awe c'mon lil buddy.

It burns your throat? You don't deserve to drink alcohol, pussy.

some secrets are worth hiding unless jerry springer is paying you to confess them on national tv

I'm halfway through a bottle of merlot. I feel like a wino.

im merely caffeinated. no nothing.

Bummer. I'm on UAs now so I gots to get off the drugs.

i hate red wine tastes like ass..... but i'll still drijnk it lol

I have a bottle of merlot, a bottle of shiraz, and a bottle of white zinfandel. I got them as some sampler from one of my parents friend who makes her own wine. They're all really shitty. I dig merlot sometimes. My girlfriends and I used to have lingerie parties where we'd get drunk and sit around in our lingerie(me in my underwear) and watch SITC.

no bummers. i'm feeling good. i'm on a darjeeling high.



tea + sugar = the new cocaine

But less expensive and classy.

pics or it didn't happen.



i've been waiting to say that for the longest time. everyone always beats me to it. :)

Ha. I used to have polaroids somewhere of me and my friend passed out next to a bottle of wine half-naked. I'll try to find it.

awesome

perhaps you didn't get the memo.

http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/sho...1&postcount=63

cocaine is not classy, toktok. i come from the land of cocaine. trust me. it is NOT classy. it's just expensive. calling it classy is a redneck point of view. money does not equal class. look at george fucking bush. he's got no class whatsoever. he's a fucking disgrace.

i wasn't aware mars was the land of cocaine. but fo real do.... i can't stand coke or people on coke for that matter. i've done it about 4 times my whole life and it's always been the worst high ever. i only had fun on it once... when i first moved back to my home town after 7 years i did some w/ my little brother and i actually had fun the whole night. but i'm still against it, makes me feel horrible and i hate to see people on it. ruined many a friend of mines life.

still waiting :)

i grew up around cokeheads.

there was the guy who had to snort to stay normal, he didn't get high anymore, he just used it so he wouldn't get so depressed he'd kill himself

then the guy who flew to spain with a bag on him so he could pay for his habit & got caught at the airport & they threw him in jail

the guy who at the very metion of cocaine would feel compelled to shit -- like the pavlov's dog of defecation

the many girls teenage who would fuck dirty old geezers so they could snort some

decapitating car accidents by people who were drunk and coked up. every weekend.

my friend who shall remain anonymous who got into dental school top of the class and after 2 years he was kicked out for bad grades & became some kind of shitty salesman.

people having heart attacks in their 20s and 30s

lots of stories i can't even begin to remember. from small shit like people bickering like bitches in the back of the car about who was going to snort the last scrape off the paper, to demented conversations that made no sense whatsoever, to seeing some bitch with a newborn baby breastfeed her child after a night of snorting coke, and then the baby starts crying nonstop.

all a bunch of losers at the end.

and while the initial effects may be pleasurable, who the fuck can keep from becoming a coke hound and wanting and thinking about nothing but coke, to the detriment of everything else, including sex, or your own fucking life or the lives of others?

fuck cocaine. a fucking loser drug. fuck it.

co-sign that good sir.

I got high as the sky yestereday and I did this in remembrance of you

witness.



soliciting naked pictures of two young boys on the internet: priceless.

He wants to move from this sissy probation crap into some more manly parole action. You know, down the line. After the prison part.

thank you good sir!

i thought that was a chick lol

Can something be more than priceless? I don't think so; but if it's possible....you've got it.

lol. i'm not what you would call a "smart" man, the good lord did not see it fit to grant me w/ a very large brain...... or penis for that matter. :)

TMI IMO!!

save it for the "girls", skeeter.

too

many

levels

Awe Skeet Skeet Skeet!

lawlz

that's what led me to believe hayden was a chick lol!

I'm a gay. It's pretty much the same.

now i get it. in that case..... i still wanna see the pics of the chicks! i'm a perv.

At age 14? maybe 15?

then you gotta sign the petition for girlgun to reveal her gazungas on the interweb.

where's tha tmutha fucka at?!?!?! imma digi sign the fuck outta that thing! LOL!

well there's no really a petition. i just pester her about it on a regular basis. she claims to have done it before. i say she's bluffing and must prove it with pictures.

girlgun's sweater-mellons!!!!

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i prefer "chesticles"

you like them hairy?