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i think that floating slowly has a box full of wires that he tinkers with every night.
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I firmly believe that all of the female board members masturbate to pictures of me. But with a venomous hatred in their hearts, because they don't want to do it but just can't help themselves.
The dudes do it with a more cheery outlook. |
I secretly think girlgun loves to eat meat. Lots and lots of meat. And not like chicken or steak, but chitlins and liver and haggis.
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I think NaiveMelody wears a Wal-Mart smiley face sticker around the house.
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Not the Wal-Mart version. The OG Flower Power version. Wal-Mart wishes they could be as cool as my shit. |
greedrex washes himself using a shammy cloth.
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True dat. |
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bruce willis dies????? fuck!!!! I have yet to catch the last 30 minutes of that long ass movie!!! |
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I know what kind of meat she likes, and I've opened up shop. ;) the robot will kill me |
robinstigator sends computer malware to those who divulge epic movie spoilers
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Then you should thank me for saving you 30 minutes. |
thank you
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And then feed her your chopped up meat with a nice chianti. |
the robot claims to not be from oklahoma.
I don;t buy it. |
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my mother calls her my soulmate. it is one of my favourite films, hehe. Quote:
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haha that would be so cool! |
oh and i bet slavo likes to dance to abba.
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it's a fun thing to imagine, that's for sure.
you can't fight my imagination! *hums dancing queen* |
"young and free, only seventeen!!!"
ok, I'm off to bed. g'night and say bye to the fox too. |
sleep well from greta and me. and maybe amelie.
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Savage has a plethora of capes in different shades of black (at least one leather & one velvet) in his closet, neatly hung above his boots and helmet.
!@#$%! posts naked. Panto most definitely flexes in the mirror chanting his 'im a chocolate god' hymn. He remains a knowledgeable connoisseur of fashion, particularly women’s apparel. Atsonic has graduated from the thumb up his anus while doing his girl and now implements beads. Ploesj was a fairy or cute woodland creature in another life. Instigator & Jenn are totally talented writers/artists and continue to work on their blogs, but not plug them enough here. Flobot & GG are cloned mid-west versions of me and Kegpapa; Secretly living life here as mortals until we succeed in our plot to take over the world. |
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i feel sorry for them. |
summer is actually 10 years old.
(has that been said? surprised if it didn't) |
SuchFriends sacrifices virgins.
AtSonic and his girlfriend role-play scenes from El Topo in bed. NoiseReductions wears baggy pants. Rob snores to the tune of Sir-Mix-A-Lot's "I Like Big Butts" each night. Westernquinxrox was Merzbow. floatingslowly can turn wine into water, but not the other way around. This slowly dissolved into a trick he performed at parties, until he received numerous beatings from party hosts, after transforming various bottles of fine wines into useless jugs of water. He now does nothing of the sort. |
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I watched the muppets alot?!
preposterous! |
DeadDiscoDildo is secretly in love with George W. Bush.
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I bet floatingslowly is not from the midwest or oklahoma.
I bet jon boy blushes at the thought of being a kegmama clone; blushes, as he touches his butthole ever so lightly. I bet floatingslowly is from either california or texas. I bet jon boy lives between two bowling alleys. I bet Dr. Eugene Felikson is currently AWOL from the Michigan Militia, pending the return of one (1) nuclear-biologic-chemical mask. |
I think Dr. Eugene Felikson is really Divine. Or likes to eat poop off of sidewalks.
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^^^ yr a complete mystery to me. I don't even feel comfortable guessing. I might get something wrong.
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I like being mysterious. Mostly because if you ever meet me in person, you can usually read me like a book. I am a horrible liar.
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I find it odd that I cannot read you until I meet you in person. it somehow feels counterintuitive to the forum.
however, I thank you for allowing me to formulate an on-topic response. I bet NaiveMelody has 97 chapters. NOTE: before you think me rude in saying this, I took great pains coming up with a predictive number that was non-offensive. 1-17: makes it seem as if I think yr stupid. 18-30: makes it seem as if I'm guessing yr age. 31-45: makes it seem as if I'm saying yr old. 458: makes it seem as if I'm saying each one of yr posts is a chapter long. clearly, that only leaves 97. |
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I'm sure you could formulate generalities about me through the forum. But this isn't real life. A person is more than what they may type into cyberspace. You learn a lot more about them when you can sit down, look them in they eye, listen to their tambor and hot they act. And I like the scientific formula to the number of chapters I may or may not have. |
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You can clearly pick out that I need to proofread my posts before I hit "Submit Reply". I think I'm leaving that typo as-is. It reads well. |
i bet naivemelody is a bot from a cult Yoda message board
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Pegged me you have. ;) |
davenotdead secretly mimics madonna's moves.
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