not owning a cellphone is a good thing.

Yeah, as long as there are payphones, fuck it.

I think I've "needed" a cell phone 1 time in my entire life (as in, I would have rather have used a cell phone than walk 20 minutes to get to another phone).. in my entire life of traveling, emergencies, etc. There's always payphones/housephones/etc. Cell phones are convenient, but they also annoy me. Hell, having spare toilet paper in your wallet might be convenient but who wants to carry that around all the time.

A cell phone is just a toilet paper. I wipe my ass with 'em.

new fetish!!

hi, my name spacerock. I'm a Pisces and I like long walks across the internet, kittens, drums and alien invasion forces.

nah, you can't spell either. :(

I'm not sure if I'd have said no to "Mike" if he'd written 'internet' instead of pizza.

It's so hard to tell whether it's wonderful or evil.

maybe it's your fate to be #4 right after pizza

give it a shot

I'm thankful for:

spellcheckers
warm socks
epoch-ending events

well, if "Mike" had also written completely different things in his profile and spelled all his words correctly.

I was kind of using mike as a generic.

<9+

eh, maybe you have to revise your request for "mav'rick" (hear it w/ a sarah palin voice) and put instead "a stickler for rules"

before I get to work, you do know that eharmony is a Christian dating site, right?

are you for serious?

there were plenty of religions/other box to tick and it isn't advertised as one here.

I feel so... wrong now.

I did join a few and only got to arrange a date with one guy. It was good sex. I don't have much patience to flirt online though, so I hardly ever check my profiles.

you can register as an atheist

try it. cthulhu might destroy you for denying his name, but you can try.

those "other" boxes are there to weed out the heathens.

"Dr" Neil Clark's last gig was at seminary school.

this could explain why I was put with mike.

whatever.

Are there any that aren't christian filled?



I need to filter the entire internet.

i love it when people tell themselves lies and actually believe them.

i do it too, but catching people in the act, it's like a nature documentary.

flotz is a nice friend but i'm a bit of a dickhead and these are the interwebs so i call bullshit! :p

where is the lie?

you are so full of horse poo.

google the good doctor then, Sherlock.

1) they don't filter for christians

2) your profile is likely a loser magnet on its own merit

3) flotz loves you and wished to spare you

so. is. your. face.

i recommend editing that profile.

christian dating service. Now that you mention it and I think of the couples that they use on TV to advertise the site it makes sense. No sense of humor strictly workers
and companion type people. No head over heels, love at
first site romances. No sex on the first date types

Jesus, symbol man, you alright?

yes, i think.

was that too much?

haha.

yeah, it's the worst. people with no sense of humour too.

i've thought about joining one of those sights, but my pride won't let me do it

a girl i know at work joined match.com so she could meet guys for casual sex, she went round to this guys house and gave him a blow job and after he came he told her to get out or he'd punch her in the face, when she told him to punch her he didn't though, and so she just left, i couldn't tell if she actually wanted him to punch her or if she was just calling his bluff.

I'm on one of those free ones and I went on a date with some guy from there and it was the strangest thing ever. I kind of feel bad because he "lent" me some CD's and I haven't talked to him since.
I has a boy, though.

After my last relationship, I don't want to date anyone for a while....fucking A.

no, I thnik you have to pay to see their photos.

I'm fairly sure I'd be able to find out whether the person was interesting to me before I saw a photo though. looks matter, but personality matters more so it is ahead when filtering.

.. .

jsus

my space?

everyone on myspace is too young (mostly) and is if I have time to be filtering through stupid pages with music and videos nad what not. They are an okay way to get to know someone a little I suppose, but not really a quick way to find someone you find interesting (other than how they look)

he lent you CD's on your first date? Did you go back to his house or did he bring them along.. with him...

:confused:

disaster then?

Hmmm, grateful for family, pizza....spelling words wrong?

This may be your Mike, miss Phoenix...

So he's still not giving you the cock?

I wish, I wish there would have been someone cheating etc. or something crazy happen. But no, she had a fucked up past and has been hurt alot and cant get close to ppl without freaking out. Left me because I was "too good". She wasnt the "lover that I needed".

Isn't that worse ffs? I'd rather it be something wrong with me but it's all about her. She was the first one I emotionally connected with too, I never opened up to anyone before and never believed in love, until I fell for someone who can't love.

I need a long break.

The sex was great too...damnit.