13 WORDS.

YR DOIN' IT WRONG.

madonna is so flexible she can suck her own pussy

Rob looking chicks online.

Man penetrates nuclear device, blows up world.

man, did you realize they were plotting to run away together??

because if you want a plot forward, it was their further entanglement and escape fantasies reaching a boiling point.

i don't understand what's lacking. honest.

ok. movie happens. two married people, meet, have an affair, get delusional, plan to run away together, then do not because one of them is an idiot and breaks his legs trying , for some fucking reason, to skateboard with teens instead of meeting this gorgeous woman he was going to leave his wife for, leaving them all exactly where they were when they started the movie.

NOTHING!

there is NOTHING THERE!!!!!!

sweet baby jesus.

10 words or less!!

for fuck's sake!!!!

more or less correct


this is where you're veering off course. you can't have some kind of shootout with 9 dead people in this movie to "signify" change-- the change obviously happens in their brains-- the story, the acting, clearly indicate this. clearly!! he calls for his wife to pick him up. she runs home with her baby. hello?

now, is this a more "quiet", restrained and subtle change than the usual schock & cheeze fest of usual hollywood movies? you bet my man-- but see, they've got you accustomed to artificial sweeteners and now you're claiming that the food has no taste!

Tim Roth and Timothy Spall wander around Warsaw discussing things.

I saw no change by will

I saw reverting back to old roles, of husband, of mom.

the movie held my interest though. and the ugly fuck from the bad news bears was very good.

yeah but they were not IN the old roles-- especially the prom king-- he was a lying unemployed wanker with a peter pan complex!

gravity proved otherwise. as pan can fly.

im sad that the movie (because of movie restrictions having to do with time etc) didn't deal with the slutty kay situation because she goes back to taking care of her kid basically alone.

when things change, they don't necessarily change for the better...

will-- eh!

most people are dragged about by their circumstances. especially flawed characters like these ones.

additionally (now im obsessing ha ha), some enlightening reviews:

http://www.calendarlive.com/printedi...,6968998.story

http://www.tvguide.com/movies/little.../review/283668

http://chicago.metromix.com/movies/r...162336/content

http://movies.nytimes.com/2006/09/29/movies/29chil.html?adxnnl=1&ref=movies&adxnnlx=1159560905 -S3hnALEN4HgjsMlXsoHwCg

I think that movie made you cry

;)

Okay, okay, these people love HARD BOILED and they only saw it on a bootleg and they can't get their own copy of it so they have to remake their own version with, like, pop guns and you know.. like, a really ridiculous trashy version of Hard Boiled.. called Soft Boiled.

And my girlfriend just said that Be Kind Rewind already did something like that so nevermind.

Fatal Frame needs to be a movie. Fucking Spielberg jacked the rights and now he doesn't want it anymore.

ah ha ha ha no-- but i fucking loooooved it! easily one of the best movies that year. fucking brilliant.


also, it gave me good boners!!

but maybe you didnt understand the book :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxO5Y...eature=related

be kind rewind SUCKED as bad as anything can possibly suck and not be a black hole

Be Kind Rewind is one of the only Jack Black movies I've ever enjoyed. If not for the glass-breaking scene alone.

Plot: Three friends get stoned and write down a list of bizarre movie concepts and with each concept introduced there is a dream sequence of how it plays out. After all the mini movies, they wake up the next morning and read the list and are astonished at how stupid it sounds.

It will be written by whoever wrote the Harold and Kumar movies. Maybe in a collaboration with the Friedberg/Seltzer cabal.

That's like every other day at my friend's place. He has a notebook.

Flesh Eating virus affects all of humanity. Hilarity unfolds.

I'm sorry

I'd like to see Crazy People remade without the stupid romantic subplot.
y'know the flick with Dudley Moore about the ad agency that makes commercials that tell the truth about products and then they go to an insane asylum to get more ideas.

here's an example of one of the commercials from the movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93KrnZ0UJQk

no - this commercial was not banned - it was parody.

I think you guys need to learn how to read.

My Will Smith movie idea is the best on here. Someone beat it please :-)

I think "fuck the word limit" is the general consensus.

Also I want to give props to the first X-Files movie, not that it was t hat great or anything but there was a scene when Mulder was drunk in an alley and pissing against a wall. It slowly revealed it was a poster for Independance Day.

Cheers Chris Carter, cheers.

Hahahaha. Amen to that!
Chris Carter is my hero.

You cannot put limits on words :-)

Just look at people on uppers.

But the fun is coming up with a plot in only ten words.
It's not a limit or anything.
Just a creative challenge.

Lifestory of cigarette lighter as it passes from hand to hand.

Damn, that's 11.

Gang of gays beat up the straight senseless for making it a shit world and reducing us to this sorry state. Gays take over the world and get Amy Winehouse to run the radio stations as well as allowing our newly befriended animals to eat anything in the flesh that we desire, which generally means inept straights. We run the planet for a numebr of centuries until zombies decide that we are just as bad as the dead race, therefore they eat our legs and zombify us for another number of centuries, and meanwhile the earth plunges into a dormant state for the duration of the whole situation.

I'm daydreaming, even though it's past midnight.

You've hardly changed the script. I could write it backwords and it would still be very good.

Genius! Zombies eat the world and shit over a gang of gays.

Zombies are asexual, therefore I have a right to shit on you post. Blaaaaahhhhh!!!!

I would buy pork's movie.

Fag.