ahahahahahhaah

What did the girl with AIDS, pneumonia, no limbs and leprosy get for christmas?

Cancer

you are insane :D

What's warm, crispy, and goes scratch scratch?
A baby in a microwave.

Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?


So she can moan with the other

How did Helen Kellar's parents punish her?
Re-arrange the furniture and leave the plunger in the toilet

Why did her dog run away?
You would too if your name was MMMMMFFFFFFFFFMMMMMMMM

How did the teachers punish her?
Made her read the stucco wall.

Why couldn't she drive?
Because she was a woman.

HAAHAHHAHA!

what sound does a baby make in the microwave?

i dont know, i was too busy masturbating.

why couldnt stevie wonder read?

because hes black.

why did the woman cross the road?
who cares, why the hell is she out of the kitchen?

whats the best part about sex with eighty-one year
olds?
theres eighty of them

If a black man, a mexican and a chinese man all jump
off a cliff at the same time who wins?
Society

what's the difference between a jew and a canoe?
a canoe will eventually tip

how do you get a baby in a tupperwear container?
use the blender.

how do you get it out again?
tostitos.

An irish guy walks out of a bar.

anything else?

How'd you know that would get me. lol.

lucky guess

Hahahaha. Awesome mate.

Great guess.

at least im good at something.

According to Sarah Palin's daughter your good at a lot of things! :eek:

true, but we all know women's opinions dont really count.

today a psychopath entered a daycare, killed two babies (eight and nine months old) and one woman who worked there. he injured eleven other children, up to three years old, and all the other adults who were present.

i'm not making any baby jokes today.

thats too bad. Im sure theres a great joke in that story, just waiting to be told.

the entire world is fucked up. we can either mourn and go into a spiraling depression about it, or recognize the fact that shit is irreversibly fucked up, and laugh about it until doomsday.

well i think it's just kind of rude to make jokes about something like this, definitely on the day it happened. plus, belgium is a really small country, when something happens it's usually not more than an hour away. a few years ago a kid in my city went mad, bought a gun and decided to go kill foreigners: he seriously injured a turkish woman and killed a black girl and the two-year old she was babysiting on.

it really saddens me that such things seem to happen more and more often.

edit

yoda says we shouldnt mourn or miss the dead, but rather celebrate it.

And look at an Irish wake. Someone dies, and everyone gets shit faced.