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max 12.02.2007 05:41 PM

perv^

oh hey really, quit the damn batty boy talk, it's INDY HERE!!!

Lamont Cranston 12.02.2007 07:45 PM


 

"You're right Ponyboy, I can't find Harrison Fords career either"

EyeballGrowth 12.02.2007 08:22 PM

 
that's the one i was trying to post

max 12.03.2007 03:33 AM

saw it on IMDB. that's badass.

pbradley 12.03.2007 03:47 AM

He can still pull that shit off like a champ.

✌➬ 02.14.2008 08:24 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/0...i_n_86647.html


There is the trailer.

pantophobia 02.14.2008 08:30 PM

i read another board get all uppity about some use of cgi in the film but from what i can tell there is very little that can actually be seen in the trailer, they are building huge sets and ford is doing his own stunts

it looks to be a change from the summer norm i would hope

Sheriff Rhys Chatham 02.14.2008 08:42 PM

I'll get dragged to it.
IV in movies just never work.

EyeballGrowth 02.14.2008 10:17 PM

It's going to be a totally seperate movie from the first three. It shouldn't even be put into the same catagory as them, but it will be similar still. It looks pretty good, the trailer was stupid though. The first minute is just footage of the first 3 movies. Such a dickhead move

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 02.15.2008 01:38 PM

Reasons it is going to suck:

1. The artifact is thought to be given to the aztecs by alien life
2. There will be a million jokes made about Indie's age
3. CGI

I saw the trailer, the CGI looks awful. And the three references to him being old were awful. "This isn't gonna be easy" "not as easy as it was before"

ALIEN ANAL 02.15.2008 06:49 PM

aliens shouldn't be a big deal
its all ready been established in the previous films that indy lives in a magical/mystical universe with lots of weird shit..aliens are not a big stretch at all

m1rr0r dash 02.15.2008 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
For the record, no more sequels to old ass films and no more goddamn remakes. I mean, the Departed was a great film, right? Yeah, well, it too was a remake! Even fucking little ass dumb comedies like 'I PRONOUCE YOU FAT GUY AND STEREOTYPICAL GAY JOKES HERE WE COME!' was a remake (of the film Strange Bedfellows -- a very very loose remake but come on). Also, many of my beloved horror favorites are being subjected to remakes; for fuck's sake, they're going to remake MIIKE films soon! And a remake of Battle Royale! What the fuck?!



I thought Oedipus III: Antigone sucked balls. what a fucking played out storyline. they should stop making sequels...

OH NOES!!! you mean Seneca's Oedipus was a remake of Sophocles' version? i can enjoy it no longer! And his Agamemnon was a remake of Aeschylus? oh the horror! ...and you say Homer just transcribed a pre-existing oral tradition? how unoriginal! we must stop these thieves at once!

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 02.16.2008 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
aliens shouldn't be a big deal
its all ready been established in the previous films that indy lives in a magical/mystical universe with lots of weird shit..aliens are not a big stretch at all


The Indie movies have always been spiritual. Suggesting that the magical relics are really alien devices just completely kills that vibe for me.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 02.16.2008 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Lamont Cranston


 

"You're right Ponyboy, I can't find Harrison Fords career either"



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Man he looks awful. The sexiness is completely gone. And why do his clothes look so fucking clean?

✌➬ 02.16.2008 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
The Indie movies have always been spiritual. Suggesting that the magical relics are really alien devices just completely kills that vibe for me.


Wait they are playing the Aliens angle? Lame, I thought that was why they released Cloverfield.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 02.16.2008 02:44 AM

Producer Frank Marshall has confirmed that the film is set in 1957, making it nineteen years since Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, thus acknowledging the real-life passing of years between films. Indiana Jones is having a quiet life teaching before being thrust back into his old adventuring. He battles agents of the Soviet Union for the crystal skull. "The theory is they are shaped by higher powers or alien powers or came from another world, or an ancient Mayan civilization had the powers," Marshall explained. Indy's journey takes him across New Mexico, Connecticut, Mexico City, and the jungles of Peru, as well as the warehouse from the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, where numerous treasures including the Ark of the Covenant are kept safe by the US government.[3] There will be some humor regarding Indiana's age.[4]

uhler 02.16.2008 04:13 AM

i'll probably never watch it.

i heard the new rambo was awful but it had it's funny parts.

this thread should turn into a "we want them to make a commando II starring steven seagal" thread.

LifeDistortion 02.16.2008 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
The Indie movies have always been spiritual. Suggesting that the magical relics are really alien devices just completely kills that vibe for me.


In the world of Indiana Jones they turn mythology into reality. In the world of Indiana Jones The Ark of the Covenant which is supposed to be the final resting place of the Ten Commandments is real. In "Temple of Doom" voodoo mythology is real. The idea of turning someone into a zombie (in the similar way that was told in "Serpant of the Rainbow") exists, even though we are set in India and not Haiti. In "Last Crusade" the Holy Grail exists. Again, Christian mythology. From what it sounds like they are playing with Myan and/or Aztec mythology. Just because there will be mention that perhaps the Crystal Skull is extra-teresstial created. It doesn't necessarily mean there will be little grey men in the movie.

ALIEN ANAL 02.16.2008 04:36 AM

i heard the new rambo was fucking kick ass
its rambo..what do you honestly really expect other than some dude going around killing people

its no an art house foreign indie film, its fucking rambo.

PAULYBEE2656 02.16.2008 05:31 AM

i never gave a shit about indiana jones 20 years ago, im not gonna start now. doesnt warrant a raised eyebrow from me im afraid.

atari 2600 06.15.2008 06:45 PM

read this for reliable info concerning crystal skull artifacts
http://www.archaeology.org/0805/etc/indy.html

atsonicpark 06.15.2008 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PAULYBEE2656
i never gave a shit about indiana jones 20 years ago, im not gonna start now. doesnt warrant a raised eyebrow from me im afraid.


EXACTLY.

DeadDiscoDildo 06.17.2008 08:09 PM

I saw it. Yeah, pretty lame. A couple cool parts.

Indie just isn't as cool old as he was young, they should have made him more like connery and had a more capable younger actor to do some action.

Though I dont understand why everyone is flipping out about the fucking alien thing....don't you know anything about the legends of the crystal skulls?

There is a big alien conspiracy about 2012 and the crystal skulls, obviously thats why they did it now. I'm not saying it's true, but as far as historical legend and shit goes, it makes perfect sense that they'd exploit the alien factor to make the movie bigger...just like the other movies exploited the holy grail and the arch of the covenant and the conspiracy theories that surrounded them.

If a historical artifact doesnt have a real answer or is still unsolved...how can u bitch about the route they go in a fucking GEORGE FUCKASS LUCAS written film....and speilberg...

starwars
ET
War of the Worlds
now Indy....

those two fuckers are aliens in disguise...


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