Generally they are.

my original thought was that we all like each other because we're part of the same family -- but we all seem to get on each others' nerves at times, most likely because we're always e-around each other. Like being forced to share a bedroom.

I am very glad that I am not directly related to anyone on this forum.

I'm related to you, you just don't know it yet.

she could be the offspring of an ancestor who got deported for crimes

anyway, this forum is nothing like having siblings

neither is yr face.

So, who wants to sleep in bed with me? I won't bite (females only).

fixed.

all of my family came here voluntarily. for the record.

that's not subtle enough for such a subtle practice.

Absurdity is my gig.

I am going to bed right now. you can come if you want astonic.

Mmm :)

I'll bring some rope. You know, for later.

is that like when people get the choice between prison and rehab? prison or australia?

So...they turned themselves in, did they?




... ;-)

if we were all siblings, in the same room.....



incest

Same room with you ;-)

also

slumber parties and pillowfights!

Repulsive an idea as that is, if it was a reality I'd probably lock you all up in the house for fear of people finding out that I was related to so many retards.

have you got something against retarded people?

satan if you were slightly retarded and slightly related to me, and age 16 and had braces. .... damn i would jizz at the thought of you

I met a 33 year old former topless dancer the other day, who had braces, and was now a nurse. She was hot. We were totally flirting with each other, it was great, and then she told me she had a 20 year old son and.. uh.. I dunno, I got a lil' freaked I guess since I'm 23 and that means she had him when she was 13 and I dunno. Just a little weird but eh. Maybe something will come out of it. I doubt it. Still, braces on a 33 year old. Sexy.

nice [cept for the 20 yo son part]

YEAH! We were having a great conversation, and she was really cool and sweet and hot and the son thing just freaked me out. But I dunno. MILF, either way. She came into my work and was looking for something and we talked and she's like "Yeah, I'm late for work but I like talking to you." and I ended up not finishing my job, we talked for a good half an hour. I told her to come back in and see me, because she said she usually doesn't go to this store but she was in the area earlier for some reason, and if she comes back in I'm going to get her number. I need me a fuckin MILF.

Yellow eyeshadow, too. Sexy.

I don't if they stay inside the house.

fair enough

Yeah. Fair enough.

This is just sad.
Even if it was meant to be "funny".
I'm ok with the "praising" some of you guys give to the girl, but I think she got the point, eh, no need to keep exxxaggerating stuff, you're making yourselves ridiculous.

No need to start a discussion on this, just wanted to express my feeling.
You know I'm a big-bellied bearded repressed retard with glasses, no need to remind me.
haha.
:(

shut your whore mouth

talkin' 'bout synonyms.

I bet that in reality Satan wouldn't really touch Davenotdead even if she was wearing surgical gloves. The hygiene issue springs to mind.

just because you want to spread my dick cheese over toast doesn't mean I have to shower for Satan

Do I, now?