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ZEROpumpkins 05.12.2008 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Death & the Maiden
When did you decide I didn't like you? Was it because I said Lee Is Free wasn't a Lee track?

Also because we didn't hang at the Sydney show.

Death & the Maiden 05.13.2008 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by ZEROpumpkins
Also because we didn't hang at the Sydney show.

I was in the seated area, and my friend wouldn't have wanted to hang around there any longer.

afreespirit 05.13.2008 02:44 PM

I met a real Nazi once. About 20 years ago, at my favorite pub I got to talking with some old German guy who was giving me some pretty good advice about women. His name was Rudi and was born in east Prussia and at the time he was about 80 years old. I drank with him a few times. The last time he got drunk and started raging about dirty Slavic hordes taking Berlin, filthy Jews and how niggers had polluted the Italian race. I told him my mother was Ukrainian so that made me one of those dirty Slavs who had kicked German ass so completely and thoroughly.

His wife dragged him out of there pretty quickly at that point. They never came back.

demonrail666 05.13.2008 06:17 PM

I met a proper white supremacist in a bar in NY. He looked like the wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin, but he bought me a few drinks and even got me into a club his brother worked the door for, so, what can I say? It wasn't as though we ended up talking about Auschwitz all night, and he didn't try to beat me up, fuck me, or convert me, either, so no really big deal. He was a really nice guy actually. His politics were fucked up but, so are 99% of people's when I think about. It's just that this guy had a tattoo advertising the fact, while most people keep their racism to whispered discussions at work or unspoken prejudices they're too scared to really confront.

floatingslowly 05.13.2008 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
a proper white supremacist


pretty ugly.

m1rr0r dash 05.13.2008 06:46 PM

i date only humans.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 05.14.2008 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
I have.

You probably haven't.


 


 

Toilet & Bowels 05.15.2008 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

 



 


needless to say it was our only date

MellySingsDoom 05.15.2008 05:28 AM

I personally deny that the great "Dutch Elm Disease of 1979" holocaust ever happened. (Whispers: Damn trees had it coming to 'em anyway).

Gulasch Noir 05.17.2008 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air
Israel should have been set up in Germany where that Holocaust happened, but the US and USSR were to busy carving the conquered nation up for their own political purposes.


Do you think this would have been likely to be accepted by the majority? By any majority, let alone the Jews themselves?

Once I was out with a young girl, who I presume hadn't heard much of the Holocaust before. Maybe I could have convinced her, if I had tried. The question is, convinced of what.

Cantankerous 05.17.2008 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
I did it with her before the subject of holocaust denial came up (lovely girl, never would have guessed she was a racist), not sure i'd have been able to keep it up had i known.

was it good then?

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 05.17.2008 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
needless to say it was our only date


I'd hope so.

sarramkrop 05.22.2008 08:31 AM

My holocaust denying date that I've posted about turns out he was born in South Africa to English parents, apparently.

Toilet & Bowels 05.22.2008 10:50 AM

i can't believe you went out with a south african!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de6V90jT4SQ

sarramkrop 05.22.2008 10:54 AM

I only went out on a date with him once and he was brought up in London, so he has an English accent, not South African.

✌➬ 05.22.2008 10:56 AM

I only date white people. I have yet to date a racist.

sarramkrop 05.22.2008 10:59 AM

I'd do anyone who wants me, if it wasn't for the aids and the crabs.

Rob Instigator 05.22.2008 11:14 AM

ahhh! pubic lice!

 


you know how crazy it is that there is a lice specifically evolved to li ve in human pubic hair? it lives nopwhere else! it's legs are made to grip what, to it's body size,, are wide spread apart hair strands. it could not survive in the pubes of any other animal! that means that for at least 1 million years of human evolution, we have had these fucking gross ass things gnawing on our pubic regions!


!@#$%! 05.22.2008 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
ahhh! pubic lice!


 


you know how crazy it is that there is a lice specifically evolved to li ve in human pubic hair? it lives nopwhere else! it's legs are made to grip what, to it's body size,, are wide spread apart hair strands. it could not survive in the pubes of any other animal! that means that for at least 1 million years of human evolution, we have had these fucking gross ass things gnawing on our pubic regions!



more than that even, it presents some interesting conclusions for our claims to morality-- the existence of public lice means that the claim that monogamy is the "natural" way of humans to live is at best a nice fiction-- there's no way for a whole species to develop like this unless people have been fucking each other in every direction for millions of years. biology vs. morality-- which one wins?

lucyrulesok 05.22.2008 12:10 PM

just like any other animals humans wanna reproduce as frequently as possible.

it can be argues that the only point of human existance is to perpetuate the human race. but not by me. well, not well anyway.

Cantankerous 05.22.2008 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
ahhh! pubic lice!

 


you know how crazy it is that there is a lice specifically evolved to li ve in human pubic hair? it lives nopwhere else! it's legs are made to grip what, to it's body size,, are wide spread apart hair strands. it could not survive in the pubes of any other animal! that means that for at least 1 million years of human evolution, we have had these fucking gross ass things gnawing on our pubic regions!




i can't get them :D

!@#$%! 05.22.2008 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
i can't get them :D


it grows back, you know? unless you're prepubescent-- in which case you shouldn't be discussing such things in the internet. :p

Cantankerous 05.22.2008 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
it grows back, you know? unless you're prepubescent-- in which case you shouldn't be discussing such things in the internet. :p

and it comes right back off again

i do not roll with the bush. under any circumstance.

!@#$%! 05.22.2008 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
and it comes right back off again

i do not roll with the bush. under any circumstance.


not to get coarse here, but i've found that shaved bush gets prickly fast-- and looks strange-- whereas a nice fuzzy yummy juice-soaked muff is just delicious

of course different people have different tastes so whatever works, right?

Cantankerous 05.22.2008 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
not to get coarse here, but i've found that shaved bush gets prickly fast-- and looks strange-- whereas a nice fuzzy yummy juice-soaked muff is just delicious

of course different people have different tastes so whatever works, right?

WAX, bitch. you can get this shit that stops the hair from growing back too and it lasts like two months.
shaving is disgusting.

Phlegmscope 05.22.2008 12:25 PM

Interesting change of course.
I once shaved my balls, but I'm NEVER going to do it again. Waxing would probably tear my testicles off.

!@#$%! 05.22.2008 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
WAX, bitch. you can get this shit that stops the hair from growing back too and it lasts like two months.
shaving is disgusting.


even then, i dont like the bald pussy as much as the furry one.

i was just doing a googling & found this shit

"Your body produces scents, called pheremones, that are designed to make you sexually attractive to others. Hair in the pubic area, as well as underarm hair, captures and spreads those erotic scents.

There are also other theories about the purpose of pubic hair. Some people think it's just there for looks — to increase sexual attractiveness — while others believe it helps protect against infection. Dr. Stephen Juan, author of The Odd Body, has another theory: "Pubic hair reduces friction during body movement and makes it less likely to get skin irritation.""

less friction + more odor = sweeeeetttttttttt

but to each their own! seriously. some people are more visual, some more tactile, some are led by their noses, etc.

Cantankerous 05.22.2008 12:30 PM

so you want me to grow out my armpit hairs like patti smith too?

hair on my head and my eyebrows is all i need, thank you

Toilet & Bowels 05.22.2008 12:33 PM

i know a couple who both shave their regions bald and they say it improves sex significantly

Cantankerous 05.22.2008 12:34 PM

i think i would be really freaked out if a guy did it. maybe not so much freaked out as surprised. it seems a bit off.

lucyrulesok 05.22.2008 12:35 PM

surely the most important thing is to feel comfortable with yourself. you're never gonna enjoy sex if you feel unatractive or silly or whatever.

!@#$%! 05.22.2008 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
so you want me to grow out my armpit hairs like patti smith too?

hair on my head and my eyebrows is all i need, thank you


you???

why would i want you to do anything like that? yuuu crazeeeee ha ha ha.

what you do w/ your body is your business and maybe mr. cantankerous will have requests, but why would i do that?

on a related note though, i read in some book that germans get turned on w/ women armpit. so if you ever get a german boyfriend he might ask you for that-- ha ha.

!@#$%! 05.22.2008 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by lucyrulesok
surely the most important thing is to feel comfortable with yourself. you're never gonna enjoy sex if you feel unatractive or silly or whatever.


exactly-- awesome post

and welcome back to this silly board!

Cantankerous 05.22.2008 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
you???

why would i want you to do anything like that? yuuu crazeeeee ha ha ha.

what you do w/ your body is your business and maybe mr. cantankerous will have requests, but why would i do that?

on a related note though, i read in some book that germans get turned on w/ women armpit. so if you ever get a german boyfriend he might ask you for that-- ha ha.


haha calm doewn, i was joking

i love germans. but they're weird. which is why i love them.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 05.22.2008 12:45 PM

cantankerous: you talking about Sugaring???

!@#$%! 05.22.2008 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
haha calm doewn, i was joking

i love germans. but they're weird. which is why i love them.


wow, with the metion of germans, there's an opportunity to get this thread back to the subject of "holocaust deniers", but i'm going to say no. once i had a thing with a german girl and she was wonderful.

Cantankerous 05.22.2008 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue
cantankerous: you talking about Sugaring???

no. waxing.


also you guys read this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glabrousness

cryptowonderdruginvogue 05.22.2008 01:27 PM

Oh.

Well, past girlfriends were into the sugaring thing
They claimed it was much better than wax

Rob Instigator 05.22.2008 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
i can't get them :D


lucky pubic mound....

Everyneurotic 05.22.2008 02:39 PM

i don't like super hairy areas in women.


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