oh yeah? when was your last one?

seriously-- dr. spoon won't be scraping your own personal uterus at any point in the future, will he?

I'm currently hating the word "absolutely", almost entirely because I over-use it to a stupid degree. I also hate the contraction of the word "celebrity" to "sleb" - it annoys the fuck out of me. This is of course entirely rich from someone who says the contraction "innit" about 2,000 times a week, but hey, that's hypocrisy!

Yeah, that.

i absolutely just said absolutely.

forgive me, MELLLLLLLLLLLLY!!!!

Any white person who goes around saying "bludclot" in a cod-Jamaican accent deserves to have their genitals throughly nibbled on by an angry panda.

You are most forgiven, girlgun :) Innit.

I really wish I could use "innit" in America. But people don't know what the fuck it means.

whoa... so anal.

did you impregnate someone by accident recently?

sorry about that.

"when I was a likkle youth steppin up in Jamaica, there were all kinds of words that were considered indescent language, but I did not understand this, so I began to study it very, what you might call, scientifically, to know what these words really mean. Words like Bumbaclot and bloodclot and rasclot and all kinda clot, but these turned out to be like secret passwords....

Don't hear them tell me that is indecent language; the whole society in the shitstem say is indecent language; so wha' I must do? Them seh don't hesitate - you're on the countdown from three. Seen? And, in the countdown is like I heard, "three, two." And when "one" gwan seh I seh "Move ya b. . ." When I said,"Move ya" didn't come out at all, 'cause those were English-content language. Seen? And when I seh, "BUMBACLOT!" it just fly out like a bomb! Immediately I got up. Immediately every spell was released. And I got up, and I stand up, and I lean and seh, "Bumbablood-clot, that's why these guys said this thing is indecent language; so that them can release their vampires on you. And if you don't have that spiritual communication and counteraction, you go to heaven with your big toes tied." Seen?

Peter Tosh

Me too.
I wanna use it so badly.
I let it slip around my family and they just give me this look like "was that english you just attempted to speak?"

not recently, no.

have you ever? because if you haven't, you really don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

you mention abortion like it's the easiest thing to do. you haven't paid for one, and you're not even a woman, so your imagination here is crippled. abortions are traumatic no matter what or who or why.

i know you think the store of concepts you hold in your head is the greatest thing ever, and you think you're the cleverest of boys, but until you've had some real life experience your little theories on life are a load of bullshit, and won't save you when you most need them.

just saying. for educational purposes.

ok...

^^ we've seen that before.

anyway, i hope what i told you sinks in.

did i even opinate about abortion?

yeah, you "opinated". opinator!

--

seriously, it's heavy shit. avoid at all costs (if possible, evidently).

no i didnt. not here.

so shut the fuck up.

make me.

ha ha ha.

no.
i'll just wait until you make a bad joke, make some possibly wrong assumptions about it and prove the internet how you're wrong about everything you think.
and then diss on you a little, just for the kick of it.
ah, the fun i'll have.

i hate the word moist

and the word tasty

i hate any word that rhymes with lick, in particular sticklebrick (it rhymes with lick twice.:mad: )

moist= itib
tasty= betam

plop

two words that I love to say because they make people uncomfortable to hear are "penal colony". I've been known to initiate conversations about island prisons with people I don't particularly like just to say those two words and watch them squirm.

do you live in a mental hospital?

No, I've just noticed a lot of people look at me oddly and seem uncomfortable when I say "penal colony".

have you ever considered it might be the fact that you keep saying 'penal colony' makes them look at you funny?

Well, I can hardly discuss Steve McQueen (or Dustin Hoffman) movies without mentioning Papillon.

one time i said the word "jigger" at a party and the entire room went quiet and everyone looked at me weird.

ha ha ha

great-- i look forward to that day!

and you were joking? i say let's blame very bad & unfunny jokes & move on from this mess.

exactly.
i'm starting a thread called joyful words, you might want to toss the word birth in there so that i can get this thing moving.

jigga what? jigga who?

THE worst word in the world to say, regardless of your national tongue, is "Poisson". Its disgusting coming out of yr mouth

I know, fucking tell me about it! These dudes are awful

i quite like saying that actually

i hate the word feces...'shit' is much less offensive to my ears

and urinal

There is a word that I hate the sound of. I cringe when people say it, and I cannot say it (or type it). If you wish to know, it is the title of a classic Portishead album.

Haha, Jigga What, Gigawatt. Good game, good pun.

i agree about poison. i also don't like feces. i really hate the word - poot.

in my own language: oorworm. too many o's (it literally means earworm and it's some kind of bug)

then there are some expressions used in the netherlands i really hate: 'teringlijer' and them saying 'kut' (cunt) all the time. it just sounds so ugly.

there is a town in Ethiopia named "Jijiga"and that tune always come into my head in the background when this town comes up.