1_Ariel Pink
2_thai food
3_sushi
4_new vinyl
5_Boogie Nights [the movie]
6_Bijou Philips
7_Czech chicks
8_psychedelic music and film
9_basketball/ballin
10_high school girls who dont know any better

1) Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior
2) above it all, I must confess, Ethiopia you are the best!
3) The Tewahedo Ethiopian Orthodox Church
4) my guitar
5) herbs.
6) nectarines
7) haribo gummi bears, to which I am presently addicted like tobacco, a pack a day like when I smoked
8) I dont like reggae, oh no, I love it!
9) history
10) Bryce Canyon, Utah.

Yes both the old board and this one...!

Here's another (He's a star)

that's a debate of talmudic proportions...i don't know which one i like more of these two.

1. Ema
2. My friends
3. THC
4. Music
5. Money
6. My boyfriend
7. Chinese food
8. open-minded people
9. Gambling
10. Cigarettes

Why do you love your boyfriend? He doesn't love you! He tried to bed me last night but I wouldn't let him. He's a total whore.

Was that before or after he was all up on my balls?

At the moment.

1. My Boyfriend
2. M. Ward
3. Sex
4. Gummy Bears
5. My Classes
6. My family
7. Sleeping at least 5 hours
8. Jemina Pearl
9. The Rain
10. And my pussy cat.

During. He was secretly IM'ing me on his phone trying to solicit me for sex. He was saying that your balls were like little boys balls and that he wanted some of my man balls. But then I asked him if he had nice tits and a tight vag and he said no "I got a dick and some balls." And I said sorry, I only let people with tits and a vag suck on my naughty bits.

As long as he's still all up on my balls.

I elaborated the story a bit, read it again man

I still have the same response.

1. top 10 lists
2. this clever list of 5 things:

http://www.5ives.com/archives/2006/0...aid-literally/

3. grocery lists
4. reading the ingredients on soup cans
5. things not on this list
6. card catalogs at libraries
7. things that fit in small drawers
8. things that are excessively boring or mundane
9. alphabetical order
10. the library of congress

Well he's IM'ing me and he said he got a pubic hair in the back of his throat because he wasn't concentrating enough on properly sucking your balls because he was too busy getting aroused talking to me. so he's not going be sucking your balls for awhile.

He's also getting a sex change because he knows I don't have sex with men. He doesn't know I don't have sex with transexuals either. I haven't had the heart to tell him, he's so excited about it.

1. Cupcakes
2. Men
3. Computer
4. Books
5. Music
6. Education
7. My history teacher
8. Movies
9. Muffins, though similar to cupcakes
10. Clouds

Damn. I'll have to find someone else's mouth to put my balls in then I guess.

Guess so.

You don't have to look Hayden.

Ah. You're sweet. Now, get on a plane and come to Minnesota!

After awhile though Alex, you're gonna be desiring a real man's balls, not Hayden's little boy balls.

What's your obsession with Hayden's balls?

My balls drop bombs on 'em.

I don't have an obsession with Hayden's balls. I'm just having fun.

HAHA.

My balls are filled with better DNA.

mmmh...

haha good one

That was possibly the worst choice of words ever.

Alex read what I did to his comment.

I saw, but the original was still pretty funny.

True, they where bad choice for words.

spread the love

waking up on the right side of the bed
finding something I thought I'd lost
lots and lots and lots of music
cooking + eating + sharing food
art supplies
alcohol
being outside in summer, in the shade, near trees, on some grass, with most of the above things, and some nice big sunglasses.
taking a really hot shower for like 20 mins
"hippie shops"

1. my son
2. my wife
3. performing in a trance like state
4. being alone in a dj booth
5. my holga
6. seeing Sonic Youth
7. reading a new Alastair Reynolds novel
8. cooking a perfect dinner
9. cats
10. THC (this would be much higher on the list if it weren't such an intentional rarity these days)

hey that's a great thread, i missed it.

in no particular order, cuz it's rude for the wife and the kid!, number 1 ex aequo i guess

- my son
- my wife
- my house
- my guitars
- the Yoof live and on sexy wax
- buying very cheap CDs by comparing prices on a number of sites..
- my label
- my job
- my parents
- the coffee/cigarette in the morning
- travelling to the States
- the idea of going to Canada, Sweden, Norway, Iceland and New Zealand one day.

1) Jesus
2) Ethiopia
3) weed
4) fruit
5) guitar
6) reggae music
7) harribo gummy bears
8) the earth
9) the Sierra Mountains blending into the Cascades in northern cali
10) The entire human race, both individually and collectively, which is to say, "I love my associate as myself."

paper
feathers
peppermint
sunny weather and a breeze
a nice city
mismatching socks
waking up to see you can sleep for three extra hours or more
potato salad
pretty dresses
surprise eggs

...

and many more.

i forgot "dirty sex" on my list:D

I love:

- joking
- music
- sex
- animals
- the south of chile
- cinammon
- good movies
- travelling
- rain
- my lovers

Greedex's got wife and son, I want to die.