a robot isn't a proper ninja, also the chinese didn't have ninjas, they had lin kuei

so, i just came back from the post office.

i was sitting there waiting for my turn, a woman enters and goes to say hi to a friend who was there with a kid, she says hi to the kid and he says "your mouth smells like poo poo" then he started to run around laughing and shouting "smells like poo poo!!! like poo poo!!! poo poo!!!"

he's temporarily my favourite ninja this morning.

oh, you can fuck off right about now!!! :mad:

I don't.

the man wears socks on the outside of his pants and he's calling ME less than a ninja??

a blight on humanity!!

<----Mad Ninja Skillz

what what what?

but seriously, how can a robot be a real ninja?

racist

don't make me find yr pictures, socks-on-the-outside-guy!


like I'm sharing that secret with YOU now. :mad:

the best a robot could do is be a terminator, or a sentinel.

anyway,that socks picture was for work, i was paid to do it and they weren't my own clothes. so there.

you don't think it's work being a ninja?

all that sneaking in and out of highly guarded compounds using nothing more than some claw fingers, suction cup shoes and a well placed throwing star.

you know nothing of either robots or ninjas do you??! ....and you say you've been to japan. hmpff.



921,000 for fuck's sake!! 921,000!!!!

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crude, but effective imo!

although, i see you as more of a protocol droid

I am fluent in over six million forms of communication, and twelve million of kicking ass.

you'll have to hold it there, my toaster's broken and i need you to have a word with it

My ever favourite ninja computer game:



Caused me reasonable amount of sleepless nights when I was like 9 years old.

nice choice!

You must give it around, before giving it to T&B again.

i dont question Mr Chippendale's knowledge on the subject.... have you seen the man drum? imagine that drumming on your face.... best keep yr mouth shut

Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.
 

REAL. ULTIMATE. POWER.

Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

That's the best website i've ever seen. i'm buying one of those t-shirts.

wow. that was good...

this guy rocks




i want to be like him when i grow up.

FILTH?

hardly.

I think "grace" would be a better word.

seriously.

shadow from ff6



and ninja cat

I was totally able to get over the fact that you have smegma on yr t-shirt by looking at yr silver legs! :eek:

my favorite ninja? nefeli.

Ninjas don't wear reflective clothing.

[edit: no, but robots do]

they do in silver mines

^^^this.



I have no idea what yr talking about, but I think I like it.

I'm not here.

Ha! I fooled you! I'm a real ninja AND cool then!!!

oddly enough, in all my ten thousand years, I've never heard ANYONE aptly use "it's a ninja thing".

my choice for Top Ninja was obviously the right choice.

• clever
• sneaky
• so very ninja