i think most of them even fail at being hipsters. we didn't even get an urban outfitters until this year. [not a joke].

I'd tell you both to grow the fuck up except I do find it rather funny to read threats hurled into the outer limits..

cool that'll be in my next film, thanks

HAHA, where the hell do you live where you are a decade behind?

You're welcome! :-)

2 and a half hours southeast of swa(y) city

No wonder. well it sucks for you. You have two decades of hipsterdom.

lol

:D good post

There are some people I'd like to see go more than 2-3 months without a woman.

actually, for her standards, satanlily has been a pussy bitch the past few months too.

of course there are also people who'd like to see me go more than 2-3 months with a girlfriend.

* davenotdead had to get out of there because there were girls in revealing clothing

Where exactly are these ovoids supposed to be again?

I can't seem to find 'em.

yr quality's been lacking lately [or maybe i had a glorified notion of you in my memory].

but yeah, i find underage girls pretty attractive. had to get out of there before i got drunk enough to hit on one of them [ i ended up at a house party with legal girls wearing even sluttier outfits if you were wondering]

Slutty outfits for the win.

lolwut?

Can I petition to get my name removed from the subject and header for this thread? I know I've been whining a bit, but seriously, the bitch stole my bottle of wine and the good corkscrew!

Don't worry, babe, we can get over this together.

a. I don't know what this is about but it sure is funny.

b. Thanks for not mentioning me in the title.

I said that not Terrible Canyons.

Unless yr talking to me...

Either way it was a joke, he dug it.

I think we all know who the queen in this thread is...haha


Don't try to slap me either Im lightning fast.


EDIT: also, I request my name be taken out of this as well. Bitch dumped me on my birthday. I also looked down in my pants Dave, and what I saw reminded me, oh yeah, those are the things I used this summer when I had 2 3somes with this girl and her girlfriend. I'm sad because Im no longer having 3somes. I'm crying over "multiple" vaginas.

That should be a different category, ya smug prick. I can be smug too!

Can I be the queen? I've got lots of dresses!

Fuck, it won't let me rep anyone that I want to rep.

Actually, you would be the queen my friend. Knowledgable and fair ruling. Sway is the princess. Whiney and power hungry with no foresight

Then Rep me! mwuahaha

(that's how I score em)

You have served as my rep receptacle for the night.

Thanks for the rep sucker, now Im considering whether or not I should NEG rep you...for not wanting to rep me in the first place. It was a trick question you see!

I'm very complex.

Complex, eh? A fan of games, eh? HA! Then I've outed you, as one who hosts petty and complicated lady emotions versus simple man emotions, and thereby reinforce Dave's original claims.

If you'd like to refute you'll need to locate your balls in front of all of us. Myself in particular. I will be breathing heavily and looming.

Emotions are emotions are emotions

Now you're just writing Billy Corgan lyrics.

Now that would be a case for neg repping. But then so would recognizing them...

Off with their heads!

So if we weigh the same as a duck, then we're made of wood, and therefore no-ball Billy Corgan fans.

Me and Steve Albini, we see you as you really are now.

ok guys, this was a test.

dead-air and atsonic can be removed from the title.

swa(y) at first took great offense to this and then tried to use how many pictures he posts with girls as his claim to manhood. now he is/claims to be leaving the board. LOL

deaddiscodildo i was on the fence about, but in order to not let swa(y) feel like all the world's against him, we'll give him a buddy. ddd is constantly using his 'dude i had 2 3somes at the same time this summer' card to lay claim to his manhood. i am pretty sure this isn't the first time. it makes me lol, and i don't think ddd is an ass, but i think he still embodies what this thread is about.

And you giving psycho-analysis and passing judgement on others and making examples of them is a PERFECT example of how YOU are trying to claim yr manhood. Yr not above me, boy. & I'll never leave these boards.

I however, am not saying I'm above YOU or anyone...we are all Americans confused in the Japanese game show called LIFE.

Fucktard.

& I only mentioned the 3some once here that I recall, right after it happened, because...well shit was nuts. I was hoping I could talk to others who have shared the experience and get thoughts. I dont remember that being the case.

Leave me in or out of yr thread, I don't care, oh wise one.

This whole thread is a sissy fight.

No no, I consider it more of a war of words like something from the 20s seeee....

I already made it clear, dont fight on the internet.

btw, what happened? I quote Corgan? how?

That was the first thing that emotionally upset me in this thread...

A+ thread.

You are John Kerry and dave is the guy in the blue shirt.

I'm the out-of-focus guy in the back.