Yeah Lee is forming a super group with that guy out of Papa Roach and Thurston and Kim are getting divorced.

there is no "time" on the interworldwidenetweb!

Haha

Yeah but surely being boring is still possible? So I hear this George W Bush guy is running for president, wonder what he'll be like.

So you're basically saying that I failed two years ago to win your hearts so spent two years watching you all and found that Sonic Youth fans like girls?

Yeah basically.

Well you're right, the answer was so simple but it took me so long to find it.

Wait, why are you answering for pbradley? Are you his personal assistant? Or are you the same person? Now who's being sneaky.

Yeah basically.

maybe you HAVEN'T been lurking as much as you would like for us to believe!

hmmmm?

I haven't. I haven't looked at this site since I last posted two years ago or whatever it was. Yeah I know where I made my mistake though, "gay guy" would have been a better tactic or maybe Cantankerous Mark II.

why would "gay guy" be a better tactic? are you trying to say that yr here to score? :confused:

Cantankerous IS the Mark II model. besides, I think you might have a hard time pulling off the impersonation. just sayin'.

NO! I was responding to your "liking girls" comment, I thought you meant that Sonic Youth fans were gay or something.

Yeah true.

It was a joke.

I just got a text message from █████████. he wanted me to ask you if yr hairy.

Haha, what the fuck?

I'm not joking.

If it keeps getting weirder as it is, I'm going to stop coming here. I'm not joking.

Read my signature!!!!

look, pal. I'm only relaying the message. I don't care if yr hairy or if you care that █████████ cares that you are.

he's normally not this shy but you've got him in a tither.

Haha, fuck off,

what answer would he like?

besides. I'm calling yr bluff. you have made boucoup poasts in the last few days, and that can only mean one thing.

we own yr soul now.

Noooooooo!!!

I own your soul bitch!

surely that should be obvious by now.

but really, I'm not going to play matchmaker for y'all.

CLICK HERE TO CONTINUE

ps: I'm sorry, ok? I'm really fucking sorry.

People aren't shy on the internet, liar.

I'm not clicking, this is weird.

Tell him I have an infectious, incurable skin disease.

This will be one those stories they tell kids in school about "the dangers of the internet".

that's gross.

yr a "kid"??

█████████ is one sick fuck imo.

No I'm not. Still applicable.

Remember?

I am not gay, whoever told you that is lying.

i really wish you were hairy.

:(

easy, tiger.

Ah man, I'm really sorry. I would be interested but, despite all the stuff going on between me and floating on the forum, floating and I have been messaging each other, you know sending pictures and stuff, and he says he's into fisting. So you know, you can't turn an offer like that down.

Consequently I am now completely shaven all over, so I doubt you'll still be interested.

oh, it's ok, i can understand that.

i'm sorry,
thing is i'm a bit short on money right now, so i usually ask people for hair.
you know, to sell it for production of wigs, hair extensions etc.

i didnt intent to sound rude or anything.

maybe next time.

thanks anyway.

What are you talking about? You're Francis Bean Cobain!!

What?