Something I'd rather not mention.

I've made two people drink piss without them knowing, rubbed someone's toothbrush on dog balls, got pepper in a girls eyes.

Some very not nice things that I have learned my lesson from.

i shot my next door neighbour in the face when i was a kid. does that count?

With a bb gun?

this reminds me of the runaways and their piss popsicle.

tell the story pleaseeeee
the ramones tricked johnny rotten into drinking piss
my dad tricked someone into drinking his piss

I've never heard about that.

A piss popsicle would be pretty dank though.

Reminds me of when I was a kid. In the winter my dad would put my dog out to make poopsicles.

I watched a guy drink piss that was in a 40oz. of beer. It was hilarious stuff someone's revenge for something.

Yeah, I saw a really stupid girl drink piss that she thought was beer.

She later claimed to have liked it.

saw a guy throw up with a crash helmet once.

i heard joan froze some pee and gave it to some douchebag from a band they opened for. i dunno?

I feel compeled to ponder upon what I have just witnessed, however, it would appear my mental falcuties cannot handle the strain of such process and have collapsed upon themselSCISSORS!!! GOD OF PUTREFCRITICNATION! LIVING IDIONCRACY!!! SOMEONE GET ME SOM GATOBLEEEEEJDJDDSFLVMFDLJBFSDH BSGFBJSFGBLMSBMSDFGOOOLDSAUCEW ITHBADGERSINFRONTOFMUSHRRRRRRM BSLFMBSGFINALDESTIBRYUTALENTIN ITOVAADUYHEKFJFKMBBLAAGH!!!!

i once almost strangled my little brother. i was eight, he was six and he knew EXACTLY how to get me furious.

we get along really well now, in fact, we're leaving for london together today.

One time in 7th grade we were doing this group project and this one kid and I had to work with eachother but hated eachother. I'd always tease him, but I guess back then I let bullies turn me into a bully. Happens sometimes.

Anyways, I dont remember how it started, but he stabbed me in the knee with a pencil and then did it again. (I still have the led in my legs haha, you can see the dots). I tried to let it slide, dared him to do it again and see what happens.

He did it again.

I just got up and walked away, so he thought, but I actually went up to sharpen MY pencil and as I walked back to my seat walked behind him and politely shanked him in the back and broke the pencil off.

I was in the principals office for hours while he was in the nurses office and then they finally brought me in and it turns out he didnt even tell them about him stabbing me three times. That changed things from me getting expelled to us both just getting a few saturday schools.

Don't really feel awful about it, bitch had it coming.

I'm not a violent person though.

When I was 11 there was this kid I really hated, and everyone else hated him too. He was nasty and a really bad liar (and he's even worse 5 or so years on). I had the bright idea of getting back at him for all the things he's done and so I made a website dedicated to hating him and called it the "YADAYADA HATE CLUB" and I had everyone in my class ask to join this 'hate club'. I thought I was pretty cool until the school was notified about it and so was my parents. I was never grounded, just got banned from the internet and television for a few months. My parents apparently thought that all the movies and music I was into at that time was making me do it... yeah cause obviously that made me want to get back at some twerp... The school never did anything except threaten me with expulsion but the head of school was casual friends with my parents and so it didn't happen. I still regret doing something so silly to another human being though, even if it was about a lying nasty asshole.

Uhmm... I can't think of anything else... other than taking pictures of dead animals (swans, goats) and feeling upset after at my stupidity.

i stole my sister's boyfriend, it was all whirlwind, heat and flash, within a week we killed my parents and hit the road.

whirlwind heat!

one night when i was walking home i found a kitten and i was drunk and so i took the kitten home and put it in the fridge for ever

you fucking bastard you. how despicable.

what the fuck? :mad:

I've never done anything violent that they haven't asked for.

HEE. :)

Hm but for serious!

i didnt really do that crime i said i did

When i was about 7-8 i would get really mad at my sister if we were having a fight so one time i found the black tubing that holds fly screen in and whipped her .

I still cringe and feel sick in my stomach just thinking about it.

These days i dont kill or harm anything, my stomach sinks when i step on a snail.

One night me and a friend of mine came from a party and we were so hammered we broke in to our school, smashed soooo many windows, broke the main door and than later on we keyed some cars parked at the school and I even smashed a carwindow with my elbow. My friend was stupid enough to go back there later that evening and fell asleep on a bench there. The cops didn't arrest him cause they thought noone could possibly be stupid enough to go back to the crimescene after they tore it up.
Anyway, I felt really bad about it the day after. They got surveillance camera's hanging all over now. I felt so lucky we didn't get caught.

I'm definately not proud of it and I can honestly say that was the single most dumbest thing I've ever done in my life.

Hmmm should have posted that in the "dumbest thing you've done when drunk" thread.

Do rapes count?

Sorry, kids.

I'm saving all the terrible things I've done for the novel I'm writing right now.

Hmmm, this is relevant to my interests. Do continue.

Hahahaha amazing, good tactic for any wannabe criminal haha.

The statute of limitations on this has got to be up so why not:

Years ago, when I was in the military, there was a guy in my platoon who's 5 year old daughter got raped by another soldier. Even though it was reported and the rapist eventually got some serious jail time, the father of the girl, like any father would have, wanted to fuck the piece of crap up badly but couldn't for obvious reasons. So he offered me $500 to do it. I did it for free. Gave him a fractured cheekbone and 3 broken ribs along with a bunch of other bruises. Not that anyone tried to hard to solve it, but I was never caught. And no ... I don't feel the slightest bit of regret for doing it and would do it again.

YOU SCUM! YOU SICKEN ME THAT'S JUST OUTRAGEOUS!!!

Just kidding, I would have done the same.

Ha! You got me! :D

I actually got that reaction for real once at work. Someone was sharing a news story about a kid getting molested and everyone was talking trash about what should be done to the guy. So I share my little story and everyone gets real quiet like ... except this one girl who calls me a barbarian. Whatever ... I just added that to my list of "things not to bring up in front of morons at work".

i seem to find these stories funny

This is not something i took part in but i did witness it.

One night when walking home from a party with a group of friends
this guy came across this dead possum and he picked it up by the tail and started swinging it around and smashing it into the ground

he was using it like a puppet and doing a silly voice

i was laughing for a while but eventually it just became weird and i hid in a car.

i got a skull on my jacket

My friends and I paid a hot homeless girl in NYC to let us beat her up

well, you and your friends are a piece of shit. whatever you mean by "beat up".

We went Chris Brown on her ass

you officially have no taste or dignity.
congratulations.

One time when I was little, me and my sister and cousins were playing tag in their basement. I was like 5 and I was it, and my sister (who was like 7) was teasing me. So I ran up to her and pushed her into their wall where their big screen tv was going to go. She was screaming and crying and the bottom of her back was purple for a giant bruise.

I feel bad about it now, and we get along now too