i feel like i'm a pretty good judge.

*judges judges judges*

I've used a LOT of different things to vibrate. The only thing that was actually intended for it was a vibrator that didn't last very long & I eventually lost it so now I can't even use it as a dildo :[ (which would be AWESOME because it's way easier than using my fingers - no cramps)

Let's see here..
-Vibrating toothbrush
-Vibrating home & cell phone
-Vibrating back massager
-Little hotel shampoo bottle
-Hairbrush handle
-Marker
-PS2 controller
-The neck of my guitar (humping, not fucking)
-Gel-filled wrist rest for a keyboard (again, humping)
-Multiple pillows (more humping)

I can't think of anymore.

there's no such thing as normal because everyone is different. "normalcy" is generally a product of what most people consider to be socially acceptable and when someone behaves in a way that falls outside of one's definition of "normal", people tend to be very quick to make a judgement of that person's character or mental health based only on something they've done, like say fuck a doll, when in fact they are STUPID because they are making these judgements based upon this one small facet of surface/superficial information, they are not looking at the whole picture.

i mean jesus, it's not like it's a DOG or something. no one is getting hurt!


get it?


/rant

I have definitely gotten off on Xtube videos of guys fucking inflatable dolls/fleshlights/makeshift fucktoys etc.

DO WHAT FEELS GOOD.

i guess it's because a dildo is just an object. sometimes shaped like a dick. but a blow up doll is like an attempt at companionship. it's beyond just getting off. a pocket pussy or something like that seems more like an attempt to get off. i don't want stare my vibrator in its plastic eyes while it fucks me. ???

but whatever. people can do whatever they want. and the doll has apparently consented... with her mouth all shaped like that and easy access holes.

I think the RealDolls are kind of creepy but if I was a guy I wouldn't hesitate to fuck one.

thank you.


if you want to fuck a robot, FUCK A ROBOT.



sorry for ranting but i am really really fed up with this concept of sexual normalcy and even more fed up with judgmental pricks.

SATAAANNN

what

i already do.

pix or it didn't happen

it's funny the people who are mad about people being judgmental... there is so much fucking judgment passed left and right on this board it's not even funny. it's pretty much what it's all about.

NOWAY! that can't be pretty.

i'm not mad, i'm just a little annoyed


but i do think everyone including myself just needs to shut the fuck up so i'm going to.

if you're mad at me because i didn't respond to my caps locked SATAAANNNN in a timely fashion it is because i was busy doing art.

I prefer the term Sex Macheeen.

ps: girrls fighting over dildos. my kinda party.

I am not making a moral judgement, I am making a social judgement. Regardless of the morality of it, it is rather socially unacceptable hence weird. I had seven dreads like samson and a dreadlocked beard, that shit was weird, I will be the first to admitt and accept that. I'm sure people who fuck dolls feel the same way, they will admitt it is bizarre. I am not necessarily commenting on the morality of the issue, that is a relative thing. Personally, I would feel so stupid fucking a doll my dick would go limp, so I can not easily understand another man doing such. I would be to busy laughing at myself to actually fuck the thing, horny and desperate or not, hence why I called it extreme.

Regardless of the morality, things that are extreme should be observed with caution.

i never mentioned you specifically or pointed any fingers. take yourself out of the fucking equation.



NOW GOODNIGHT COCKSUCKERS.

Dildos fucking inflatable dolls.

Inflatable dildos fucking dolls.

WHAT THE FUCK at least now i know that i can just fall belly out and sprawl viscous out west. Yeah I realize that generally you probabally can't sprawl viscous, but Such is not only sprawling viscous, he's getting paid. Ehtiaopia here comes Kloriel.

I was using my own perspective as a basis for judgment, which is all I can do :)

you guys sure are getting srs about fucking dolls, huh.
lololol, srs bsns

screen blackens... lights dim....


exit signs lose their urgency....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQFa9Qh6Jys


SPAIN

SPAIN

I'm COMING TO HELP YOU ETHIOPIA / SPAIN

e-t-h-i-o-p-i-a.. ethiopia you are the best, above them all I must confess, Ethiopia you are the best..

holla

Fucked my girlfriend with a banana, fucked her with a glow in the dark dildo, it's fun, you can penetrate many holes at once, she loved it, got fucked in the ass with a dildo, it's all good.

did you fuck a blow up doll after she got off?

I've never even seen a blow-up doll in person.

c'mon now, you've never once, even accidentally watched television?

one time we made out with one just fucking around. come to think of it, it did make me a little wet.

okay, not really.

jesus christ i read that wrong. i applied punctuation way too early in your sentence. then it was a horror sketch.

please rewrite as you read it?

ok but usually i get paid for this kind of effort.

I have mannequins..... sexy, nude, mannequins. I've never used them for anything errotic, but it's nice to know they're there. Maybe one day I'll photograph them and share their hotness!

(taps foot)

the erred vision:


was once:

one time we made with one. just fucking around... etc.

the bold font was in line with the previous post or two. So I skipped a bunch of posts, was trying to work out the total fuck up that was my last sonic gossip post, then i came back to here and the nouns were carrying over. so the preposition we didn't work at all and reflected more of a latter 'in this thread' sorta collective. And suddenly it was like you all fucked failed dolls and they were all still alive and they were going to fucking slay us.

hahahaha. you know they would slay us if they could. those poor things.

this thread needs visuals:

yeah... it's just wouldn't be fucked up to fuck one of those things.

but i like dolly!