perv.
(it's a compliment)

I'd say 1/2nd gay

It doesn't just send the signals to other gay dudes. I could distinctly hear a muffled cooing emanating from the back of your pants. And I wanted to go there. You know, just to see what's up.

^^^ I gonna take estimated guess and say the dude who mentions his penis in just about every thread is.... oh, right at about .83 gay ?

[edit] description.... obsessed with the cock, but still straight enough to know who to use it on

only gay enough to suck GAGA's dick

35% gay, 65% straight.

0.4

I'm 4/5 gay. I win!

only morkparras can pull off being over 200% gay.

You so should have overcome your shyness and knocked on my anus. It welcomes many a recreational activity.

Can't really answer in any fraction or percentage. I suppose it would be like a weak probability theory of converging variables... or whatever.

the deviant fraction.
the one i'm not is the physical/sexual attraction to men fraction.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7dYyD26ZXY

watch this and if you get half chub, add 1/3rd to yr fraction. full chub add 2/3rds.

if yr a girl and yr nipples get slightly erect add 1/5th

How hot are the people that would decide me being gay or straight ? Are we talking drunken hands pressed through wet black tights gay, or leathery lizard-scaled hands wading through waves of grey flab in our 2nd condo gay?

gays moisturize. no lizard-hands

So you're 9/10 gay then?

1/10000th gay

i didn't need to see that
he really needs to work on his tuck game

dude chris taylor and ed droste. add 3000/10000ths to yr 1/10000th.

altered, lol'd

so not even slightly erect nips?

no.

I don't know. How can you quantify that?

Females are constantly on my mind, and I'd only get physical with a female. But I do occasionally think homoerotic thoughts about men I'm not really attracted to out of OCD impulse or something. And I do think that Cillian Murphy and Guy Picciotto are really hot. I've never got chubs for a man though.

sounds like a classic 2/5ths to me

I'm so gay I'm sleeping with your wimminz.


Edit- I also spoon with them and touch their boobies.

^^^ ....so, activities you do with "wimminz":

-sleep
-spoon
-touch boobies

I use my fingers obviously.

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...boobies.

I asked it's mom if it could come out and play stickball (OH MAN SO RICH IN INNUENDO), but she said something about it being punsihed for not eating all of its meat (OH MY GOD INNUENDO HEAVEN.)