Not that I consider myself special but maybe it is because I consider attraction a thing that overcomes a list of qualities, many of which being so depend upon context as to be close to meaningless? A lot of you seem to want people just like how you see yourself, which is funny when mentioning egoism as a turn off. A lot of the time, a person's strength is also their weakness and vice versa given the situation. The ideally perfect soul mate is a lie because they, too, are human.

Turn Ons:

Driving license.
Finds nothing wrong with statements like, "Can't we just stay in and watch The Gorgon again?"
Unquestioning loyalty.


Turn Offs:

Finding Kramer funnier than George.
Constantly telling people how "crazy" they are.
A love of the outdoors.

ON:
-Being smart is probably the biggest turn on for me.
-You better like my piercings/blue fullet or you're out. Bonus if you have your own piercings/multicolored fullet/tattoos.
-INCREDIBLE TASTE IN MUSIC and can play instruments WELL (there's nothing worse than some retard kid acting like he can play guitar well and then fucking SUCKS)
-Retarded/weird/awesome sense of humor
-Please have a sense of style. Wife beaters/ugly shoes/ugly hair/clothes that don't fit right are not acceptable

OFF:
-Someone who pretends to know what they're talking about just to get tha chix
-Conservative/intolerant of misbehavior (we've gotta fuck shit up for this to work)
-Likes any of the following: Nickelback (and their clones), U2, Bono, Coldgay, or listens to only one genre
-Boring as fuck/is a complete pussy
-UGLY SHOES UGLY SHOES UGLY SHOES

Bonus: FUCKING HATES FAMILY GUY

BONUS!

did you know Family Guy this year became the first cartoon/animated series to be nominated for a "best comedy" emmy since the Flintstones back in the last 50's?

what the fuck!

FAMILY GUY FUCKING SUCKS

It's not even funny. It does NOT deserve an emmy.
And that Cleveland bullshit looks just as fucking dumb.

^
Family Guy was only funny when I was a stoned 15 year old. It quickly lost it's novelty. Now I just find it offensive to both my humanity and my taste buds.

there are specific things that i find really really sexy though, you know what i mean? and the opposite qualities i find to be really, really off-putting. i think this goes for most people but just because there are specific qualities that i find attractive doesn't mean i like one type of person. i find a very wide array of different folks to be attractive.


i find a man in a sharp suit (suit does not translate to boring or conservative) to be incredibly sexy.

agreed completely.

Ditto. The guy I've been with for the last 12 years has a little bit of nose hair, but I love him dearly. He has so many great qualities that comepletely offset the nose hair. So I know what you mean. The qualities you list can sometimes contradict themselves.

Ons:
Pink Hair
hands (of a certain variety)
certain smells
an interest in weird stuff
good sense of humour
a girl who makes me feel slightly dumb (because she is so intelligent)


Offs:
all different/uneven length fingernails
lamestream interests
bad taste in shoes
retro 50s style hipster chicks
money motivated
sexually conservative
any kind of conservative (this is probably the biggest boner kill for me)
girls who just want to get married, buy a house & have kids.

didn't he used to post here?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAHAH
OMG YES!!! T & B, you are absolutely, everlastingly, FUCKING BRILLIANT!

Where is Rob's pee bag when I need it???

what was his name here?

ons:
pretty face
brains. no, really. totally straight up smart. you better know something i don't already know.
evil sense of humor
hair that says "i don't care" (but clean)
bleeping and flashing lights

offs:

cleft chin (sorry?)
looking too put together.. trendy clothes, hipster clothes, just really all out paying too much attention to their "look"
hair that has been "fixed" or "styled"
more thin than not. not a fan of skinny boys.
bad hygiene

For LADIES: TURN ONS:
1. Being hilarious. Having a good sense of humor is one thing, but actually being funny is a huge plus. Sadly, I've met very few women that are just outright hilarious.
2. Being bad-ass. Being able to stand up for yourself, having no qualms with telling someone to fuck off and getting in someone's face when they deserve it. Also, being able to be sweet in the right moments while maintaining this bad-assness.
3. Being into sex. All kinds. Dirty, fucking sex. Hard fucking. Being dominated and dominating. Gentle sex and also fist-fighting sex. Being excited to try anything. Wanting to get fucked in the ass and then swallow my cum. Wanting to choke on my cock and wanting to smother my face in your pussy. Wanting to get pissed on, wanting to piss on me, just for the sake of doing it even if it's not something either of us get off on. Being game for anything and reveling in it. Wanting to watch a movie with me afterwards with an anal creampie still inside of you.
4. Not dressing too girly. Not specifically dressing like a tomboy, but I'm over this sundress shit. A chick in a sleeveless Black Flag shirt and torn up jeans will give me a rock hard boner.
5. Self-suffience. I don't want a girl that needs me. I want one that wants me. If you have your own life in order (or are at least working on it), can solve your own problems, and can make yourself feel better without the help of others... that's fucking hot. Then I will gladly be there for you, as it will feel like an equal relationship versus a parasitic one.

TURN OFFS:
1. A lack of self-confidence / self esteem. Woman, if you don't value yourself then I sure as fuck won't.
2. Over-inflated sense of self worth. Thinking you deserve the best, you are the best, and that you call all the shots, especially when you don't have much to back it up with except for a vagina and tits. If you're this kind of lady, at best you'll get a hate-fuck from me. And I will be putting it in your ass.
3. Feminazism. There's a difference between being open-minded, forward-thinking, and interested in mutual rights and thinking you're the better sex, totally superior and a constant victim just because you've got tits. I especially get turned off by this if it's at the sacrifice of a sense of humor. Getting easily offended is a disgusting trait.
4. Shyness. Whether it's due to low self-esteem or any other reason, it's just fucking BORING.
5. Little emotional self control. When your emotions regularly trump your logic... fuck you and get out of my life. I've had enough crazy women for a lifetime. This one is super important to me.

Yeah. His username was "Pincho" because his last neme is Slavic and sounds similiar to that.
I'm gonna show him this thread. Right now he is busy watching a Spanish soap opera called "Without Breasts There is No Paradise". haha

on:
honest
from balkans
shy/humble


off:
too fussy about clothing
racist
interests too similar to my own or is just generally similar to me
trying to change the subject when an important point remains unresolved
doesn't dance
short hair

Sometimes Spaniards are quite apt.

Why don't finance and physical looks count?

I guess...because being rich and being beautiful in the literal sense can be a tedious given. Yeah, these attribites could be legit, but what if every single poster named THOSE. How boring would that be.

Oh ok. You're talking specifics. I can do that...

Turn ons (in no particular order):

1. A lengthy body
2. Dark hair (usually long, too, I think)
3. Confidence (cliche, I know, but it does help. I find people tend to be less phony when they don't have anything to prove.)
4. Intelligence/maturity
5. uhhhh LawrenceoftheLabia..?

Offs (in a more particular order):

1. Bad smells (like breath, armpits, etc., ya know)
2. Macho-man attitudes
3. Cowardly behaviour
4. Laziness
5. Avoidable fatty pockets

Here are some things that have tied all the people I've been attracted to together:

Ons:
-Intelligent as fuck
-Cynical/analytic
-A writer of some sort (usually poetry or music with the occasional short story)
-Sense of humor
-Introverted but not necessarily shy/quiet/agoraphobic
-Understands me
-Has a little "asshole" in them
-Sexually open
BONUS: "Weird" fetishes/sexual quirks
BONUS 2: LOVES CATS

Offs
-Stupid
-Typical
-Closed-minded
-Disrespectful
-Super serious


That's a pretty basic outline (which is what this thread calls for, I s'pose) of what I dig.

day-am

It is telling that the serious replies are predominantly women.

I replied seriously that way all of the foxy ladies on here would know where I'm at and maybe hit me up for some lovin.'

sames. maybe women know what they really want earlier than men?

Women are fascists and have poison for blood. Men just want someone who makes the world hurt a little less.

on:
awesome sense of humor. if yr not funny, i'll probably hate you.
moderate scruff.
"artsy" guys. 'specially musicians.
nice guys. not pussy nice, but ... respectful, caring. not assholes.
good taste.

off off off:
moronic macho cavemen.
douchebros/fratboys/yr generic jock.
cockiness. arrogance. confidence, however, is sexy as fuck.
being clingy or possessive.
not even the vaguest sense of style.
being boring.

i dunno, i know what i like/dislike when i see it. but it's hard to rattle it all off like that.

on
1. Good hygiene
2. Great smile/laugh
3. Enjoys interesting/heart-to-heart conversations
4. Open minded
5. Likes to party (drink/blow)

off
1. Hair above the lip/legs/armpits
2. Acne
3. Smokes too much pot/likes to "chill" instead of partying
4. Being rude
5. Shallow

Looking over the replies, people seem to want people with good taste but not with bad taste, confidence but not a lack of confidence, open-mindedness but not close-mindedness, a sense of humor and creativity but not "being boring," self-sufficiency but not clingy, good in bed but not bad in bed, etc, etc, etc.

Personally, I'm turned on by good stuff and turned off by the lack of good stuff, which is bad.

I couldn't list something like this, I'm so fussy that it varies widely whenever I find someone attractive.. there are always different reasons. There is no phoenix love box to fit in to. There are so many things that turn me the fuck on with one person but off if someone else were doing it, you know?
The list of things I find unattractive would be long but boring.. I am a social misfit so whatever.

angry people
stupid people
people with egos
people who do not stop talking
loud people (sometimes).. really just inapropriately loud people. I have these quiet times.. and I need them. or I spaz out or get all :rolleyes: and cunty
people that feel the need to try and make you do things/see things their way rather than being able to accept differences
etc