The proudest moment of my childhood was getting kicked out of D.A.R.E. for drawing all the bunnies in their textbook shooting up junk.
I was such a bad ass fifth grader! What happened?

Take a chill pill, man. It's just a joke.

Wait, how did little-kid-wannabe-always-posts-about-the-hardcore-shit-he-supposedly-does-to-seem-like-a-total-badass-rebel-but-in-reality-is-a-total-fucking-pussy-bitch pwn SuchFriendsAreDangerous? I didn't catch any pwnage.

says the guy who repeatedly posts pics of people burned alive in "real life".

black snake moan's tyrone?

Because I'm now on probation and I have to ask permission to leave the state. Come here!


You're so open-minded you're close-minded. Fuck off and smoke yourself into a coma, please.

hah hah.

hey man.

good to see you walking among the free.

Good to be out amongst the free. I'm getting legally emancipated this month too! My rents don't want to be involved with me when I have legal troubles anymore.

whoa.

how you feel about that one?

You will be fine, you are smart enough to handle any shit thrown your way.

I'm excited. I don't need their involvement. They don't really do anything anyways.

Not going to jail and legally emancipated?! Wow, we should totally do some coke and celebrate!

so you gonna be living with them still, or not?

and i hope you stay out of legal troubles :/

go to law school & learn to defend yourself ;)

that same old card, white folkz go to jail too you know. I was merely pointing out that Hayden's ridiculous attitude re: going to jail is expressive of why there is such a thing as white privilege in the so-called justice system, because scared little white kids shit their pants at the though of going to jail, and their daddies and mommies wouldn't like that one bit....

and I suppose this board is too middle class to understand a fucking thing about jail so fuck it, a lost cause, until any of are unfortanutely abused and disrespected by the law.


so you give into the whole criminals deserve it nonsense too?

i'm white, female, and i'm not afraid to go to jail. i can adapt to almost any situation. however, i was not raised in a bourgeois household, so that may have something to do with it.

Middle Class? You got to be kidding, I am not Middle Class and have never been in my life. DOn't go assuming I am Middle Class, because I am not. Not everyone on this Board is.

Irreverent humor apparently makes one worse than Hitler.

good for you you fucking prick!!!! seriously, glad you didn't throw your life down the shitter.

be a craftier wiseass next time instead of a coked up cop bait.

teenage girl jail = not the same jail hayden might have gone to.







hope this helps.

cantankerous = legal adult. same jail.

ooooooh!





co-ed jail!

fuck, i'm gettin myself sent away tonite, son!


[to clarify: i'm not saying yr a pussy, i'm saying you have a pussy, and society deems it thusly necessary to incarcerate you in a different place.

to clarify less rudely: for a woman of any age to say that she is not afraid of going to jail has more to do with where she might be sent away than any sort of clitoral fortitude. that's not to say that there aren't max security prisons for women if yr violent or cushy jails for men if yr rich or mobbed up... but for the most part, jail is a vastly different experience by gender.

i for one was terrified when i had to go, i was terrified the entire time i was in jail (3 days! hooray! i'm a criminal!), and i'd be terrified at the possibilty of going back.

...but then, i don't have a pussy, i simply am a pussy.]

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what makes you think i haven't fucked the police?

no i know, it's true. even though i'm well capable of handling myself in a potentially threatening situation on my own, a lot of women aren't. the people who are in charge of separating us know what would happen if there existed a coed jail. it just would not work.


your signature is ace by the way. clever of you.

there's a coed jail already

it's called AUSTRALIA :D

hahahahahaha...

...ohh wait, i can't laugh, i'll get neg rep.

hahahaa
english convicts

As soon as I can. As soon as I can.

take him away with you to california after probation is over.

We can make love all day. I warn you, I'm an aminal, Alex.

Don't say make love. It sounds so trashy and straight.

"Cornhole" is a much more aesthetically pleasing term.

I wanna be the two girls to your one cup, suga.

That's all I ever wanted.

All I ever wanted was everything...



















And two dudes at the same time.

I have heterosexual fantasies. With me just watching. Hahahaha

Not really.

That would be weird. I've seen people have sex in the same room as I. It was fucking gross.

How've you been, Alex?

Semi-exhausted from work and fun. Lots of school shit. Like I had to write two essays yesterday in 1 hour and 10 minutes. And I have to do some research for some debate that I have to go to on a weekend, and blah blah blah. But I got to go out with some friends yesterday and do other crap. So it is good.

And youreself?

quote worthy and romantic.

That's good. Work as in a job or just school shit?

I've been good. Trying to get caught up so I can graduate. I have a meeting with my parents and a social worker on Monday about my recent charge. We're talking about emancipation so they aren't responsible for me anymore. Otherwise, they're considering sending me away but I doubt it'll happen. My rents haven't gone through with anything in a year.

Anyways, I hope you're enjoying California. I want to go to Coachella this summer if I can convince my PO to let me.

Do it! I'm going to Coachella. Already got my tickets. I am trying to get more people to come.

I'll come if I can. We can meet up, get drunk, have crazy sex in the middle of the crowd, etc.