Then I have to go with chocolate ice cream.

my lips

One of my tooth. I do to the dentist often these times to heal it, and it makes me unconfortable to have a white plaster on it (I lost 3/4 of it, so the dentist "devitalized" it)

The roof of my mouth because I have a sore there from scalding it.

A rat.

...You take that rat thing a little too far sometimes.

Hahahahahahaha, never.

They're my children.

I think if someone said, "The last thing I licked was my child", I would be even more worried.

To each her own. :p

Yeah, that's true.

Children are usually pretty nasty. Rats on the other hand, they're like licking your own dog.

I'm not so sure licking your dog is normal either. If you dog licks YOU on the other hand, that's acceptable. But to return the favor might turn a few heads in a bad way.

I don't really see the difference.

You to the dog, the dog to you.

I think my somewhat disliking my dog doesn't help me accept the idea. You do whatever makes you happy.

since i saw this thread, i've tried to think about the last thing i licked and can't remember, probably one of my fingers.

You don't like your dog?!?!

After 6 years he still runs around wild like a puppy being house broken. He's just too high strung for me but from time to time he can be alright. I used to be a big rodent fan like yourself, hamsters specifically but after my last one died last year I called it quits (she was my 5th one).

Hamsters have nothing on rats for rats are way more intelligent. Hamsters are cute though, I'll give them that ;)

As for your dog, maybe he just needs to be played with more? Take him for a long run everyday or something? That's what the Dog Whisperer does haha.

what does this mean?
im planning on learning german next year but for now i need translation...

^^^Ooh, you saucy thing, you!

They sure do....now I hope he returned the favour as well....;)

You keeping alright today, Kegmama?

I think I've come down with a horrible fever - couldn't eat anything last night, and drenched my bedsheets several times during the night w/high temperature sweat. Me no going into work today - sod it, I'll just guzzle loads of herbal tea and hang around here - the perfect cure! :)

HA!

dont know how to say it in english...
gute besserung (german)
good cure (word for word translation)

My toes because I stepped in melted cheese. Then my foot was oily. Yuck.

There's got to be a better way to clean cheese off your feet...

Yeah but, you know, I was hungry.

Danke sehr, al shabbry. Es ist kein Spass, um ein Fieber zu haben. Es gibt aber noch Vorteile - keine Arbeit fuer mich heute!

my cat's face.

well. he licked me first.