Usually when they write a name it Japanese it's kinda like...Eh, that sounds close. Like you'll ever need it.

probably for the better, because the japanese scouts were having a laugh and translated your name as "stinky diarrhea".

mummy burned your scouts box because jesus told her you were bad

Mummy burned your scouts box because you touched yourself at night, and Jesus was watching you touch yourself. Santa Claus saw you touch yourself too, and they filmed it. Not having YouTube back in those days, they simply sent the tape to your mummy.

Mummy thought that your scout box was yummy, got your granny and stuck it down her tummy.

mummy locked you in the cupboard all weekend?

mummy took you to the beach and made you eat sand

watashi wa andoryuu des!

My name in Japanese is ジョシュ
Jo・shu

I like to write it in Chinese characters like this: 女酒,　女 meaning woman and　酒 meaning alcohol. Very dangerous things.

Toilet & Bowels: トイレと腸 or トイレ・アンド・バオル
toire to cho
or
toire ando baoru