That's APPALLING, marleypumpkin. You need to be fattened up like a fair-day pig.

Yes, I hope to not be soo skinny someday, but until then I have no complaints. Besides, I make up my skinny weight by having a handsome face.
(haha)

Well, long time no talk truncated. How are things w/ you? I'm actualy pretty good. I got me some this week-end. FINALLY! (haha)

I'm just lovely thanks...even moreso now that you've shared that scintillating bit of information.

I'm getting a bit busy at work, so I'm missing out on all the collectively moronic things we typically post on.

This is probably extremely unhealthy, but last night I had a dream that included various members of this board (despite having never seen them). All I will say is that it involved a theme park, and it was rather strange, even by dream standards.

So with which chick did you, as you so eloquently put it, "get some"? Since you've already uncovered this tidbit, you might as well share all of the gory details.

^:
Well, I just hope the dream didn't turn into a nightmare.
It's actually the girl that I went out on a date w/ on my b-day that I told the board about. Her name is Laura, & she's a student @ the University of Tennessee. She's studying english, literature, & astronomy.
O.K., I'll be totally honest & say, I didn't hit a home-run, I got to 3rd base.
& this is a perfect analogy, 'cuz she's a huge baseball fan. But to me, it was the most action I've seen in YEARS.

I trust she doesn't know that you post on this board, Marleypumpkin?

Score. Good work messr pumpkin.

-sonic!-
No, she doesn't know. & for future knowledge, she started it.

-Glice-
Why Thank You!

It would be most amusing if she posts here and didn't realise you were you. I had an argument with a good mate of mine (from the real world) on the old board like that. I still haven't told him. Hehe.

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This is probably extremely unhealthy, but last night I had a dream that included various members of this board (despite having never seen them). All I will say is that it involved a theme park, and it was rather strange, even by dream standards.

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Oooh tell us who was in it. Was I?

On a sidenote, finished that book yet?

-Glice-
Ooh, interesting. But, I'm certain she doesn't post here, or anywhere. Just 'cuz she's all tied up w/ her school work.

I cleaned that up for you. You can thank me later.

You were in it, in fact. I hope he doesn't take offense to this, but you were Glice's "ride buddy" - he was too short to ride any of the rollercoasters on his own, so you were his adult supervision. For some inexplicable reason, you had matching neon wristbands.

Other participants in the dream were: Hip Priest, fishmonkey, !@#$%!, Savage Clone, and schizophrenicroom. It was very odd, as you all had these foreign physical aspects assigned to you.

I'm in the process of reading it, and thus far, you were right, I ADORE it. The first murder scene - delectable. Infinite thanks for sending that.

By the way, what is third base these days? I'm not hip on what you crazy oversexed kids are doing anymore.

i think 3rd base is anal.

so you were lost in the funhouse last night. please do tell.

Err ok i'll cope with that.

Don't worry the book get's better and better. And just to piss you off they're making a movie out of it.

A movie could NEVER do that book justice. Who is directing it, do you know?

avoider. we want all the details.

Don't worry, you weren't in MY dream either.

I dreamt of the board once... it was funny.

You don't play nice with me. You weren't invited to the theme park.

You don't play nice with me. You weren't invited to the theme park.

gimme gimme gimme, yawn.

Wayyy!!! Did I smile a lot? I try to smile a lot - I think it's probably a good thing to do. I do hope I was polite.

I like the fact that in the 'Where is truncated' thread, truncated has more posts than anyone else. It must pose some kind of forum time/space quandary or something, or maybe not.

-truncated-
3rd base to me is pretty much just a make-out session, w/ the usual grabbing of certain body parts.

-!@#$%!-
I'm sorry for taking soo long to reply. What details would you like to know?

That's it. Me and your subconscious are no longer friends. Tell it to fuck off.

Your conscious is ok though, quite shiny and cute.

3rd base for me is corprophilia. A home run is munting/ introduction of family members.

wtf is "munt"

• Een munt is een stuk metaal dat als geld gebruikt wordt, meestal in de vorm van ronde platte schijfjes, met een doorsnede van zo'n 0,5 tot 3 cm. De waarde van een munt wordt door een bepaalde bewerking door de overheid gegarandeerd. Bij het hedendaagse geld hebben munten meestal een lagere waarde dan bankbiljetten. De waarde van een munt wordt in de corresponderende munteenheid opgegeven.
  nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munt
• De Munt is een toren in Amsterdam die vroeger deel uitmaakte van de verdedigingsmuren van de stad. Het woord verwijst ernaar dat er in de 17e eeuw munten geslagen werd.
  nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munt_(Amsterdam)

Find definitions of munt in: Dutch German all lang

sounds like weird dutch sex with tiny penises :D

marleypumpkin: i wasn't asking you but the details of truncated's dream

speak up, you freudian posterchild

Ah. I was under the impression it was something involving corpses and internal organs, but I may be wrong.

I am ever so nice!

:( Fine... and to think I was willing to share my partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage.

fuck it, can't you talk kilograms?

It's gonne be the guy who did Run Lola Run Tom Tykwer. Dustin Hoffman plays the perfume shop owner along with Alan Rickman. I wont tell you who's playin Grenouille.

Kubrick, Scorcese and Ridley Scott all wanted to do the movie but they didn't know how. I have the answer...SMELLOGRAM!

ha ha. i actually own one of the original odorama cards from john waters' "polyester" (there were new ones released with the dvd).

Genius!I love this movie

waters is one of my favorite movie directors-- i can't stop from laughing through his films even if i watch them over & over. there is always some new hilarious detail. my new top pick of his is "desperate living".

im trying to google a picture but the DNS is fucked. well i have to start work anyway-- might post later. :P