Sonic Youth Gossip

Sonic Youth Gossip (http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/index.php)
-   Non-Sonics (http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/forumdisplay.php?f=5)
-   -   Bigfoot shot and killed in Georgia USA (http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=24409)

Rob Instigator 08.15.2008 09:14 AM

I just think it is HILARIOUS, and hopefully it is some sort of monkey, but if not, then what the hey? wait and see I say

we should reserve judgement until someone checks it out, which is supposed to happen today.

real dead animals look fake

it is the fake ones that look all "real"

either way, this is the best news story in years.

MellySingsDoom 08.15.2008 09:17 AM

^^^I agree, up there with the "Fighter Plane Found On Moon" "exclusvie" in the UK paper Sunday Sport many years ago.

al shabbray 08.15.2008 09:23 AM

new pic freaks me out. really strange that monkey like pile of meat

Rob Instigator 08.15.2008 09:25 AM

what if bigfoot is actually an alien, like chewbacca and his family had come to eartyh to hang out and vacation in the applachian mountains?

what a shame.....

the real question is, does Bigfoot/sasquatch have a fully skin-encased penis, a la humans, or does he have a pink mucus membrane penis that exits a hairy sheath a la dogs and Chimps?

MellySingsDoom 08.15.2008 09:31 AM

Rob - good points, but the REAL question is:

"Would Bigfoot have the hots for Kim Kardashian...or is he GAY?"

al shabbray 08.15.2008 09:55 AM

why do aliens always land in the US?

Rob Instigator 08.15.2008 09:56 AM

cuz they enjoy our television programs

Rob Instigator 08.15.2008 09:57 AM

if bigfoot is gay that means there is no God. this will be a boon for the anti-theist community

shentov 08.15.2008 10:10 AM

Bigfoot Is Teh Shit!
Dont Fuk Wiv Bigfot Budddy

MellySingsDoom 08.15.2008 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
if bigfoot is gay that means there is no God. this will be a boon for the anti-theist community


Hey, that means me!
*Orders "Bigfoot is Out, Gay and Proud" T-Shirt*

Rob Instigator 08.15.2008 10:20 AM

great T-shirt!

MellySingsDoom 08.15.2008 10:30 AM

^^^ :D

*Bigfoot seen at Bioped Pride Rally*

Rob Instigator 08.15.2008 10:32 AM

arrgghh!!!

HaydenAsche 08.15.2008 10:35 AM

These men are potentially in some legal danger. I don't think it's bigfoot season.

pokkeherrie 08.15.2008 06:30 PM

ah yes, it's the time of the year again for crop circles and monster sightings.

Cantankerous 08.15.2008 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
tomorrow is the press conference

there are no 500lbs monkeys, so if what they have is real, LOOK OUT!

have you ever seen a gorilla? apparently not. i've got no idea how much they weigh but i don't think 500lbs would be out of the question for a gorilla.

this is all a ploy if you ask me.

also. i read a story where a man claimed to have been raped by bigfoot or something to that effect.

Crumb's Crunchy Delights 08.15.2008 06:47 PM

i bet you've got big feet

Cantankerous 08.15.2008 06:48 PM

i sure do.

Crumb's Crunchy Delights 08.15.2008 06:49 PM

i knew it.

there's an old okie saying: big feet = dumbass bitch

Cantankerous 08.15.2008 06:53 PM

that may very well be. i'm not the one to make the judgement about that.

o'connor 08.15.2008 08:08 PM

so apparently they decided it was a fake. they said it was a suit, but that was it. hmmmmmmmm

ALIEN ANAL 08.15.2008 08:18 PM

a good website or this sorta shit is
www.abovetopsecret.com

everyone pretty much worked it out as a fake a few days ago

Rob Instigator 08.15.2008 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
have you ever seen a gorilla? apparently not. i've got no idea how much they weigh but i don't think 500lbs would be out of the question for a gorilla.

this is all a ploy if you ask me.

also. i read a story where a man claimed to have been raped by bigfoot or something to that effect.


gorillas are apes man!

of course this is probably all bullsht! It almost always is!

Rob Instigator 08.15.2008 09:25 PM

"worked it out as a fake" does not mean nothing until we prove it's fake or prove it is an ape or wwhatever

ALIEN ANAL 08.15.2008 09:40 PM

eh its bullshit
this stuff just doesnt happen in our world
sure we have been told plenty of stories
but it just doest happen

EMMAh 08.15.2008 10:07 PM

Eh, I knew it would be fake. Why would people even bother.

Alex's Trip 08.15.2008 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
"worked it out as a fake" does not mean nothing until we prove it's fake or prove it is an ape or wwhatever

It certainly does not mean nothing, indeed.

"Innocent" is to "until proven guilty" as "Fake" is to "until proven real."

ZEROpumpkins 08.15.2008 10:35 PM

It's entirely possible it's real, you closed minded bastards.

I'm not saying it's certain, but some of you guys are all like "HOAX NOT TRU THNX"

MellySingsDoom 08.15.2008 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
also. i read a story where a man claimed to have been raped by bigfoot or something to that effect.


I bet that was Porky - man, the times he's told me that shaggy dog story on a Friday night :rolleyes::D


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 08:44 PM.

Powered by vBulletin Version 3.5.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
All content ©2006 Sonic Youth