Yes I was stressed about it, but now it is over and I'm swearing off existentialism and French, on to Nihilism and German.

Haha, that's my favorite part.

Why no one else posted the BIG LAFFS from this, I do not understand.

oh there were laffs. unfortunately i can't rep the bot anymore or i'll grow a robotic claw myself. also a public show of affection at this point would really make girl gun something, and plus i suspect he's key logging me. so he already laughed at this. haha see he's laughing right now.

i would never force any pirates or keyloggers on you IRL floslo. just remember that

I've got issues, but I've matured (or regressed) past the point of sharing them

now just change your sig and you'll have reached existentialism's core

What, you don't like my sig?

what is it? benjamin button eating a dead rat?
I fucking hate it. nothing personal, but I hate it.

Turn them off. It's really the only way to live.

bahahahahahahahahahaha:p

If I turn them off then I cannot whore out -FUPPETS-

FUPPETS rules

You can still whore. You just won't have to look at everybody else's dumb signatures.

yeah, signatures are for idiots

It was an image from the Kids in the Hall sketch "Sausages"

I guess it lived it's life. Time for a new sig.

oh.

0o
^^^ the ghoost of pbbradelly

I had my narcissism removed with a gamma-knife.
now if only I could get rid of this sore throat...

I didn't want anyone to take that more than a joke. So, as my armless friend of old would say, beleted.

EDIT: I would give my arm to have that arm!

don't be such a pussy.

:)

If I were a pussy, I would be the best and most beautiful pussy ever.

I'm sure you would smell like a flower too!

and by flower, I mean, Amorphophallus titanum.

I'm going to take this reply as you saying that vaginas are giant misshapen penises.

I'm calling the feministas.

have you seen Chyna Doll?

don't make me go there.

ewwwwwwwwww

^^^ oh, you should pan down.

too far to send HIS wife a message saying HE is really rude and she is invited to come out but he is not, cos there's something wrong with him?

wtf what a weirdo.

give him a computer virus.

unfortunately for me, I'm too nice.

I'd just rather not talk to him if it's going to be like that.

good thing I didn't buy tickets to the TV on the Radio show. I'd feel compelled by programming to be civil. curse these restraining bolts.

I'm 23 and have never had a job nor do I have any skills or qualifications for any job; been sitting around doing nothing since May 2004 and been on the dole since January 2007, getting kicked around various departments and agencies and social workers and doctors of CentreLink.
Do I qualify for 'issues'?

Your job is to collect King Crimson bootlegs m'good man.

that doesn't make my life less shitty

sucks lamont. Though, I've ment some pretty challenged people who still manage to work. Are you sure you just don't want a job in the first place?

I've had issues all my life and I'm all the more happy for that. Baggage would make you sexy like me. If you were as sexy as me, of course.

I'd say you qualify for typically work shy australian.

Yeah, I'm 23 fresh out of college and unemployed with little job experience, too.

And I live here:

http://ocbiz.freedomblogging.com/200...tions-biggest/

Too many to list.

One of the strangest ones tho....

I seem to form impossible crushes on girls on the internet whom I'll probably never meet because I waste so much time on here after me and my ex broke up last year.

Now I've got all kinds of girls that are interested in me in my city...and I am ignoring them for this fantasy I've created.

I've got like 4 on the internet and 6 in real life....

Im like the biggest player who's not getting any/the whackest version of the bruce wayne/double life.

fuck.

^ lock up the sonic gals, DDD is breathin' hard

you're such a