i know, bruh.

it's a strictly supply & demand thing

there are no victims

you had me at fur coats.
it's a deal.

I saw this "ad" for a church on the sign out front that said "Free trip to Heaven. Details inside". It was like "Woah."

EDIT: sounds like a cult

will i get to wear nothing but a fur coat and maybe panties on special occasions?
will i have my own underground lair with shag carpeting?
i had better be the HBIC of this cult or i'm not in.

no
you have to be nude + fur coat

fine by me. can i wear platform shoes with the coat but no underthings?
i still get my own lair with shag carpeting and a board room table with the executive chair at the head of the table. in pink velvet with "H.B.I.C." embroidered on it in silver script. and a fireplace controlled by a remote, and a mound of blow on my table. and my own security guards.
it's hard being a diva.

Normally I would join your cult Crypto, but I don't do any drugs but marijuana, and I can do with not being around people on coke and acid hahaha. Fur coats give me the shivers because they're creepy and I'm after I can't join in on the group jack off sessions.
Next cult maybe ;)