I couldn't. It's for the sole purpose of procreation. Every sperm is sacred!

I hate you. Song is stuck in my head now.

:D you're welcome.

cum

cum

CUUUUUUUUUM

Whenever I stumble into one of these discussions (sex vs. lovemaking vs. fucking) I always think of the scene in ''Kids'' where Rosario Dawson and Chloe Sevigny are talking shit with their homegirls. One of the girls breaks it down into:

Love-making: Slow, sweet, romantic

Sex: oh, ok now we're having sex.......bump.....bump........bump

Fucking: !#$RRERFNICRKMNXOOOHGGFCDEXSWE@Q@!#$%$%G^F!!!!!!

Yes plz.

Me too. I always thought that was really weird haha.

And I bite REALLY hard.

I think it contributes to my high standards, even though I have no real desire to procreate.

Most men would fuck anything with a vagina. Not I.

Men are men and sheep are scared

Am I the only person who really did not like this film?

Somebody once told me that the kids in that film reminded him of my group of friends in high school. I was extremely offended. One of the only similarities is that we smoked in the park to waste time....as did every other high schooler in Manhattan

mmmm, goat love...

oh shit, crayons already sorta mentioned something on a similar note

actually, most men would fuck a vagina without anything attached to it!



not only do i not like it, but i detest harmony korrine. the only reason people seem to like this movie is cuz "oh, it's just like my liiiife". well your life sucks.

i did not see hk's last one with the island of freaks by the way----- mr... something.

anyway, this was about fuck talk and somewhere in page 2 the confessions of those who feel nothing kinda got me down.

i'm not one to use nipple clamps. i like to interact with nipples that explode with the tip of a tongue. i've yanked plenty, i've yanked them hard, but i'd rather lick and tickle.

nipples are hottest when they are uncovered.

it should be whatever you want it to be. if you (both) want it to be violent, go for it. personally i love violent sex. i can't stand it when people are all inhibited and shy because they suck all the fun out of it.

I love my kinky sex. But I also like it when is just us two there making out, caressing, and just exploring each other bodies.

I have a foot fetish. I love to suck on toes and cum on soles.

making love is just an euphimism for fuckin.

it is ALL FUCKIN

My girlfriend and I have a whip, and a gimp mask that we play around with from time to time. Being dominated is great.

I also love it when I dominate her, wrap a belt around her neck like a leash (slipknot through the buckle), and force her to choke on my cock, while simultaneously choking her with the belt. Then when she's done, I beat her ass 'till it's beet red with our whip. She adores it.

But, sweet, passionate lovemaking can be equally outstanding.

hey guys, just jumping in on page 3. what did I miss?

"grandma take me home"

oops, wrong thread!

...or is it?

I'M COMING... HOME, GRANDMA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYRTG8tXDX4

king diamond?

my grandma's dead, you insensitive bastards.

I'd like to run my tongue along her vericose veins.

Q: How do you get four old ladies to shout "FUCK"?

A: Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"

That movie SUCKED ASS HOLE big time! I was so offended. All that hype for what? Some little horny fuck who likes to spread disease? I thought it was supposed to be about skating ya know. Not so!

I hate Kids. I hate Ken Park even more. I hate Wassup Rockers? the most. Larry Clark is a worthless director (Bully is okay, though).

YOU HAVE A PUSSY!
I HAVE A DICKA!

http://visit-x.net/CAMS/US/specials/Rammstein.html

i wish i was a dominatrix

Can't imagine becoming a dominatrix to be all that difficult of a thing.

i think i'd be really good at it

i need to look into it, i would like that way better than handing people their food if i can get paid to do it

Oh, a professional dominatrix. Well, I guess the question really is whether you would be able to stomach the clientele.

yeah i definitely would especially considering that i get to beat them

I would be afraid that the client is actually fucked up and would stab you after the session was over, but that's just a general fear of BDSM as business.

Still, though, sexy as literal fuck.




And if you asked me, a domina isn't a domina without at least a faux-French accent and tons of make-up.

hhahaahah if anyone tried to fucking stab me there would be hell to pay

pbradley wants me to whip his ass until he begs me to stop. but i won't. i'll whip you til you fucking bleed and then i'll whip you some more.

I coulnd't be into bdsm with just anyone. It had to be with someone I know.

That sounds horrible.

I'm not one for masochism. Well... unless I'm way drunk and really upset about some shit.

hahah i was joking. but i would. if you wanted me to.


i'm a sadist and a masochist.