according to urban dictionary


Service
1.To fuck.
(Originating from the horse breeding industry where "service" is a euphemism for bringing the stud to mount the mare. Same as tupping in sheep breeding.)
2. To have sex with a mardy bitch to keep her happy, as in a mechanic servicing a car to keep it running smoothly.




happy birthday! i wish you much service today, and always.

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