But everything described is so vague and general. If you sift through it you of course can find something you think relates to you. Or at least see what you want in it. I'm not sure what Barnum theory is, and I'm too lazy to Google it.

More importantly, how would you explain the configuration of planets and what not at your precise time of birth being a determining factor in your lifelong personality?

i'm not having this argument, it's like arguing about religion. no one can ever win because no one can prove anything.

Maybe women are just so at a loss with dealing with their wild emotions that they'll buy into any system that offers some kind of order to that which is their womanly heart.

Eat a bag of dicks then, and we'll be square.

A whole bag? And isn't dick akin to ice cream for you ladies? Kind of a comfort thing? If I deprived you all of that many dicks you'd just have to fall harder on astrology. It's a vicious cycle.

How about we all share a bag of dicks together and bond over them?

if this is true then the incredible amount of dick i get would obviously explain my unfettered interest in things of the astrological persuasion.

You only get one dick. It's about quantity. And the same dick in repetition doesn't count as quantity.

I was just going to trick you guys anyway by cutting a hole in a bag and putting it on my lap.

this is false

If it's false then why can't we fight?

you've built it up too much to the point of thoroughly annoying me and i don't feel like it

Fights are supposed to be built up to. Haven't you ever seen 'Rocky'? Damn.

what would i gain from it? nothing. not worth my time. pass the bong.

Did you seriously just ask what you'd gain from seeing 'Rocky'?

no i mean from this brawl that isn't going down. i know what i would gain from seeing rocky.

Eh, honestly even if you consented I don't know what I'd do with it. It's not like it'd be a contest (I'd win), and I also don't really want to meet any of you in real life.

i can say with the utmost certainty that you wouldn't ...i have the ultimate secret weapon and it doesn't involve any kind of weapons at all.

Well, I guess we'll never know. Or rather, I know, but I guess you never will.

i do know but i'm not going to go out of my way to shake your hand and then kick you in the balls and watch you cry on the pavement while i kick you in the face.
please fuck off now. i'm done with this.

Someone needs her astrology and ice cream/dick break.

i'm perfectly calm. jolly in fact. i'm eatin' a sandwich.

I bet it's a stupid sandwich though.

is stupid a synonym of delicious?


hey guess what?

life is a shit sandwich, and if you haven't had a bite i'm gonna force feed it to you.

"Remember: shit sandwich, tastes great!"

a stop sign

this thread has gotten totally derailed.

Everyone loves a good train wreck.

Aquarius

.....ya know the sign often associated with a water vase pouring over a nude women's breast and down her chest.

I don't know much about this shiz. Aboot aquarious. Though I read a little bit about my sign and yeahs these things are somewhat general...don't really know what to think about it though...

Rising sign is also cancer. When I was a kid, my father regularly used to warn me about that being a bad thing. :(

Virgo. And I need to stop dating leos, goddamnit.

Life causes cancer.

Send them my way, and I'll see if I can help. I just need to remember not to try to have monogomous co-habitation with sagitarius chicks.

but it's not!

Aw shit, what happened man?

"Naphtali is a Hind Let Loose, who gives goodly words."

Leo - rarrr!!

It isn't? Hurray!


Well, I don't really know that much about it but he's quite the astrology expert and kept reminding me how this double-cancer thingy would be a life long curse. Though I still can't exactly say why. :o