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SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.19.2009 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
only sometimes


Satan, you have made members of this board WAY to horny lately ;) yr bringing out the maniaco in the SYG gossip

king_buzzo 09.19.2009 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
waaaay back in the day




 



daaamn girl.


however, don't dye it blonde again.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.19.2009 04:23 PM

 


man, I told you bout this sig.. MJ Fox is cool man, don't be hatin

 

atsonicpark 09.21.2009 07:34 AM

I've got a boner, and I want to bone her.

Satan 09.21.2009 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
can you recount those times in explicit detail?

okay you get one. one time i was in a bar and i was drunk drunk drunk and i met this hot girl and we got on really well and we were dancing wildly and making out and i took her home and if i said any more than that your jaw would be on the floor.

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Originally Posted by notyourfiend
yr a good five years younger than i assumed you are.

ps f you, you made me think of those rent lyrics i'm 19 but i'm old for my age i'm just borrrrn to be bad.


i know, i know.... i was raised in a household that loves musicals.

hahaha those lyrics just describe me

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous
Satan, you have made members of this board WAY to horny lately ;) yr bringing out the maniaco in the SYG gossip

sorry ive been uncontrollably sexual lately

Quote:

Originally Posted by king_buzzo
daaamn girl.


however, don't dye it blonde again.

my hair would fall out if i did. besides, i like it brown.



MEGA REPLIES FOR THE FUCKING WIN!

Satan 09.21.2009 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead
can you recount those times in explicit detail?

okay you get one. one time i was in a bar and i was drunk drunk drunk and i met this hot girl and we got on really well and we were dancing wildly and making out and i took her home and if i said any more than that your jaw would be on the floor.

Quote:

Originally Posted by notyourfiend
yr a good five years younger than i assumed you are.

ps f you, you made me think of those rent lyrics i'm 19 but i'm old for my age i'm just borrrrn to be bad.


i know, i know.... i was raised in a household that loves musicals.

hahaha those lyrics just describe me

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous
Satan, you have made members of this board WAY to horny lately ;) yr bringing out the maniaco in the SYG gossip

sorry ive been uncontrollably sexual lately. im talking with my pussy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by king_buzzo
daaamn girl.


however, don't dye it blonde again.

my hair would fall out if i did. besides, i like it brown.



MEGA REPLIES FOR THE FUCKING WIN!

Shifty Prophet 09.21.2009 09:21 AM

Do you always cross yr legs man?

If so, I'm feeling hesistant about further accolades crossing into the land o' sway.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.21.2009 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan


sorry ive been uncontrollably sexual lately


There is nothing wrong with that ;)

I was just stating the obvious, thats all. I have been here since Sonic Nurse came out, (god has it been five years now?) and i have NEVER seen this much sexual tension on the SYG gossip..

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.21.2009 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by swa(y)
swa(y)'s dirty laundry is better than the eagles (yuck). old/repost/old pics

im drunk.

i hate washing clothes. laundromats are weird places. heres the massee's own. ive been drunk down here many a time waiting for clothes to finish.




 






im not satan, but im satans little brother which prolly puts me in a more evil position. dont fuck up.




 


im drunk.


Best parody post ever..

ploesj 09.21.2009 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan
i just looked at the date on that picture and i had just turned 18

i will be 20 in 5 months


i'm always surprised by how young you are.

Satan 09.21.2009 10:31 AM

why?? everyone has always told me that my whole life but i never got it

ploesj 09.21.2009 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan
why?? everyone has always told me that my whole life but i never got it


i don't now, you look your age but you seem to act a lot more mature. i'm about a year older than you but it always feels like talking to someone who is at least 25.

maybe i'm just terribly immature.

Rob Instigator 09.21.2009 10:52 AM

it is not that you sound old, just jaded, cynical, and bitter, which to many is associated with age.

Satan 09.21.2009 10:55 AM

oh thanks :rolleyes:


no, yr right. my poor eyes have seen too much to be nice.

Anngella 09.21.2009 04:07 PM

 
 
 
 

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 09.21.2009 04:32 PM

This thread rules simply for the Cat and for Doc Brown.

You guys really need to get over your Satan obsession. It's kind of creepy.

Rob Instigator 09.21.2009 04:49 PM

who is obsessed?

unwitting victims cannot help that a witch has cast a demon spell on their genitalsouls.

dirty bunny 09.21.2009 07:18 PM

sway looks cute there ;)

Kloriel 09.21.2009 07:20 PM

when is sway not cute?

Satan 09.21.2009 07:22 PM

baby i put a spell on you

dirty bunny 09.21.2009 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Kloriel
when is sway not cute?


good question!

Kloriel 09.21.2009 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
baby i put a spell on you


who me?

notyourfiend 09.21.2009 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
why?? everyone has always told me that my whole life but i never got it


you look older. & yr drug/sex experience makes you seem older.

Satan 09.21.2009 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hypertonic
shit lemme make my 666th post...

praise be to satan.... whoops...

HAIL SWEET SATAN



Quote:

Originally Posted by notyourfiend
you look older.


oh, thanks guys :fuckyou:

terriblecanyons 09.21.2009 08:25 PM

Here's to my sweet satan.
The one whose little path would make me sad, whose power is satan.
she'll give you give you 666.
there was a little tool shed where she made us suffer, sad satan.

terriblecanyons 09.21.2009 08:28 PM

It's just a spring clean for the may queen.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 09.22.2009 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by swa(y)
i dont think its the drug/sex experience. not nec. theres plenty of young girls (and boys) out there that have no shortage of drug/sex tales that still come of as being, well, very young/imature/annoying.

its probally some strange concoction of "life experience".

im willing to be lucifers female alter ego has probally experienced just as much, if not more, than yr typical 45 year old. easy. she damned sure has more interesting stories than the larger population of older folk ive (occasionally) found myself conversing with.

shes moved a lot. shes seen places. shes done things. shes insanely emotionally driven + talented.

shes bold as fuck, and seems to have a better perception as to who she is as an individual than most younger peeps.

shes clearly able to see through bullshit (i think this alone probally makes her come off as being older that she really is).

im 7 years older than her and still consider her my big internet punk rock sissy.


Holy shit dude. Did you cum on your keyboard while typing that?

And that speech totally came out of the creepy older guy handbook.

floatingslowly 09.22.2009 05:48 PM

 

notyourfiend 09.22.2009 05:51 PM

^ i'd give you rep, but you know the deal


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