That's really a perfectly accurate description :D

You're meant to scratch it, that's why.

lol, go read what bmi means.

Okay, sir, if it will help us get along.

anyway...

i let grow me pinkie nail to make my job easier.



a big pinkie nail can improve ball scratching efficiency in about 500%.
it goes right to the spot.

body mass index

you're not dealing with a child here man!

So, what happens if you have crabs? Do you have to take the drastic measure of growing ten pinkie nails and look like you've got spiders for hands?

Scratch! Scratch!

Aciiiiiiiiiiid!

so you think a 5'3 woman that weights 166 lbs is not obese?

big nails make crab hunting a lot easier.

H:)w d:) you kn:)w that?

depends on how she rocks it.

press f12 on boot or in the mouse button

i like seafood

my penis has a high bmi.

Man, I'm 6'4" 230. I need to lose about 20 pounds.

hihi [pig laughs]

Hey hey hey
wow what a line up
hey hey hey

Where? On your penis?

Wouldn't that make it itchy?

i heard squid is good

Yeah, but then if he likes eating crabs off his crotch he must have a fine palate, INNIT?

for the record, BMIs are a bogus tool.

for instance... there was a football player at OU with 8% body fat and a BMI around 32. having muscle AT ALL skews your BMI.

i am crying now.

everything's bigger in texas

hot damn!

I think this is a faux pas that really comes down to a question of circumstance and situation, when asking to scratch or not to scratch, though interestingly enough, I wonder what the female perspective is on scratching their own genitals in public. interesting story here, I was on sunset blvd sitting shotgun at a red light, people watching the sidewalk, when I noticed a homeless dude and chick sitting on the curb talking to each other. the chick, in the middle of a sentance, casually stuffed her hand in her crotch, and scratched in a the most masculine of demeanors, and the look on the dudes face as he tried to ignore this act, assumingly he was trying to get in those pants himself. it gets worse, so while this dude tries to continue his conversation as if this was not happening, she goes for the classic move, fingers to nose, and we all imagine i'm sure, what homeless, unbathed pussy can smell like, as did that dude as he tried to keep a straight face the entire time. myself, I busted up laughing so hard all of traffic had to look and see what a gwon...

I be in jail right now if I was in Italy?

But then again, you could probably get away with it if you scratch when your hands are in your pocket.

I tried again near a police patrol a few hours ago, they didn't do anything.

Is cause they were salivating over your junk.

A policeman and a policewoman sat in the car, btw, so neither of the "sexes" seemed to get offended by my gesture. this confirm my previous statement: unless someone is crazy enough to sue you and bring proof of your "offensive" behavior, nobody will actually care, apparently. Good ol' (new) freaky italian laws.

To quote another great American, "nuts."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:D:D

The article makes it believe that it's specifically males who aren't allowed to scratdh their genitals... doesn't mention anything about females. Maybe it's possible to succesfully appeal against this at the European Court of Justice? I smell a case of gender discrimination!

Maybe the pope is just fuckin' horny and wants to encourage woman to scratch themselves.

I enjoying busting ball scratchers, especially when they claim it's only a "readjustment".

I was re-adjusting for a good 30 mins or so earlier.