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Genteel Death 10.29.2009 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
cannot be scared of what is not.

the gays must be desperate for new cockholes.

maybe I should start strappin my shit down?
ha ha!

C'mon Robbie, you know clearly I wasn't being serious. I accept the way you are.


I can't be desperate for a new cockhole when it's not exactly my thing, precisely yours. Also, when you refer to ''the gays'', you are implying that I am the spokesperson for thousands of other people. Think about it, Rob.

Think

THINK


Think



thinkthinkthink

Rob Instigator 10.29.2009 11:25 AM

I know.
no thang.

"the gays" is how all the gay guys who are in the audience for the Wendy Williams show refer to themselves, as in "the gays love you Wendy"
didn;t mean nothing by it.

fuck, the things one must watch when their girlfriend has the remote.

Genteel Death 10.29.2009 11:26 AM

Can somebody now post a picture of sway? Preferably with few clothes on. I wanna try something.

Genteel Death 10.29.2009 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

fuck, the things one must watch when their girlfriend has the remote.


so, you're saying that the sight of some gay guys disturbs you?

http://cmarque.files.wordpress.com/2...ng?w=404&h=404

what's the first thing that comes up on your mind when you witness something similar to the above? Do you reach for your girlfriend, the remote control, or an axe?

Rob Instigator 10.29.2009 11:41 AM

hahah! dude, if you only knew.
I have lived in the Montrose section of Houston for over 14 years. That is the bohemian, historically gay, druggie area of Houston. I am a PAINTER man, graduated with art degree, my ex-wife was a theatre costumer for nearly all 8 years we were married. I have been called "gay", "art fag" etc. by people much more hurtful and assholy than anyone here on SYG
I have also beaten people up for fuckin with gay people.
the reason I do not like wendy williams' show is that it is vacuous, not because it is "fabulous!"
I have been at most gay pride parade supporting my friends and their families for the past 15 years.
first thing comes to mind when I see two guys kissing is "good for them." what's wrong with people being happy?


the only people I consider deviants are foot fetishists. fucking feet are goddamn UGLY! and gross! and they smell like shit and toejam!

having said that,
I cannot help that I am beautiful.

ha!

Lurker 10.29.2009 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
I am a PAINTER man,

Don't worry, painting isn't gay.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
I have also beaten people up for fuckin with gay people.


You beat up people who fuck gay people? You beat up gays?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

the only people I consider deviants are foot fetishists. fucking feet are goddamn UGLY! and gross! and they smell like shit and toejam!



And that is exactly why I cut mine off.

floatingslowly 10.29.2009 11:48 AM

could somebody please post a pic of Katy Perry's feet?

yr's truly,

a deviant foot-fetishiser

Lurker 10.29.2009 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
Go on, when you're ready.

Rob, Ned, best sit this one out.



I just repped you for this thread then found out that you repped me. So don't think of it as reciprocation rep, it was honest.

Lurker 10.29.2009 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
could somebody please post a pic of Katy Perry's feet?

yr's truly,

a deviant foot-fetishiser



Here you go buddy:





 

Glice 10.29.2009 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
could somebody please post a pic of Katy Perry's feet?

yr's truly,

a deviant foot-fetishiser


'Foot-fetishiser' give the impression you collect feet as trophies, or sell them for an exorbitant black-market value. Which is, ironically, far more perverse than the linguistically-codified notion of a 'foot fetishist'.

Genteel Death 10.29.2009 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lurker
I just repped you for this thread then found out that you repped me. So don't think of it as reciprocation rep, it was honest.


Now I so want to neg rep you for repping Glice for creating this thread. You should have kept quiet about it.

Lurker 10.29.2009 11:54 AM

That's reprehensible.

floatingslowly 10.29.2009 11:55 AM

it puts the lotion on it's feet or else it gets the hose again.

Genteel Death 10.29.2009 11:59 AM

If you are talking to a woman and you continuously stare at her feet, is it less offensive than staring at her tits?

Genteel Death 10.29.2009 12:00 PM

Maybe Tokolosh would know.

Lurker 10.29.2009 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
it puts the lotion on it's feet or else it gets the hose again.



I saw the edit. I know now you dark secrets.

Genteel Death 10.29.2009 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
hahah! dude, if you only knew.
I have lived in the Montrose section of Houston for over 14 years. That is the bohemian, historically gay, druggie area of Houston. I am a PAINTER man, graduated with art degree, my ex-wife was a theatre costumer for nearly all 8 years we were married. I have been called "gay", "art fag" etc. by people much more hurtful and assholy than anyone here on SYG
I have also beaten people up for fuckin with gay people.
the reason I do not like wendy williams' show is that it is vacuous, not because it is "fabulous!"
I have been at most gay pride parade supporting my friends and their families for the past 15 years.
first thing comes to mind when I see two guys kissing is "good for them." what's wrong with people being happy?


the only people I consider deviants are foot fetishists. fucking feet are goddamn UGLY! and gross! and they smell like shit and toejam!

having said that,
I cannot help that I am beautiful.

ha!


It's all cool and dandy, Roberta. What has being a painter got to do with gays, though?

floatingslowly 10.29.2009 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lurker
I saw the edit. I know now you dark secrets.



if you saw the edit, then you know there is no secret!

Rob Instigator 10.29.2009 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genteel Death
What has being a painter got to do with gays, though?


really? Maybe you do not know how mainstream people view the artsy folk, at least here in USA.
just a reference to one of the many aspects of myself that people have called GAY over the years. ask the jocks.

Lurker 10.29.2009 12:17 PM

I mean the unedited version

wellcharge 10.29.2009 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
could somebody please post a pic of Katy Perry's feet?

yr's truly,

a deviant foot-fetishiser



they're damn nice imo


 


 


Rob Instigator 10.29.2009 12:47 PM

I forgot that in genteel death's country the hardcore punks do embroidering and needlework.

Rob Instigator 10.29.2009 12:48 PM

BTW, I love all the hot brunette celebrities around now. I get so fed up with bleach blondes.

wellcharge 10.29.2009 12:48 PM

http://www.imagebam.com/image/c8e3ed43966946


SuchFriendsAreDangerous 10.29.2009 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the big quasar
Hail Mary
full of grace


 

You rang?

Glice 10.29.2009 07:02 PM

Is that Amharic or Coptic writing underneath? And why are the cherubim so weird looking?

Toilet & Bowels 10.29.2009 07:20 PM

this thread is a bit of a sausage fest

amerikangod 10.29.2009 07:29 PM

Given the aim of this thread, I have nothing of value to contribute.

amerikangod 10.29.2009 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
this thread is a bit of a sausage fest


Better than those threads that are total clam bakes, full of chicks complaining about their periods or how their breasts hurt, or how they miss their boyfriends, or how I'm a misogynist.

Glice 10.29.2009 07:35 PM

The thing is, Mr God, is that you're so transparently ridiculous that it's not a problem; it's the constant insidious re-assertion that, "yes, women do have breasts, let's talk about those instead. lol" that's grating.

To summarise: your misogyny is ridiculous, and therefore funny; others' is just gratingly dull to the point of being offensive.

Glice 10.29.2009 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
this thread is a bit of a sausage fest


Yeah? Well, why don't you go back to muslimistan and say that, eh?

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 10.29.2009 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
Is that Amharic or Coptic writing underneath? And why are the cherubim so weird looking?


that is the fidel (Ethiopian script)


 


this is coptic


 


its pharaonic Egyptian written in old greek characters..

and the cherubim (kirabel) are Ethiopian originals.. would you prefer these silly things?


 

not quite as terrifying as fire clad beings of the before time...

vulva 10.29.2009 09:11 PM

yeah I'd stick it in her cunthole

static-harmony 10.29.2009 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
could somebody please post a pic of Katy Perry's feet?

yr's truly,

a deviant foot-fetishiser


Couldn't find any, but hope you have a food fetish on people. Or what seems to be.

 



edit-
 



Another one.
 




Sorry it had to be done.

wellcharge 10.29.2009 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by static-harmony
Couldn't find any, but hope you have a food fetish on people. Or what seems to be.





edit-



Another one.





Sorry it had to be done.


i posted some damn good ones but they dissapeared

http://img266.imagevenue.com/img.php...122_433lo.jpg#
http://img15.imagevenue.com/img.php?...122_256lo.jpg#
http://img19.imagevenue.com/img.php?...122_576lo.jpg#

pbradley 10.29.2009 10:33 PM

This thread started out pretty interestingly.

Then it lost cabin pressure.

Now it's a burnt wreck on a mountain side.

Satan 10.29.2009 10:42 PM

let's discuss this woman.



 

davenotdead 10.29.2009 10:59 PM

i watched that entire Miley interview.

damn she's great. she got Ross to do the pop-n-lock Miley dance, and she called him out on his weak mullet.

so awesome

Genteel Death 10.30.2009 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous
 

You rang?

Nice

Genteel Death 10.30.2009 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swa(y)
do you seriously need some pics of me w/ few clothes on? this can be done...theres plenty of topless sway pics i posted not long ago in the "post a pic of yrself" section.


Please. Go sway go!


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