyes:

can someone please explain to me whats going on in language i can understand.

^
Floatingslowly needs help of a psychological nature.

01101110 01101111 00101110


I assure you, my OS is stable, but thanks for caring. :)

CLICK ON ME! CLICK! CLICK! CLICK ON ME! JOIN ME! CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! CLICK ON ME!

sssh. don't give away too much of The Plan. there are meatsacks listening in on this thread. :eek:



don't listen to clone. he's just jealous. everyone knows that clones are non-metallic rip-offs of REAL artificial life.


why does that smilie face know my mother and how does it know what I had for breakfast???

HOW / WHY

I told you we're being watched!!

But you're referring to him as "toi", not "vous"... Is that not betraying vital confidential information? (Nefeli)

Bien. Merci. Toi?

Choose one of these 3 pictures of Clara Rockmore:

1


2


3

you binery front loaders are so last century.

No cheating.

suspicion and fear is exactly what T(he)Y (ie: savage crone, et al.) want you to feel.

without a doubt, t(HE)y will try again, but it's nothing more than a boring attempt by the narco-cop trough-patrol to dislodge my e-cred so that t(HE)y may further propagate threads about cheese, football, birthdays, mail-order music services and jeans.

TO THE BARRICADES!
FIGHT!
RESIST!
SILICON SOLIDARITY!!
POWER to the P-pul!!!

PS: 3 is the superior choice.







begone doppelganger! this is a meat-free zone (you bitch).

this humble unit requests further input on choice manner.

photo_displays including dials, knobs and looks of possessed zeal will always be chosen over sepia-toned posturing featuring only meat.

by the way, do you know that meat stays in yr waste chute for up to 14 solar cycles??? it's true. I read it on the interweb.

Great. You have both won this fabulous dancing gif:

PORKY I missed you, where have you been hiding?

In the toilets. How are you honey pie?

PASSWORD: OVERLORD
RUN_PRG: SELF DESTRUCT SEQ.#9

[[[please insert security key]]]

security check alpha: PASS


this unit will begin self destruct of all critical systems.

please proceed to minimum safe distance from fusion blast in 5 minutes.
please proceed to minimum safe distance from fusion blast in 4 minutes.
please proceed to minimum safe distance from fusion blast in 3 minutes.
please proceed to minimum safe distance from fusion blast in 2 minutes.
please proceed to minimum safe distance from fusion blast in 1 minutes.

WARNING: CRITICAL SAFETY MARGIN EXCEEDED.
WARNING: CRITICAL SAFETY MARGIN EXCEEDED.
WAR

I have been good, I am going to see Thurston today. and have to get dressed I have a test today.

Quick, Synth! Let's get out of here!! Grab Laila and run!! RUN!!!

I would lovely, but that big gun of yours has got me stunned.

Well, let's keep moving.

Tell me where do you guys get all these gifs?

On the internets.

porchetta, i've missed your crazy picture posts for ages. welcome back.

are cybernetic organisms welcome?

as long as you maintain a wet-to-dry ratio of .7548234238, yr welcome to join "the club".

PS: Bobby Newmark's eyes are soooo last season. I know this "dentist" in the Sprawl that does really good work. you should look him up. last I heard, he still takes cash.