That's why it's funny!

I really watch Connery Bond movies as if they were made now, I think. With all the comedic overtones and sexist gags that would never be taken seriously.

sean connery is alive!

the old bastard can slap my ass any time.


anyone notice how julian hasn't responded to any of this shit?
that's what i thought, jackass

worst thread ever

But we saved it with our Bond talk.

I'm sorry, I haven't become a cyborg yet to be able to respond to internet threads 24/7.

That's okay. Just trying becoming a human being first.

too busy jacking off i'd assume

i know, i know, you've only got two hands....

Ha ha ha. Touche!

I never jack off around lunch time. I'm not that horny.

Don't enjoy the afternoon delight?

i'll drink to that

not PBR please

thanks for setting the record straight.

p.s. that's the only picture of spectraljulian drinking that I could find

waaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha

oh no is that him?

he looks really familiar

There's another of me drinking a Red Stripe somewhere. I think it is in a thread started by kegmama.

who does he look like? damnit, this is going to irritate me now

He looks sort of like somebody in the audience at Altamont in Gimme Shelter. Or maybe one of the Angels.

?

That guy from REM, what's his name?

Jonah Ray

nah. not...mike mills? yeah that one.

Julian reminds me more of someone else, though. I can't think of who right now.

by the way i really don;t think prissy is the correct word here: Excessively or affectedly prim and proper? yeah no.

if you had said "fucking cunt" you might have had something there

yeah me too
that drives me crazy when i can't think of it

If I said fucking cunt then I'd just be a Glice wannabe wouldn't I?

no.


if you had said prick maybe.

Apparently I look like everyone that has blonde curly hair.

Cantankerous is both underrated and overrated at the same time

your hair's not blonde
who i was thinking of

I got laid recently too, it was awesome.

then again not really

That makes her fairly rated.

My hair doesn't have enough red in it to be ginger.

My beard does though.

peter buck?

Twats.

they are.

Look at him.