this is true. truer because my family is fucking nuts.

I got buffalo chicken pizza at a small joint in Glenmoore pennsylvania. fucking AMAZING

my secret desires are too crude and lewd

I don't know about you guys but I'm really curious about Dead-Air's secret.
Having that said I don't have any secret board desires.

^^^ I'll give you a hint. off-hours from the board, he goes by the name "Dick Wang".

srsly.

feel free take it from here.

because i totally do

she's satan. she knows all.


not in a f-d up psycho way, but i think i have my first online 'crush' w/someone on this board. :rolleyes:

IDC if it's floaty, but leave savage alone.

hey-oh! floslobot is taken and his girls gotta gun and she is hot. if anything, i think a 3-somes in order, and then after his lady and i will still eat his brains mantis style. ;) savage is pretty.

<3


ahhh, the sweet sweet joy of being ugly.



he's all yr's, boys. take 'em away!

I can't believe that I get publicly humilated by twinks this way.

GG is super hot, I wish she were my mother.

no more botox please!

wtf? how old are u? why would u want her to be ur mother and not ur fruit fly?




(fruit fly definition for u ignorant straight humanoids-a gay man's female best friend. previously referred to as fag hag)

I want to form a band with terriblecanyons called Danzig.

these dudes?

I bet if we both tried really hard we could perfectly replicate Mother.

i desire for half the board to shut the fuck up.

and now you made me crave buffalo wings...i haven't had good buffalo wings for the longest time.

I desire for 1/1000th of the board to wake up and smell the coffee.

I just sit here at the computer, read SYG, and wank.

EDIT: Wait, that's not a desire. Erm. I want to shag you all. It's a big desire of mine.

yr so macho when yr angry.

stop fucking disappearing already.

just think of all the yelling get to do here!

For Satan

I wish I wasn't more or less the board baby.

is that Brian Jones?

I hez major crush on someone on here.

True, but I'm also even better at keeping promises, and we're clearly over 10 now...

I secretly desire that Phoenix will admit she likes one of my pictures and begin acting nice to me. I know, that's pathetic, but I have an "accommodating" personality type, and no amount of therapy seems to help.

thank you dearest

i wuv you brian

ok, what the fuck? what's wrong with your pictures?

just post her a picture of some RAW MEAT. she'll love you for it. pro-mizz...



she'll be so happy maybe she'll post you some pictures in return:



that's my secret desire! (not so secret anymore) fo' sho'!

i haven't had the urge to get my yell on lately.

my transparent suit is fluctuating in its functionality.

why you do dis to me, Dimi?

you can turn off the scramble suit.

there are no cameras here.

I promise.



back on topic:

I secretly desire for someone on the board to explain why the hell there was a bigass peacock in my back yard. have you ever seen a fucking peacock? they're like a baby t-rex in technicolor.

You are rushing to step 2. I can only accommodate one desire at a time. :o

That would be quite surreal anywhere, but in Oklahoma, I can't begin to fathom the surreality. Especially if it had a big ass, because that would undoubtedly make the plumes gigantasmic!

phoenix in a meat bra? let's join forces & concentrate-- we can make it happen!

good ness. i had a peacock in my backyard once too. many years ago. i think my testicles dropped the next day, so its probably an omen of good fortune.

Now, now. I'm trying to get her to like me. Isn't she a vegan? Shouldn't it be a falafel bra?

wassamarah? you wanted to jab it in the eye, only you didn't know which one was the real one?

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i secretly desire everyone would post picts of them in meat bras. meat bras for everyone!

feeling emboldened after the pitbull incident, I chased it into a corner.

fucking thing was so stupid it had no idea where to go.

those drumsticks had me droolin', but once I saw it's fucking claws, I backed off.

eventually it took a short flight over the fence.

I am caretaker to several bird families. I hope it comes back.

I secretly desire to eat it.

moar hawt!

fuck that shit! what is it that cassavetes saID about the pleasures of defilement? i can't recall.

MEAT BRAS FTW

I'd prefer that it matches the curtains.

wtf is that